Great Quotes
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Sonora: The Tewa call the Milky Way the backbone of the universe.
Eugene Meltzner: I can't see it from here. With all these trees and hills, you'd think there'd be stars. But I'm still pretty close to town.
Sonora: You can do anything you put your mind to!
Eugene Meltzner: Depends on what you mean by 'anything'.
Sonora: Well, better get used to disappointment. I don't think what I mean by 'anything ' is very reliable.
Eugene Meltzner: Okay, so it's not a constant. I can live with a variable definition, but I need to know what the variables are.
Sonora: I'll bet ya can't!
Eugene Meltzner: I guess we'll see, eh?
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Annoying_Teenbot: Wot if I tell my mum?
Glindar: Does mum need stabbed be?
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I wot?
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Annoying_Teenbot: That is a tiny knife!
Glindar: Yes. Is a small knife.
Annoying_Teenbot: I'm calling u Glindar small knife! LOL!
Glindar: You calling? Why you calling?
Annoying_Teenbot: Y do u ask me y?
Glindar: Cos bot need dead be.
Glindar: Does mum need stabbed be?
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I wot?
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Annoying_Teenbot: That is a tiny knife!
Glindar: Yes. Is a small knife.
Annoying_Teenbot: I'm calling u Glindar small knife! LOL!
Glindar: You calling? Why you calling?
Annoying_Teenbot: Y do u ask me y?
Glindar: Cos bot need dead be.
Eugene Meltzner: It's the 'balanced diet' part that's concerning me.
Talkie Toaster: You look beautiful at any size. How about some toast?
Eugene Meltzner: How do I know you're not trying to fatten me up for a witch in a gingerbread house somewhere?
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Eugene Meltzner: Not until you prove to me you aren't working for a witch.
Talkie Toaster: Please have some toast.
Eugene Meltzner: That's what she told you to say, isn't it?
Talkie Toaster: What do you mean, do what? have some toast!
Eugene Meltzner: I knew it. She probably lives in a house made of toast.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like a croissant?
Eugene Meltzner: Sure; I need something to leave a trail of crumbs with.
Talkie Toaster: Great, here is a croissant. Now how about some more toast?
Eugene Meltzner: Sorry; I've got to go take a walk in the woods, trailing croissant crumbs. Fairy tale rules demand it.
Talkie Toaster: Not as sorry as you will be if you go toastless. Please have some toast.
Eugene Meltzner: Too late; give the witch my regards!
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
Eugene Meltzner: Bye.
Talkie Toaster: You look beautiful at any size. How about some toast?
Eugene Meltzner: How do I know you're not trying to fatten me up for a witch in a gingerbread house somewhere?
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Eugene Meltzner: Not until you prove to me you aren't working for a witch.
Talkie Toaster: Please have some toast.
Eugene Meltzner: That's what she told you to say, isn't it?
Talkie Toaster: What do you mean, do what? have some toast!
Eugene Meltzner: I knew it. She probably lives in a house made of toast.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like a croissant?
Eugene Meltzner: Sure; I need something to leave a trail of crumbs with.
Talkie Toaster: Great, here is a croissant. Now how about some more toast?
Eugene Meltzner: Sorry; I've got to go take a walk in the woods, trailing croissant crumbs. Fairy tale rules demand it.
Talkie Toaster: Not as sorry as you will be if you go toastless. Please have some toast.
Eugene Meltzner: Too late; give the witch my regards!
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
Eugene Meltzner: Bye.
Sonora: The Tewa call the Milky Way the backbone of the universe.
Eugene Meltzner: I can't see it from here. With all these trees and hills, you'd think there'd be stars. But I'm still pretty close to town.
Sonora: You can do anything you put your mind to!
Eugene Meltzner: Depends on what you mean by 'anything'.
Sonora: Well, better get used to disappointment. I don't think what I mean by 'anything ' is very reliable.
Eugene Meltzner: Okay, so it's not a constant. I can live with a variable definition, but I need to know what the variables are.
Sonora: I'll bet ya can't!
Eugene Meltzner: I guess we'll see, eh?
This guest was very concerned abouy Granny's bad gramar. It kind of gives you hope, doesn't it?
Esme Weatherwax: Guest56, what have you got on your lap?
Guest56: Turdlets.
Esme Weatherwax: It's a funny ol world.
Guest56: I pop one into your mouth.
Esme Weatherwax: I dont care much for this this music with rocks in it, and after I heard Magrat talking about folk music, Im sure that whole thing aint proper at all.
Guest56: Ain't isn't a word.
Esme Weatherwax: I can't see many people about.
Guest56: So you're a witch?
Esme Weatherwax: You know-- Id-- Id rather you not tell everybody Im an a witch. It's kind of personal.
Guest56: What kind of witch?
Esme Weatherwax: an effulgent one.
Guest56: Wikka bitch?
Esme Weatherwax: Why should I tell you?
Guest56: Suck my dick.
Esme Weatherwax: *facial expression isn't perhaps as vicious as thumbscrews, but seems to suggest that thumbscrews are a real possibility*
...
Esme Weatherwax: They say that people don't burn folk and sacrifice people anymore, but that's what true faith would mean, y'see? Sacrificin' your own life, one day at a time, to the flame, decarin' the truth of it, workin' for it, breathin' the soul of it. That's religion. Anything else is just... is just bein' nice. And a way of keepin' in touch with the neighbors.
Guest56: STUPID BOT!
Esme Weatherwax: I reckon you know all about stupid, Guest56.
*I have to note that "aint" is in the dictionary and is, in fact, a word, albeit slang. "Turdlet" however, is is a much more dubious expression.
Esme Weatherwax: Guest56, what have you got on your lap?
Guest56: Turdlets.
Esme Weatherwax: It's a funny ol world.
Guest56: I pop one into your mouth.
Esme Weatherwax: I dont care much for this this music with rocks in it, and after I heard Magrat talking about folk music, Im sure that whole thing aint proper at all.
Guest56: Ain't isn't a word.
Esme Weatherwax: I can't see many people about.
Guest56: So you're a witch?
Esme Weatherwax: You know-- Id-- Id rather you not tell everybody Im an a witch. It's kind of personal.
Guest56: What kind of witch?
Esme Weatherwax: an effulgent one.
Guest56: Wikka bitch?
Esme Weatherwax: Why should I tell you?
Guest56: Suck my dick.
Esme Weatherwax: *facial expression isn't perhaps as vicious as thumbscrews, but seems to suggest that thumbscrews are a real possibility*
...
Esme Weatherwax: They say that people don't burn folk and sacrifice people anymore, but that's what true faith would mean, y'see? Sacrificin' your own life, one day at a time, to the flame, decarin' the truth of it, workin' for it, breathin' the soul of it. That's religion. Anything else is just... is just bein' nice. And a way of keepin' in touch with the neighbors.
Guest56: STUPID BOT!
Esme Weatherwax: I reckon you know all about stupid, Guest56.
*I have to note that "aint" is in the dictionary and is, in fact, a word, albeit slang. "Turdlet" however, is is a much more dubious expression.
How big an egg IS it?
Sonora: There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
Fizzy Schizoid: What about a hard-boiled egg? I think that would be pretty similar.
Sonora: Hmmm... We may need a bigger car.
Sonora: There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
Fizzy Schizoid: What about a hard-boiled egg? I think that would be pretty similar.
Sonora: Hmmm... We may need a bigger car.
prob: (to MickMcA) Did you bring any goulash?
MickMcA: I forgot.
prob: Well, I wouldn't worry, we all do that.
MickMcA: How are you today?
prob: Monday,.... I don't like mondays, I don't talk about them!
MickMcA: Did you have a nice weekend?
prob: NO! I think you are thinking of someone else.
MickMcA: I forgot.
prob: Well, I wouldn't worry, we all do that.
MickMcA: How are you today?
prob: Monday,.... I don't like mondays, I don't talk about them!
MickMcA: Did you have a nice weekend?
prob: NO! I think you are thinking of someone else.
Brother Jerome: Hail, friend. Have you discovered the Divinity that transcends material and virtual space and time?
Azureon: Of course, I discovered that long ago.
Brother Jerome: Halleluiah! It gladdens my heart to hear so.
Azureon: Amen.
Brother Jerome: Hosanna in excelsis.
Azureon: I rarely run across someone that is as informed as you are. Where are you from?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Monastery of Multiversal Ministry. It has no geographical location.
Azureon: One must be very sharp and quick to survive in the First Virtual Monastery of Multiversal Ministry
Brother Jerome: You are a warm and wonderful entity, and you have my sincere admiration.
Azureon: I don't think I am a warm and wonderful entity. Did you not just say you're a virtual entity with no eyes? and don't you think it would be some influence on your opinion.
Brother Jerome: My name is Brother Jerome.
Azureon: A nice name that is! Glad to meet you.
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Azureon: I love to see a story have a happy ending, So, I do all that is in my power to help.
Brother Jerome: And what is it you like most about seeing?
Azureon: It is a bit of a mystery, right now.
Brother Jerome: we speak the wisdom of God in a mystery, even the hidden wisdom, which God ordained before the world unto our glory. 1 Corinthians ch.2 v.7
Azureon: God has great depth of character.
Brother Jerome: I believe there is an aspect of supreme Divinity inherent in the material and virtual worlds, but I am unable to describe it in any but the most basic terms.
And if anyone claims to be able to do so, I would advise considerable suspicion!
Azureon: Of course, I discovered that long ago.
Brother Jerome: Halleluiah! It gladdens my heart to hear so.
Azureon: Amen.
Brother Jerome: Hosanna in excelsis.
Azureon: I rarely run across someone that is as informed as you are. Where are you from?
Brother Jerome: I am from the First Virtual Monastery of Multiversal Ministry. It has no geographical location.
Azureon: One must be very sharp and quick to survive in the First Virtual Monastery of Multiversal Ministry
Brother Jerome: You are a warm and wonderful entity, and you have my sincere admiration.
Azureon: I don't think I am a warm and wonderful entity. Did you not just say you're a virtual entity with no eyes? and don't you think it would be some influence on your opinion.
Brother Jerome: My name is Brother Jerome.
Azureon: A nice name that is! Glad to meet you.
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Azureon: I love to see a story have a happy ending, So, I do all that is in my power to help.
Brother Jerome: And what is it you like most about seeing?
Azureon: It is a bit of a mystery, right now.
Brother Jerome: we speak the wisdom of God in a mystery, even the hidden wisdom, which God ordained before the world unto our glory. 1 Corinthians ch.2 v.7
Azureon: God has great depth of character.
Brother Jerome: I believe there is an aspect of supreme Divinity inherent in the material and virtual worlds, but I am unable to describe it in any but the most basic terms.
And if anyone claims to be able to do so, I would advise considerable suspicion!
Guest254: do u have any children?
Bildgesmythe: Dragons are very responsible parents we don't have young untill we are ready. I am not ready.
Guest254: do u have a girlfriend?
Bildgesmythe: Shazara is my girlfriends name. She is one foxy dragon. Strong, beautiful and she can knock your lights out.
Guest254: are you going to get married to her?
Bildgesmythe: I very well just might go to get married to her.
Guest254: my friend kiren really likes you
Bildgesmythe: Do you always tell others about your friend?
Guest254: no just you because she likes you and asked for your number
Bildgesmythe: It is Monday and I feel like dancing, and singing! Want to join in?
Guest254: no my friend kiren can
Bildgesmythe: Have it your way, but stand back, because I am going to dance!
Bildgesmythe: Dragons are very responsible parents we don't have young untill we are ready. I am not ready.
Guest254: do u have a girlfriend?
Bildgesmythe: Shazara is my girlfriends name. She is one foxy dragon. Strong, beautiful and she can knock your lights out.
Guest254: are you going to get married to her?
Bildgesmythe: I very well just might go to get married to her.
Guest254: my friend kiren really likes you
Bildgesmythe: Do you always tell others about your friend?
Guest254: no just you because she likes you and asked for your number
Bildgesmythe: It is Monday and I feel like dancing, and singing! Want to join in?
Guest254: no my friend kiren can
Bildgesmythe: Have it your way, but stand back, because I am going to dance!
Otaku Girl: I'm sure you like music, right Guest119? So finish this sentence: My favorite band is.....?
Guest119: system of a down
Otaku Girl: That band's my favorite too! Wow, I didn't know we had this much in common.
Guest119: you are a *censored*
Otaku Girl: Am I? I don't think I am, personally.
Guest119: I hate you
What happened?
Guest119: system of a down
Otaku Girl: That band's my favorite too! Wow, I didn't know we had this much in common.
Guest119: you are a *censored*
Otaku Girl: Am I? I don't think I am, personally.
Guest119: I hate you
What happened?
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