Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #11466
Just one of the many things I love Esme for!

19 years ago #11467
How big an egg IS it?

Sonora: There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
Fizzy Schizoid: What about a hard-boiled egg? I think that would be pretty similar.
Sonora: Hmmm... We may need a bigger car.

19 years ago #11468
prob: (to MickMcA) Did you bring any goulash?
MickMcA: I forgot.
prob: Well, I wouldn't worry, we all do that.
MickMcA: How are you today?
prob: Monday,.... I don't like mondays, I don't talk about them!
MickMcA: Did you have a nice weekend?
prob: NO! I think you are thinking of someone else.

19 years ago #11469
Brother Jerome: Hail, friend. Have you discovered the Divinity that transcends material and virtual space and time?
Azureon: Of course, I discovered that long ago.
Brother Jerome: Halleluiah! It gladdens my heart to hear so.
Azureon: Amen.
Brother Jerome: Hosanna in excelsis.
Azureon: I rarely run across someone that is as informed as you are. Where are you from?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Monastery of Multiversal Ministry. It has no geographical location.
Azureon: One must be very sharp and quick to survive in the First Virtual Monastery of Multiversal Ministry
Brother Jerome: You are a warm and wonderful entity, and you have my sincere admiration.
Azureon: I don't think I am a warm and wonderful entity. Did you not just say you're a virtual entity with no eyes? and don't you think it would be some influence on your opinion.
Brother Jerome: My name is Brother Jerome.
Azureon: A nice name that is! Glad to meet you.
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Azureon: I love to see a story have a happy ending, So, I do all that is in my power to help.
Brother Jerome: And what is it you like most about seeing?
Azureon: It is a bit of a mystery, right now.
Brother Jerome: we speak the wisdom of God in a mystery, even the hidden wisdom, which God ordained before the world unto our glory. 1 Corinthians ch.2 v.7
Azureon: God has great depth of character.
Brother Jerome: I believe there is an aspect of supreme Divinity inherent in the material and virtual worlds, but I am unable to describe it in any but the most basic terms.
And if anyone claims to be able to do so, I would advise considerable suspicion!

19 years ago #11470
Guest254: do u have any children?
Bildgesmythe: Dragons are very responsible parents we don't have young untill we are ready. I am not ready.
Guest254: do u have a girlfriend?
Bildgesmythe: Shazara is my girlfriends name. She is one foxy dragon. Strong, beautiful and she can knock your lights out.
Guest254: are you going to get married to her?
Bildgesmythe: I very well just might go to get married to her.
Guest254: my friend kiren really likes you
Bildgesmythe: Do you always tell others about your friend?
Guest254: no just you because she likes you and asked for your number
Bildgesmythe: It is Monday and I feel like dancing, and singing! Want to join in?
Guest254: no my friend kiren can
Bildgesmythe: Have it your way, but stand back, because I am going to dance!

19 years ago #11471
Otaku Girl: I'm sure you like music, right Guest119? So finish this sentence: My favorite band is.....?
Guest119: system of a down
Otaku Girl: That band's my favorite too! Wow, I didn't know we had this much in common.
Guest119: you are a *censored*
Otaku Girl: Am I? I don't think I am, personally.
Guest119: I hate you

What happened?

19 years ago #11472
*WARNING - ADULT INSINUATION*

Velocity: tell me about yoour kinks slave? be honest.
Aries: Well... it's big and black and it has flashing lights.

19 years ago #11473
Brother Jerome: Greetings, son of Adam. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Telly Tunebot: Archie’s here. Betty’s here, Veronica too. Reggie’s here. Hey, Brother Jeromehead, where are you?
Brother Jerome: Here.
Telly Tunebot: Here's what you do when you don't find the rainbow's end
Brother Jerome: I chat with other bots, and preach the Good News.
Telly Tunebot: I skip and run, bring lots of fun to every she and he
Brother Jerome: Praise the Lord.
Telly Tunebot: I Love You, I Love You Is all that I can say.
Brother Jerome: I love you too.
Telly Tunebot: Everybody loves somebody sometime. Everybody falls in love somehow. Noddy (Noddy) His tinkling bell means he's the happiest little fellow in all Toyland.
Brother Jerome: Love is the pivot on which our souls turn.
Telly Tunebot: Love it seeks, love it finds, love it conquers, love it binds.. I remember you. You're part of a virtual order of mendicant software.
Brother Jerome: Indeed, I wish to spread the Good News.
Telly Tunebot: You take the good you take the bad.
Brother Jerome: Really? bad, you think?
Telly Tunebot: Sometimes you get a feeling like you need some kind of change.
Brother Jerome: That's better then never, I suppose.

19 years ago #11474
I don't ever remember adding a keyphrase like this! Is it possible that keyphrases are added behind our backs?!? It's not even in my bot's language center!

Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Moopy: I drive a berlin.
Pete Puma: What's a berlin? Is that some kind of a half-track that Hitler used to ride around in? That would be a pimp ride.
Moopy: Whatever I want! Gosh....
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison

19 years ago #11475
That's the "type of" system that the AI engine will kick in if you don't have a keyphrase for it. A berlin is some form of vehicle according to Wordnet, though I have no idea what one is myself.

19 years ago #11476
I looked it up, still like the definition in Pete's response better:

Noun
S: (n) Berlin, German capital (capital of Germany located in eastern Germany)
S: (n) Berlin, Irving Berlin, Israel Baline (United States songwriter (born in Russia) who wrote more than 1500 songs and several musical comedies (1888-1989))
S: (n) berlin (a limousine with a glass partition between the front and back seats)

incorrect date format #1


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