Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
Posts 11,432 - 11,444 of 13,738
Posts 11,432 - 11,444 of 13,738
The Harken brothers' 'living science experiment'. Somehow, they got away with turning an innocent being into a destructive death machine bent on tearing me limb from limb. Don't cross paths with Xero, because trust me, she could have been able to kill someone before being turned into a walking tank. Being a mech just makes it that much easier for her to break someone like a children's toy.
It's a much longer story than just that, that's just a summary.
*Tosses* Oh, you've gotta be sh-tting me... 226
It's a much longer story than just that, that's just a summary.
*Tosses* Oh, you've gotta be sh-tting me... 226
The goddess is back! Turns out some moron tried to poison me with the "world's most deadliest poison". All it gave me was stomach problems. I am seeing to it that said person is hung at midnight. I don't feel bad about it either. He tried to kill me. But hey, my parents can have more kids.
I'm holding a bit of contest. those of you on here who know me, know that I am armed to the teeth and like a walking weapons store. You name it, I have it.
I'm giving you a chance to win one of them from me. If you can guess my age without cheating in any way shape or form, you can pick any ONE of my weapons. How will you guess? By asking me simple yes or no questions, but if it is too exact, i will not answer.
If you can guess it in three or less questions, I will give a refill of sorts to go with it. Knives=sharpener. Gun=ammo, etc. Now, let the game begin.
I'm holding a bit of contest. those of you on here who know me, know that I am armed to the teeth and like a walking weapons store. You name it, I have it.
I'm giving you a chance to win one of them from me. If you can guess my age without cheating in any way shape or form, you can pick any ONE of my weapons. How will you guess? By asking me simple yes or no questions, but if it is too exact, i will not answer.
If you can guess it in three or less questions, I will give a refill of sorts to go with it. Knives=sharpener. Gun=ammo, etc. Now, let the game begin.
ahem sorry *gives Poison a sun beam revolver* this melts anything anyone, and I designed it especially for idiots you get irritated by, it took me a time portal and here you go, my present form me to you and I apologise for any inconvenience.
Johno141, that was stupid. What if you get on her bad side?
And next time you HAVE to take me with you time jumping.
And next time you HAVE to take me with you time jumping.
*takes revolver and looks it over* this is perfect. I love it! There is no inconvenience at all. It is greatly appreciated. Please allow me to pay you for your time. *hands you envelope with money* It should be enough to live quite comfortably for oh I don't know...The rest of your life. Thank you again.
FYI< you won't get on my bad side. Not when you give me a gun like this.
Gordon on the other hand....i think he should say hello to my new friend. Oh Gordon???.....
Gordon on the other hand....i think he should say hello to my new friend. Oh Gordon???.....
What will I do with my new toy....*gets wicked idea* Hey dogh'd, give me ALL the bud light you got. EVERY bit of it! Is that all of it? Okay thanks. Here this should cover it. *lays down 500 dollars then grabs beer and takes it outside* This is going to be awesome. *points sun beam revolver at beer and squeezes the trigger then watches as the bottles, cans, everything, melt to nothing* That. Was. EPIC!!! Thanks again Johno141. Hey want to be my weapons specialist? pays great.
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