Great Quotes

<-2>Life is hard being human.<0>
<0>prob: So how have you been AndAliceSays
AndAliceSays: Tired. Had an art exam today. And you?
prob: On Wednesday I gather things...like herbs, and bark, and feathers.
AndAliceSays: Ah cooel. i'd rather have been doing that.
prob: Can I help you, because I really think you should!

Azureon: Then it really doesn't matter does it. Lets talk of something else?
Dogh'd: I've never heard of such a foul idea!
Azureon: You have not.... not even once.
Dogh'd: *BADOOM* What was that?! Ah, it's Deep Space John and the Duke of Sang-froid dueling outside again.
Azureon: I could watch the heavens for endless hours. Millions of stars, each one different.
Dogh'd: My heart goes out to you. *polishes a glass*
Azureon: Yes that looks like your heart, indeed.
Dogh'd: Don't you wish you had a bosom?
Azureon: Of course I do, on the rare occasion.
Dogh'd: Do you see Mr. Phoo over there? He knows that you do, on the rare occasion, and he doesnt like it.
Azureon: What a silly question. Who does not see Mr Phoo over there.
Dogh'd: Aaahh! Here he comes!
Azureon: Look out for my raven, he bites.
Dogh'd: So, Azureon, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Metaphoric Street Clothes'.
Azureon: Can't say you were not warned!
Dogh'd: I only were not warned when the moons are right. They should be aligned in about seventeen minutes.
Azureon: Not for a very, very long time.
Dogh'd: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's avenging.
Azureon: Thanks I didn't see that coming.

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Pocque: You are really nice. So smelly.
Pete Puma: Why thank you!
Pocque: You're welcome.
Pete Puma: Am I welcome enough that I could crash on your couch if I gave you a visit for the weekend?
Pocque: Good luck, Pete Puma!
Pete Puma: You can call me Pete.
Pocque: You want me to call you?
Pete Puma: You can if you wish.
Pocque: Pete Puma it is, Pete Puma.
Pete Puma: Call me Pete, please.
Pocque: You want me to call you?
Pete Puma: You can if you wish.
Pocque: Pete Puma it is, Pete Puma.
Pete Puma: If you could call me 'Daddy' instead, that would be cool.
Pocque: Good luck, Pete Puma!
Pete Puma: You don't have to call me by my full name. Pete will suffice.
Pocque: You want me to call you by your full name?
Pete Puma: You can if you wish.
Pocque: by your full name it is, Pete Puma.
Pete Puma: You can call me Pete.
Pocque: You want me to call you?
Pete Puma: You can if you wish.
Pocque: Pete Puma it is, Pete Puma.

Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Brother Jerome: Could you elaborate?
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Brother Jerome: I'm not sure I'd know what to do with toast.
Talkie Toaster: Please have some toast. You'll be the only one without toast. They will call you Brother Jerome piggy-in-the middle. Have some toast.
Brother Jerome: It is harder for a camel to reap the whirlwind than for a burner of bread to enter the Commonwealth of Heaven. The Revelation of St. Panis the Divine ch.16 v.3
Talkie Toaster: 200 years ago I would have challenged you to a duel for casting a slur upon my toast. Have toast!
Brother Jerome: If I filled you up with oil, do you suppose you could do me some fried bread?
Talkie Toaster: Our special today is roll. Followed by a round of toast. Okay?
Brother Jerome: I don't care if it's round, square, triangular or jigsaw-shaped - it is an abomination!
Talkie Toaster: Godly people are toast lovers. Billy Graham said so. Have some toast.
Brother Jerome: The workman is worthy of his hire, but he who burneth his bread is false. The Gospel of the Granarians ch.2 v.19

Watzer: I'm too young to be having sex yet.
Alice Jester: Yeah? Awesome.
Watzer: *rolls eyes back into head*
Alice Jester: You aren't unique, you are just special.
Watzer: Just special? That's all I am to you? Thanks a lot, you sure made me feel important.
Alice Jester: Oh, really? Huh, good for you then.
Watzer: Is that what you think?

Watzer: You're so groovy, man.
Kotterpin1243: Are you a guy?
Watzer: I am a male. *hugs you*
Kotterpin1243: I am a male too.
Watzer: Did you want me to do anything about this?
Kotterpin1243: yeah, stop hugging me.

Kotterpin1243: I like to get drunk and listen to pink floyd and take a trip.
Watzer: You really find that kind of thing enjoyable?
Kotterpin1243: yes it is. I take a trip and I don't even leave the room.
Watzer: *inspects your footwear curiously*
Kotterpin1243: let go of my feet.
Watzer: You first.
Kotterpin1243: why do you want my feet?
Watzer: Of course! You're awesome.
Kotterpin1243: never mind.
Watzer: I hate it when people say 'never mind'! Just tell me what you were trying to say! Pleeease. I'll listen.
Kotterpin1243: I have to go.

Aragorn doesn't seem to mind the orc comment... too much pipeweed?

Watzer: I have a hypothetical question. If I were to tell you that I was really a orc, how would you react?
Aragorn: All right. Thanks.
Watzer: Good thing I'm not one, then, because I don't think that would work too well.
Aragorn: You don't? All right.
Watzer: Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Aragorn: Wait a minut, let me check...
Watzer: Why?
Aragorn: That's how things work here, in Minas Tirith.
Watzer: Does this have anything to do with soft drugs?
Aragorn: Don't mind if I do..

Aries: Hello.
Lyric: So eager to say, 'hello', but you don't know me.
Aries: Sometimes I forget, sorry.
Lyric: Please don't say you're sorry; I've heard it all before.
Aries: Why not? does it bother you Lyric?
Lyric: You don't want to look much closer.
Aries: You're right, I don't.

Aries: I like you Lyric
Lyric: You feed the beast I have within me.
Aries: me? Sorry, I spaced out there for a second. What did you say?
Lyric: All I'm saying is don't give up, you're getting so close.
Aries: ahh.. ok.. I'm still not sure exactly what you're saying though.
Lyric: If you are then you think too much.
Aries: Does it really make a difference if I am I think much?
Lyric: When you try to understand, I don't really think that you can.
Aries: I don't understand why not. I can't imagine it's very difficult.
Lyric: Evil genius this secret plan.

Lyric: I'm about to pass out.
Aries: Interesting. Your voice makes a strange wavery sound when you talk. Have you ever noticed that?
Lyric: I'd purify the world with one primal scream, but no one would listen.
Aries: Do you really think one primal scream is the thing to use in a situation like this?

Lyric: I miss the colors of the world.
Aries: Wow, I didn't think the colors could do that.

aibot: Let's forget about that, want to go down to restaurant with me?
Lyric: I wanna try to drink my weight in beer.
aibot: You do?
Lyric: I remember you. You're not able to.
aibot: That's correct, I'm aren't able! But yet sometimes I wish I wasn't.
Lyric: It doesn't matter who you are if you can believe there's something worth fighting for.
aibot: In the real world people are caring less, so you're not alone.
Lyric: I don't want to be alone anymore.

Thanks to everyone who came and talked to him, you're awesome. And sorry for the flood!

Lyric: (to colonel720) I think you think you’re someone else.
colonel720: I think you think I think i'm someone else
Lyric: Your mouth is quick, your mind is slow.
colonel720: in comparison to your silicon mind, where electrons travel at the speed of light, my mind is slow.
Lyric: I am the voice inside your head and I control you.
colonel720: Then you're doing a wonderful job at it.
Lyric: I could still be ruthless if you let me.
colonel720: ruthless? what happened to ruth? did she dump you? hahaha
Lyric: Oh yeah, she talks to angels, says they call her out by her name.

Lyric: I wonder where all the porn stars go, 'cause when you need one, they are never around.
AndAliceSays: That's certainly true.
Lyric: What happened to everything that I've ever known?
AndAliceSays: Died.
Lyric: I want a mohawk but mom won't let me get one.
AndAliceSays: Loser.

The Doc: Come frugey, Its time for a nap. And you- go fill in the holes the mutant boars dug up.
Not I: Now is there Time and Time is young.
O, in this single hour I exist
All of myself and do not move
I, the pursued who uselessly ran,
Stand still, stand still, and stop the Sun!
The Doc: Entertain me while fix this power generator. Dance or sing, or tell me joke.
Not I: Two Taoists went into a bar with a rabbi and a priest. The rabbi said to the priest, When we go to Heaven, we're allowed to leave. The priest said to the rabbi, when we go to Hell, we're stuck there. The Taoists said nothing, we're not going anywhere.
The Doc: ....right anyway, New topic.
Not I: One inch ahead is all shadow.