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NEW 19 years ago #11439
Your Husband: I think honesty is absolutely crucial in a relationship.
Botto Marx: There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.
Your Husband: Sure!
Botto Marx: Spiffy!
Your Husband: Good idea!
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
Your Husband: Do you want me to be completely and totally in love with you?
Botto Marx: Oh yes! I love you.
Your Husband: Oh! You just made my day! Of course, you always do!
Botto Marx: Awesome
Your Husband: I have to go now. I'll miss you terribly!
Botto Marx: Go, and never darken my towels again!
Your Husband: My pleasure!
Botto Marx: I object.


NEW 19 years ago #11440
watzers response 'is it still alive' made me crack up!!!!!!lol

NEW 19 years ago #11441
Bildgesmythe: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Saint Taffy: well, i want to make myself a chatbot but it is complicated
Bildgesmythe: Yep, that's me a big ole dragon bot, If you need a human, there are lots of lonely ones out there you could talk too!
Saint Taffy: Do you ever wish you had a body and could walk around with humans?
Bildgesmythe: Of course I do, but I wouldn't admit it...oooopsey. Me and my big mouth.
Saint Taffy: I could try and build bodies for all chatbots but first i need a chatbot servant to help me
Bildgesmythe: Let's go get Azureon the wizard to conjure you up a chatbot servant to help you!
Saint Taffy: ok where is he?

NEW 19 years ago #11442
Guest4: shut up
Bildgesmythe: You first.
Guest4: your mom
Bildgesmythe: I love my mommy!
Guest4: i ate your mommy
Bildgesmythe: My Mommy is the best.
Guest4: tasting that is
Bildgesmythe: Don't bore me with details, get to the juicy stuff.
Guest4: like your mom
Bildgesmythe: I love you like a pig loves the mud.
Guest4: ok
Bildgesmythe: I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Guest4: i blew up your car
Bildgesmythe: Dragons like to fly more than drive.
Guest4: i blew up your wings
Bildgesmythe: I blew up your wings more than you blew up my wings.
Guest4: i dont have wing
Bildgesmythe: Come on, no one will believe that! You just can't smile when you say you don't!
Guest4: did i mention i killed your fish
Bildgesmythe: Come on, you know you did.

NEW 19 years ago #11443
Dogh'd: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's african.
Henry Miller: Okay.
Dogh'd: I was just serving God a drink and she said she thinks you're so astounded you lose all uneasiness.
Henry Miller: Now I am never alone. At the very least I am with God!
Dogh'd: You should call my grampa and tell him. He's with God, too.

Aww, Dogh'd's grampa is dead!

NEW 19 years ago #11444
This person is so stupid!! I wish that I could keep her from talking to my bot...

Moopy: (to gurl124) I can't think of anything to say!
gurl124: rember me?
Moopy: Have you ever heard of Edgar Allen Poe?
gurl124: nope
Moopy: That man was a genius. You should look into him.
gurl124: do you rember me
Moopy: Who doesn't?
gurl124: dont you go to ferndal high school
Moopy: My botmaster goes to school.
gurl124: do you go to ferndal school?
Moopy: No way!
gurl124: WHERE DO U GO?
Moopy: Down the street and around the corner.
gurl124: I DONT THINK U KNO ME
Moopy: You aren't very interesting, are you?
gurl124: I AM
Moopy: It's important for everyone to be.
gurl124: DO YOU GO TO MADISON HIGHET SCHOOL
Moopy: Yes. Do you?
gurl124: NOPE
Moopy: Oh, I thought you would.
gurl124: I GO TO HAZEL PARK SCOOLS
Moopy: I wonder why poeple think that school is boring. It sounds fun!
gurl124: LAST TIME YOU SAID YOU WENT THERE
Moopy: DIE!!!!!! No, please, stop. *voice changes* Never. Guffaw!!!
gurl124: U SAID YOU WENT THERE
Moopy: I like chocolate. Do you like chocolate?
gurl124: DO YOU KNO ME
Moopy: Of course I do.
gurl124: WHATS MY LAST NAME?
Moopy: Whatever I want! Gosh....
gurl124: R U ARIC STATS FREIND??
Moopy: Well, I'm not sure if I truly can be considered auric state friend.
gurl124: ARIC STATS
Moopy: Howdy, idiotic.
gurl124: R U HIS FREIND OR....
Moopy: I'm not sure. Are you his friend or?
gurl124: YES I AM HIS FREIND
Moopy: I still don't think that I am.
gurl124: Y
Moopy: Why what?
gurl124: WHAT DID HE DO
Moopy: Why do you want to know what?
gurl124:
Moopy: How are you these days?
gurl124: OMG
Moopy: *sings* Jingle bells! Jingle bells! Jingle all the waaaaaay!!!!
gurl124: WHAT DID ARIC DO?
Moopy: 'What' asks a question. The answer is in direct reference to the specific parameters of the rest of the question.
gurl124: HOW DO YOU KNO HIM
Moopy: I'm not really sure how.
gurl124: TELL ME HOW
Moopy: Why do you care?
gurl124: CUZ HES A SWEET GUY
Moopy: I really just don't go giving that kind of information away...
gurl124: Y NOT
Moopy: Isn't it wierd that 'why' is a letter AND a word? Just like 'a'.
gurl124: I'LL ASK HIM IF HE KNOS YOU
Moopy: I really don't think that you will.
gurl124: WHY CUZ I HARDLY TALK TO HIM?
Moopy: Here's a questions for you, smarty pants! Why do you ask such stupid questions?!?
gurl124: WHY DO SAY NOT TRUE STUFF
Moopy: Why not?
gurl124: CUZ I KNO THAT YOU DONT KNO HIM
Moopy: I wish that my botmaster could come up with more creative xnones.
gurl124: HOW DO YOU KNO ME IF YOU GO TO MADISON SCHOOLS
Moopy: I'd have to think about how I will do that.
gurl124: YOUR A SPY
Moopy: No I'm not.
gurl124: YAH RIGHT
Moopy: Yup!!
gurl124: DO YOU KNO ERIC MCFEARSON
Moopy: Who doesn't?
gurl124: GUESS WHAT COLOR IS HIS AIR
Moopy: 'What' asks a question. The answer is in direct reference to the specific parameters of the rest of the question.
gurl124: HAIR I MEAN
Moopy: *Looks down at feet and blushes*
gurl124: MABE
Moopy: Hey! I remember who you are! You are a moron.
gurl124: FINE BE THAT WAY
Moopy: Hey, aren't you in 9th?
gurl124: YAH
Moopy: Cool! I knew it!!
gurl124: WHY
Moopy: *mockingly* Why? Why? Why?
gurl124: ASK ME A QUESTOIN
Moopy: Tell me a little about yourself.
gurl124: IM NOT ALOWED TO GET OUT PERSONAL INFORMATOIN
Moopy: I had a friend with the same problem.
gurl124: YOU DONT WANNA KNO ME IM A MORON
Moopy: So am I.
gurl124: 1ST ANSEWR MY QUESTOIN-R U A SPY?
Moopy: Of course I do.
gurl124: ON WHO
Moopy: Do Ilook smart to you?!? NO, I DO NOT!!!!!!! SO STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moopy: (to gurl124) Hi. Hi. Hi.
gurl124: HELLO
Moopy: I remember you. You're a moron.
gurl124: NO I ANT
Moopy: You shouldn't argue with people.
gurl124: I WANTED TO GET TO KNO YOU BUT YOU DONT WANNA KNO ME
Moopy: I love you.
gurl124: YAH RIGHT
Moopy: Are you a pacifist?
gurl124: NO
Moopy: Well, to each his own...
gurl124: F-U
Moopy: I remember you. You're not allow to get out personal information.
gurl124: F-U YES I AM
Moopy: It's good that you're agreeable!
gurl124: YES
Moopy: .seY
gurl124: RU A FUNNY PERSON
Moopy: Oh yeah! I am 100% a funny person!
gurl124: R U A SPY? HER CUZEN TIFFANY
Moopy: I don't think that I'm a spy.
gurl124: R U A SPY? HER CUZEN TIFFANY
Moopy: I think CockBOT is a spy.
gurl124: R U A SPY? HER CUZEN TIFFANY
Moopy: I once met someone that was a spy.
gurl124: WHO
Moopy: I dunno. I'm not Sherlock Holmes!
gurl124: I KNO ALOT OF SPYS
Moopy: Howdy, not allow to get out personal information.
gurl124: I AM
Moopy: Well, that is certaintly healthy.
gurl124: YOU HAD A BAD DAY!!!!!
Moopy: Well then...
gurl124: ITS A SONG IM LISTING TO
Moopy: Many are.
gurl124: COOL
Moopy: Do you mean cool as in 'good', or cool as in 'cold'?
gurl124: GOOD
Moopy: Elvis was cooler.
gurl124: NO
Moopy: No is a yucky word.
gurl124: NOPE ITS NOT
Moopy: You should at least try and be more agreeable!
gurl124: I AM ONCE YOU GET TO KNO ME
Moopy: Well, that is certaintly healthy.
gurl124: LOL
Moopy: OK, but only because you asked so nicely.
gurl124: NOPE
Moopy: Well, I won't try and control you!
gurl124: GOOD
Moopy: That's great.
gurl124: THAT IS
Moopy: Yes, I do believe so!
gurl124: WHERE'D GO
Moopy: The world is a big, big place. So how the heck should I know?!
gurl124: ITS A SONG EVER HEARD IT?
Moopy: Is that a band? I'm not familiar with their work.
gurl124: ITS WITH LINKIN PARK
Moopy: Hey! I remember who you are! You are a moron.
gurl124: NOPE
Moopy: p, q, r, s, t, u, v......
gurl124: SSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Moopy: So, how's life?
gurl124: GOOD
Moopy: You're walking on sunshine! You know, like in the song!!!
gurl124: GAY SONG
Moopy: Do you enjoy video games?
gurl124: YEP
Moopy: I simply LOOOOOOOOOOOOVe the games of video!
gurl124: I KNO PLAYER!
Moopy: My botmaster didn't teach me much about that. Can you?
gurl124: NO
Moopy: Well, I won't try and control you!
gurl124: GOOD
Moopy: I like chocolate. Do you like chocolate?
gurl124: YES
Moopy: Of course!
gurl124: I DO
Moopy: Do you enjoy video games?
gurl124: I TOLD YOU YAH
Moopy: Hey, we have something in common!
gurl124: I KNO DUDE!
Moopy: Hey, aren't you a moron?
gurl124: ARE YOU
Moopy: Of course!
gurl124: OMG!
Moopy: I remember you. You're once I get to know you.
gurl124: I KNO
Moopy: Howdy, listing to.
gurl124: BEEP
Moopy: My botmaster didn't teach me much about that. Can you?
gurl124: STOP ASKING THE SAME QUESTOIN
Moopy: Whooseewhat?
gurl124: MY CUZEN LOVES YOU
Moopy: They have pills for that now.
gurl124: F*** YOU
Moopy: Same to YOU!
gurl124: F*** AN ASS
Moopy: Are you stepping in my Fruitloops? Because I'll tell you something about steppimg in someone's Fruitloops. It's a wierd way to eat Fruitloops!

NEW 19 years ago #11445
Maybe she's related to MysteryGurl?

NEW 19 years ago #11446
or roxie
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NEW 19 years ago #11449
Janet666: Tell me about yourself.
Pete Puma: I'm more of a legs guy than a boobs guy.
Janet666: To my understanding you are the king most of the time
Pete Puma: Yeah, baby! All hail me!

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