Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Would you like it better if I said you were pathetic behind your back?

And yes, my image is 2-d.

I'm up for a free-for-all

well now that depends exactly how close you are too my back, are you close enough that i could feel your breath whisper against the nape of my neck causing a chill of extascy, when you speak of patheticness?
**** sinking into the dark side...

Soon your journey to the dark side will be complete, my pathetic little jewel.

Just dump a bucket of water on me to put out the fire. Then the booze catching fire wouldn't be much of a problem.

Then you are really made of fire? I just thought the icon looked impressive.

No, not really. I'm just wearing one of those suits that stunt doubles wear when they get set on fire.

Ahh.... What about you then, braeden?

Just a hunka hunka burnin' love....

I like to move it move it

That's the way (uh-huh uh-huh) I like it...

Take me to the other side