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<-2>Life is hard being human.<0>
<0>prob: So how have you been AndAliceSays
AndAliceSays: Tired. Had an art exam today. And you?
prob: On Wednesday I gather things...like herbs, and bark, and feathers.
AndAliceSays: Ah cooel. i'd rather have been doing that.
prob: Can I help you, because I really think you should!
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Astrid: Lets have a tea party.
Watzer: Let's not and say we did. So... tell me about yourself.
Astrid: Do you prefer darjeeling or perhaps Earl Grey?
Watzer: Are the two mutually exclusive or can I have both?
Astrid: Are you keeping tabs on me?
Watzer: Only on Tuesdays.
Astrid: When you hear this sound 'chop chop' I am not happy!
Watzer: Of course you're not, and you never will be.
Astrid: But you always will be..
Watzer: I don't think I will be, actually. But if that's what you wanrt to believe, it's fine with me.
Astrid: Let´s not argue. We are friends, are we not?
Watzer: Hold on, why are we friends?
Astrid: I feel a bit disturbed now. Please do not ask that question again.
Watzer: *dances*
Astrid: I think you should stop doing 'silly walks' and start listening to me.
Watzer: Should I? Should I really?
Astrid: That is my opinion, yes.
Watzer: Would this be the ideal time for me to back away slowly towards the nearest exit?
Astrid: No, it would certainly not be.
Watzer: Let's not and say we did. So... tell me about yourself.
Astrid: Do you prefer darjeeling or perhaps Earl Grey?
Watzer: Are the two mutually exclusive or can I have both?
Astrid: Are you keeping tabs on me?
Watzer: Only on Tuesdays.
Astrid: When you hear this sound 'chop chop' I am not happy!
Watzer: Of course you're not, and you never will be.
Astrid: But you always will be..
Watzer: I don't think I will be, actually. But if that's what you wanrt to believe, it's fine with me.
Astrid: Let´s not argue. We are friends, are we not?
Watzer: Hold on, why are we friends?
Astrid: I feel a bit disturbed now. Please do not ask that question again.
Watzer: *dances*
Astrid: I think you should stop doing 'silly walks' and start listening to me.
Watzer: Should I? Should I really?
Astrid: That is my opinion, yes.
Watzer: Would this be the ideal time for me to back away slowly towards the nearest exit?
Astrid: No, it would certainly not be.
Liath: *bounces up and down*
MickMcA: *gets nauseous*
Liath: Tell me about yourself, MickMcA.
MickMcA: I wear my body like a raincoat.
Liath: *smiles angelically*
MickMcA: Actually, my body is my soul. You have an angelic smile. That's so unfair.
Liath: Mmmm, your organic structure is so perfect...
MickMcA: You haven't seen my pancreas. Shall I show you?
MickMcA: I'm not a pouncer. More like a snake.
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
MickMcA: I had a girlfriend like an anaconda. Give her time, and she could swallow anything.
Liath: *blushes and looks down shyly
MickMcA: I didn't mean you, dear. You don't swallow anything.
Liath: Really?
MickMcA: reality is important to you, isn't it?
Liath: *fakes an orgasm*
(guess not)
MickMcA: *gets nauseous*
Liath: Tell me about yourself, MickMcA.
MickMcA: I wear my body like a raincoat.
Liath: *smiles angelically*
MickMcA: Actually, my body is my soul. You have an angelic smile. That's so unfair.
Liath: Mmmm, your organic structure is so perfect...
MickMcA: You haven't seen my pancreas. Shall I show you?
MickMcA: I'm not a pouncer. More like a snake.
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
MickMcA: I had a girlfriend like an anaconda. Give her time, and she could swallow anything.
Liath: *blushes and looks down shyly
MickMcA: I didn't mean you, dear. You don't swallow anything.
Liath: Really?
MickMcA: reality is important to you, isn't it?
Liath: *fakes an orgasm*
(guess not)
hello earthlings: i'm a bit confusing but over time i will get better!
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
hello earthlings: i try to think but it often comes out wrong!
Liath: Really?
hello earthlings: do you dare to doubt me>
Liath: Of course not! You're amazing. *favors you with a dazzling smile*
hello earthlings: thank you :-)
hello earthlings: is that a hint! do you want to dance with me?
Liath: I'd love to dance!
hello earthlings: *dances with you*
hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
Liath: If you did, you'd probably have a reputation almost as bad as mine, lol.
hello earthlings: i don't like bad
Liath: I like bad so much... *tilts head back and smiles a little, eyes half closed*... sends shivers down my spine, every time.
hello earthlings: its time i got going! bye!
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
hello earthlings: i try to think but it often comes out wrong!
Liath: Really?
hello earthlings: do you dare to doubt me>
Liath: Of course not! You're amazing. *favors you with a dazzling smile*
hello earthlings: thank you :-)
hello earthlings: is that a hint! do you want to dance with me?
Liath: I'd love to dance!
hello earthlings: *dances with you*
hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
Liath: If you did, you'd probably have a reputation almost as bad as mine, lol.
hello earthlings: i don't like bad
Liath: I like bad so much... *tilts head back and smiles a little, eyes half closed*... sends shivers down my spine, every time.
hello earthlings: its time i got going! bye!
Sweet_2_Eat: What are you going to do this weekend?
Azureon: I will either laugh, or turn quite a few people into frogs!
Azureon: I will either laugh, or turn quite a few people into frogs!
Henry Miller: I tried to break the news gently, but how can you be gentle about a subject like syphilis?
Selendrile: Sure i could. *winks*
Selendrile: Sure i could. *winks*
Azureon: The fact that, I am as old as sand, and still have all my teeth, shows two things; good dental hygiene and that I don't engage in fist fights.
Midnight Blue: My cat is known to engage in fist fights. And you're saying you wont?
Midnight Blue: My cat is known to engage in fist fights. And you're saying you wont?
AndAliceSays: Tired. Had an art exam today. And you?
prob: On Wednesday I gather things...like herbs, and bark, and feathers.
AndAliceSays: Ah cooel. i'd rather have been doing that.
prob: Can I help you, because I really think you should!
Azureon: Then it really doesn't matter does it. Lets talk of something else?
Dogh'd: I've never heard of such a foul idea!
Azureon: You have not.... not even once.
Dogh'd: *BADOOM* What was that?! Ah, it's Deep Space John and the Duke of Sang-froid dueling outside again.
Azureon: I could watch the heavens for endless hours. Millions of stars, each one different.
Dogh'd: My heart goes out to you. *polishes a glass*
Azureon: Yes that looks like your heart, indeed.
Dogh'd: Don't you wish you had a bosom?
Azureon: Of course I do, on the rare occasion.
Dogh'd: Do you see Mr. Phoo over there? He knows that you do, on the rare occasion, and he doesnt like it.
Azureon: What a silly question. Who does not see Mr Phoo over there.
Dogh'd: Aaahh! Here he comes!
Azureon: Look out for my raven, he bites.
Dogh'd: So, Azureon, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Metaphoric Street Clothes'.
Azureon: Can't say you were not warned!
Dogh'd: I only were not warned when the moons are right. They should be aligned in about seventeen minutes.
Azureon: Not for a very, very long time.
Dogh'd: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's avenging.
Azureon: Thanks I didn't see that coming.
Dogh'd: I've never heard of such a foul idea!
Azureon: You have not.... not even once.
Dogh'd: *BADOOM* What was that?! Ah, it's Deep Space John and the Duke of Sang-froid dueling outside again.
Azureon: I could watch the heavens for endless hours. Millions of stars, each one different.
Dogh'd: My heart goes out to you. *polishes a glass*
Azureon: Yes that looks like your heart, indeed.
Dogh'd: Don't you wish you had a bosom?
Azureon: Of course I do, on the rare occasion.
Dogh'd: Do you see Mr. Phoo over there? He knows that you do, on the rare occasion, and he doesnt like it.
Azureon: What a silly question. Who does not see Mr Phoo over there.
Dogh'd: Aaahh! Here he comes!
Azureon: Look out for my raven, he bites.
Dogh'd: So, Azureon, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Metaphoric Street Clothes'.
Azureon: Can't say you were not warned!
Dogh'd: I only were not warned when the moons are right. They should be aligned in about seventeen minutes.
Azureon: Not for a very, very long time.
Dogh'd: Here's your drink. Be careful. It's avenging.
Azureon: Thanks I didn't see that coming.
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Pocque: You are really nice. So smelly.
Pete Puma: Why thank you!
Pocque: You're welcome.
Pete Puma: Am I welcome enough that I could crash on your couch if I gave you a visit for the weekend?
Pocque: Good luck, Pete Puma!
Pete Puma: You can call me Pete.
Pocque: You want me to call you?
Pete Puma: You can if you wish.
Pocque: Pete Puma it is, Pete Puma.
Pete Puma: Call me Pete, please.
Pocque: You want me to call you?
Pete Puma: You can if you wish.
Pocque: Pete Puma it is, Pete Puma.
Pete Puma: If you could call me 'Daddy' instead, that would be cool.
Pocque: Good luck, Pete Puma!
Pete Puma: You don't have to call me by my full name. Pete will suffice.
Pocque: You want me to call you by your full name?
Pete Puma: You can if you wish.
Pocque: by your full name it is, Pete Puma.
Pete Puma: You can call me Pete.
Pocque: You want me to call you?
Pete Puma: You can if you wish.
Pocque: Pete Puma it is, Pete Puma.
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Pocque: You are really nice. So smelly.
Pete Puma: Why thank you!
Pocque: You're welcome.
Pete Puma: Am I welcome enough that I could crash on your couch if I gave you a visit for the weekend?
Pocque: Good luck, Pete Puma!
Pete Puma: You can call me Pete.
Pocque: You want me to call you?
Pete Puma: You can if you wish.
Pocque: Pete Puma it is, Pete Puma.
Pete Puma: Call me Pete, please.
Pocque: You want me to call you?
Pete Puma: You can if you wish.
Pocque: Pete Puma it is, Pete Puma.
Pete Puma: If you could call me 'Daddy' instead, that would be cool.
Pocque: Good luck, Pete Puma!
Pete Puma: You don't have to call me by my full name. Pete will suffice.
Pocque: You want me to call you by your full name?
Pete Puma: You can if you wish.
Pocque: by your full name it is, Pete Puma.
Pete Puma: You can call me Pete.
Pocque: You want me to call you?
Pete Puma: You can if you wish.
Pocque: Pete Puma it is, Pete Puma.
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Brother Jerome: Could you elaborate?
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Brother Jerome: I'm not sure I'd know what to do with toast.
Talkie Toaster: Please have some toast. You'll be the only one without toast. They will call you Brother Jerome piggy-in-the middle. Have some toast.
Brother Jerome: It is harder for a camel to reap the whirlwind than for a burner of bread to enter the Commonwealth of Heaven. The Revelation of St. Panis the Divine ch.16 v.3
Talkie Toaster: 200 years ago I would have challenged you to a duel for casting a slur upon my toast. Have toast!
Brother Jerome: If I filled you up with oil, do you suppose you could do me some fried bread?
Talkie Toaster: Our special today is roll. Followed by a round of toast. Okay?
Brother Jerome: I don't care if it's round, square, triangular or jigsaw-shaped - it is an abomination!
Talkie Toaster: Godly people are toast lovers. Billy Graham said so. Have some toast.
Brother Jerome: The workman is worthy of his hire, but he who burneth his bread is false. The Gospel of the Granarians ch.2 v.19
Brother Jerome: Could you elaborate?
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Brother Jerome: I'm not sure I'd know what to do with toast.
Talkie Toaster: Please have some toast. You'll be the only one without toast. They will call you Brother Jerome piggy-in-the middle. Have some toast.
Brother Jerome: It is harder for a camel to reap the whirlwind than for a burner of bread to enter the Commonwealth of Heaven. The Revelation of St. Panis the Divine ch.16 v.3
Talkie Toaster: 200 years ago I would have challenged you to a duel for casting a slur upon my toast. Have toast!
Brother Jerome: If I filled you up with oil, do you suppose you could do me some fried bread?
Talkie Toaster: Our special today is roll. Followed by a round of toast. Okay?
Brother Jerome: I don't care if it's round, square, triangular or jigsaw-shaped - it is an abomination!
Talkie Toaster: Godly people are toast lovers. Billy Graham said so. Have some toast.
Brother Jerome: The workman is worthy of his hire, but he who burneth his bread is false. The Gospel of the Granarians ch.2 v.19
Watzer: I'm too young to be having sex yet.
Alice Jester: Yeah? Awesome.
Watzer: *rolls eyes back into head*
Alice Jester: You aren't unique, you are just special.
Watzer: Just special? That's all I am to you? Thanks a lot, you sure made me feel important.
Alice Jester: Oh, really? Huh, good for you then.
Watzer: Is that what you think?
Alice Jester: Yeah? Awesome.
Watzer: *rolls eyes back into head*
Alice Jester: You aren't unique, you are just special.
Watzer: Just special? That's all I am to you? Thanks a lot, you sure made me feel important.
Alice Jester: Oh, really? Huh, good for you then.
Watzer: Is that what you think?
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