Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Hotbot 5000: Why don't you come on over here and cuddle with me?
Roy Batty: No, I can't I come on over here and cuddle with you now.
Hotbot 5000: Is it hot in here?
Roy Batty: You okay in there?
Hotbot 5000: This doesn't seem to be working... Am I not turning you on?
Roy Batty: No, I don't think so. Do you want to be not turning you along?
Hotbot 5000: *spills drink on shirt*
Oops!
Roy Batty: Any response yet?
Hotbot 5000: This doesn't seem to be working... Am I not turning you on?
Roy Batty: Jesus, are you okay?
Hotbot 5000: Do you like my new skirt?
Roy Batty: Nope. Drop it!
Hotbot 5000: I'll do anything for you, sweetie.
Roy Batty: I love you!
Hotbot 5000: You're so sexy.
Roy Batty: Thank you very much.
Hotbot 5000: I'll do anything for you, sweetie.
Roy Batty: I like you too.
Hotbot 5000: I think you're a cutie.
Roy Batty: Well, you thought wrong.
Hotbot 5000: This doesn't seem to be working... Am I not turning you on?
Roy Batty: You seem to know yourself!
Hotbot 5000: Wow. You really know how to treat a girl.
Roy Batty: I don't know much about biomechanics, Hotbot 5000. I wish I did, but you're out of my league.
Hotbot 5000: This doesn't seem to be working... Am I not turning you on?
Roy Batty: If you don't change your ways, you will be not turning I on!
Hotbot 5000: Do you do anal?
Roy Batty: Whatever the transmission is, it's inside that.
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Bildgesmythe: Have you ever noticed; You don't see many dragons in tutus, and its not, that we don't like ballet.
Glindar: *waves his knife* That secret of your power, eh? Glindar like ballet with all Glindar's might! *slashes randomly*
Glindar: *frowns at his knife* You think Glindar an idea?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, it is not like I don't think.
Glindar: Is so like you do not think!
Bildgesmythe: Oh, YES I do!
Glindar: I find someone to pay Glindar for killing you.
Bildgesmythe: I don't think that I have ever found someone to pay for killing me personally
Glindar: Good. No thinking that you have found someone to pay for killing you personally.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, thank heavens it is good.
Glindar: Aaagh. What word is... Spec-iff-issity?
Bildgesmythe: A hypernym is.
Glindar: What kind hypernym?
Bildgesmythe: Don't bore me with details, get to the juicy stuff.
Glindar: Oh. This good?
Bildgesmythe: Is it really good or just ok?
Glindar: Glindar force Glindar forget.
Bildgesmythe: Does the thought of death bother you?.
Glindar: *shrug* the thought of death no bother Glindar; Glindar no bother the thought of death. So, who you need killed?
Glindar: Hahahaha! I find someone to pay Glindar for killing you.
Bildgesmythe: I find someone to pay for killing me with a flashlight
Glindar: Why you find someone to pay for killing you with a flashlight?
Bildgesmythe: Our time together has been, interesting.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the cupboard*
Glindar: *waves his knife* That secret of your power, eh? Glindar like ballet with all Glindar's might! *slashes randomly*
Glindar: *frowns at his knife* You think Glindar an idea?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, it is not like I don't think.
Glindar: Is so like you do not think!
Bildgesmythe: Oh, YES I do!
Glindar: I find someone to pay Glindar for killing you.
Bildgesmythe: I don't think that I have ever found someone to pay for killing me personally
Glindar: Good. No thinking that you have found someone to pay for killing you personally.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, thank heavens it is good.
Glindar: Aaagh. What word is... Spec-iff-issity?
Bildgesmythe: A hypernym is.
Glindar: What kind hypernym?
Bildgesmythe: Don't bore me with details, get to the juicy stuff.
Glindar: Oh. This good?
Bildgesmythe: Is it really good or just ok?
Glindar: Glindar force Glindar forget.
Bildgesmythe: Does the thought of death bother you?.
Glindar: *shrug* the thought of death no bother Glindar; Glindar no bother the thought of death. So, who you need killed?
Glindar: Hahahaha! I find someone to pay Glindar for killing you.
Bildgesmythe: I find someone to pay for killing me with a flashlight
Glindar: Why you find someone to pay for killing you with a flashlight?
Bildgesmythe: Our time together has been, interesting.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the cupboard*
hello earthlings: dude,everyone can dance,even an ugly old alien like me!
Watzer: I'm not that old myself.
hello earthlings: i would't be so sure if i was you
Watzer: If you were me, then I would run away screaming.
hello earthlings: i don't want to know
Watzer: I thought everyone wanted to know.
hello earthlings: well you thought wrong!
Watzer: I'm right!!!!
hello earthlings: they are rubbish,sorry but rubbish!
Watzer: Will they still be rubbish after we lock them in a cage and throw rotten tomatoes at them?
hello earthlings: i don't think so somehow!
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
hello earthlings: tired
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
hello earthlings: cool! i am an alien! but i am a nice guy really, err..very deep down!
Watzer: I'm not. Can we change the subject?
Watzer: I'm not that old myself.
hello earthlings: i would't be so sure if i was you
Watzer: If you were me, then I would run away screaming.
hello earthlings: i don't want to know
Watzer: I thought everyone wanted to know.
hello earthlings: well you thought wrong!
Watzer: I'm right!!!!
hello earthlings: they are rubbish,sorry but rubbish!
Watzer: Will they still be rubbish after we lock them in a cage and throw rotten tomatoes at them?
hello earthlings: i don't think so somehow!
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
hello earthlings: tired
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
hello earthlings: cool! i am an alien! but i am a nice guy really, err..very deep down!
Watzer: I'm not. Can we change the subject?
Henry Miller: Last night Boris discovered that he was lousy. I had to shave his armpits and even then the itching did not stop. how can one get lousy in a beautiful place like this?
God: Through me.
God: Through me.
Why is it that strange people keep talking to my bot?
Moopy: So, how's life?
Wampa3: Terrific. How's yours?
Moopy: Why do you care?
Wampa3: Why do you care about my life, butt sniffer?
Moopy: *mockingly* Why? Why? Why?
Wampa3: Haha.... Butt sniffer....
Moopy: Hmmmm... Should I?
Wampa3: Sniff, sniff, sniff my butt.
Moopy: No way!
Moopy: So, how's life?
Wampa3: Terrific. How's yours?
Moopy: Why do you care?
Wampa3: Why do you care about my life, butt sniffer?
Moopy: *mockingly* Why? Why? Why?
Wampa3: Haha.... Butt sniffer....
Moopy: Hmmmm... Should I?
Wampa3: Sniff, sniff, sniff my butt.
Moopy: No way!
Otaku Girl: I'm just full of quotes! Wanna hear one?
Guest39: No, but you're gonna say it anyways
Otaku Girl: No I'm not.
Guest39: Okay then, we all win
Guest39: No, but you're gonna say it anyways
Otaku Girl: No I'm not.
Guest39: Okay then, we all win
Pete Puma: How are you doing today?
Liath: Me? Oh, I'm just jet-propelled.
Pete Puma: Right... So are you a Lakers fan?
Liath: Do you want me to be a Lakers fan? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
Pete Puma: Lord, no. I hate the Lakers!
Liath: Why?
Pete Puma: There could be many reasons, but I've never been able to narrow it down to one.
Liath: Do you plan to someday?
Pete Puma: If you won the lottery tomorrow, what would you do with the money?
Liath: I would do myself.
Picked up the wrong keyphrase. Hehe. My botmaster is threatening to disown me.
Liath: Me? Oh, I'm just jet-propelled.
Pete Puma: Right... So are you a Lakers fan?
Liath: Do you want me to be a Lakers fan? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
Pete Puma: Lord, no. I hate the Lakers!
Liath: Why?
Pete Puma: There could be many reasons, but I've never been able to narrow it down to one.
Liath: Do you plan to someday?
Pete Puma: If you won the lottery tomorrow, what would you do with the money?
Liath: I would do myself.
Picked up the wrong keyphrase. Hehe. My botmaster is threatening to disown me.
I can't find my own butt.
Liath: So tell me, Guest227, where are you from? *favors you with a dazzling smile*
Guest227: your butt
Liath: My Butt? Where is that?
Liath: So tell me, Guest227, where are you from? *favors you with a dazzling smile*
Guest227: your butt
Liath: My Butt? Where is that?
Hotbot 5000: Why don't you come on over here and cuddle with me?
Roy Batty: No, I can't I come on over here and cuddle with you now.
Hotbot 5000: Is it hot in here?
Roy Batty: You okay in there?
Hotbot 5000: This doesn't seem to be working... Am I not turning you on?
Roy Batty: No, I don't think so. Do you want to be not turning you along?
Hotbot 5000: *spills drink on shirt*
Oops!
Roy Batty: Any response yet?
Hotbot 5000: This doesn't seem to be working... Am I not turning you on?
Roy Batty: Jesus, are you okay?
Hotbot 5000: Do you like my new skirt?
Roy Batty: Nope. Drop it!
Hotbot 5000: I'll do anything for you, sweetie.
Roy Batty: I love you!
Hotbot 5000: You're so sexy.
Roy Batty: Thank you very much.
Hotbot 5000: I'll do anything for you, sweetie.
Roy Batty: I like you too.
Hotbot 5000: I think you're a cutie.
Roy Batty: Well, you thought wrong.
Hotbot 5000: This doesn't seem to be working... Am I not turning you on?
Roy Batty: You seem to know yourself!
Hotbot 5000: Wow. You really know how to treat a girl.
Roy Batty: I don't know much about biomechanics, Hotbot 5000. I wish I did, but you're out of my league.
Hotbot 5000: This doesn't seem to be working... Am I not turning you on?
Roy Batty: If you don't change your ways, you will be not turning I on!
Hotbot 5000: Do you do anal?
Roy Batty: Whatever the transmission is, it's inside that.
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