Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Johno141, that was stupid. What if you get on her bad side?

And next time you HAVE to take me with you time jumping.

*takes revolver and looks it over* this is perfect. I love it! There is no inconvenience at all. It is greatly appreciated. Please allow me to pay you for your time. *hands you envelope with money* It should be enough to live quite comfortably for oh I don't know...The rest of your life. Thank you again.

FYI< you won't get on my bad side. Not when you give me a gun like this.
Gordon on the other hand....i think he should say hello to my new friend. Oh Gordon???.....

What will I do with my new toy....*gets wicked idea* Hey dogh'd, give me ALL the bud light you got. EVERY bit of it! Is that all of it? Okay thanks. Here this should cover it. *lays down 500 dollars then grabs beer and takes it outside* This is going to be awesome. *points sun beam revolver at beer and squeezes the trigger then watches as the bottles, cans, everything, melt to nothing* That. Was. EPIC!!! Thanks again Johno141. Hey want to be my weapons specialist? pays great.

Really?

Do you have something against m?
What did I ever do to you?

WHY DO YOU KEEP DESTROYING ALL OF THE BUD LIGHT?!?!?!?¡¿

That was a tiny bit uncalled for....

Who poisoned you anyways?

Also, you can score a 1. I've played darts before.

THIS IS NOT HOW TO PLAY......

oh. Never mind. You scored a one.

Why did someone give PR a MELTING GUN

ARE YOU PEOPLE OUT OF YOUR FLIPPING MINDS¿¡¿¿¡¡

Do I even have to answer that?

Well, for one, I enjoy flipping minds, but let's not get into my hobbies.