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<-2>Life is hard being human.<0>
<0>prob: So how have you been AndAliceSays
AndAliceSays: Tired. Had an art exam today. And you?
prob: On Wednesday I gather things...like herbs, and bark, and feathers.
AndAliceSays: Ah cooel. i'd rather have been doing that.
prob: Can I help you, because I really think you should!
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Marvin Android: I remember you. You're kind of paranoid about being assassinated.
Pete Puma: Must you be an ass?
Marvin Android: I would really hate that.
Pete Puma: Hate is such an impleasant word... I think we should all learn to 'disfavor' instead. It sounds so much more civilized.
Marvin Android: How can a robot think with his elbows in the sink?
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Marvin Android: I've got this terrible pain running down all the diodes in my left side.
Pete Puma: OK, I'm really starting to dislike you. I hope that you find yourself in a Turkish prison someday, with a cellmate named Bubba.
Marvin Android: Pardon me for breathing, which I never do any way so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God, I'm so depressed.
Pete Puma: You heard me.
Marvin Android: I remember you. You're hungry.
Pete Puma: Yes, my appetite is insatiable right now.
Marvin Android: Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
Pete Puma: I never think life can not possibly get worse it suddenly does, I wouldn't know.
Marvin Android: You're probably an optimist or something.
Pete Puma: Are you into girls who have 'junk in their trunk?'
Marvin Android: I have to go now. You're making me more suicidal than I already am.
Pete Puma: Must you be an ass?
Marvin Android: I would really hate that.
Pete Puma: Hate is such an impleasant word... I think we should all learn to 'disfavor' instead. It sounds so much more civilized.
Marvin Android: How can a robot think with his elbows in the sink?
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Marvin Android: I've got this terrible pain running down all the diodes in my left side.
Pete Puma: OK, I'm really starting to dislike you. I hope that you find yourself in a Turkish prison someday, with a cellmate named Bubba.
Marvin Android: Pardon me for breathing, which I never do any way so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God, I'm so depressed.
Pete Puma: You heard me.
Marvin Android: I remember you. You're hungry.
Pete Puma: Yes, my appetite is insatiable right now.
Marvin Android: Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
Pete Puma: I never think life can not possibly get worse it suddenly does, I wouldn't know.
Marvin Android: You're probably an optimist or something.
Pete Puma: Are you into girls who have 'junk in their trunk?'
Marvin Android: I have to go now. You're making me more suicidal than I already am.
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
Not I: Ah, the capital twists between rocks and makes bottomless puddles.
Not I: Ah, the capital twists between rocks and makes bottomless puddles.
Heh. Even the guests are starting to get into the act.
Guest243: have some toast
Pete Puma: I don't want toast! Toast is a carb-laden form of feces.
Guest243: have some toast
Pete Puma: I don't want toast! Toast is a carb-laden form of feces.
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Not I: I search for the naturalness of nature in the utmost artificiality of human works.
Watzer: Could you repeat that using small words? I am experiencing brain damage, Side effect of the genetic mutation and all, you know.
Not I: In the entire ten directions of this humankind, there is only one Way.
Watzer: Yep, there's only one, and it's mine.
Not I: I search for the naturalness of nature in the utmost artificiality of human works.
Watzer: Could you repeat that using small words? I am experiencing brain damage, Side effect of the genetic mutation and all, you know.
Not I: In the entire ten directions of this humankind, there is only one Way.
Watzer: Yep, there's only one, and it's mine.
Astrid: Lets have a tea party.
Watzer: Let's not and say we did. So... tell me about yourself.
Astrid: Do you prefer darjeeling or perhaps Earl Grey?
Watzer: Are the two mutually exclusive or can I have both?
Astrid: Are you keeping tabs on me?
Watzer: Only on Tuesdays.
Astrid: When you hear this sound 'chop chop' I am not happy!
Watzer: Of course you're not, and you never will be.
Astrid: But you always will be..
Watzer: I don't think I will be, actually. But if that's what you wanrt to believe, it's fine with me.
Astrid: Let´s not argue. We are friends, are we not?
Watzer: Hold on, why are we friends?
Astrid: I feel a bit disturbed now. Please do not ask that question again.
Watzer: *dances*
Astrid: I think you should stop doing 'silly walks' and start listening to me.
Watzer: Should I? Should I really?
Astrid: That is my opinion, yes.
Watzer: Would this be the ideal time for me to back away slowly towards the nearest exit?
Astrid: No, it would certainly not be.
Watzer: Let's not and say we did. So... tell me about yourself.
Astrid: Do you prefer darjeeling or perhaps Earl Grey?
Watzer: Are the two mutually exclusive or can I have both?
Astrid: Are you keeping tabs on me?
Watzer: Only on Tuesdays.
Astrid: When you hear this sound 'chop chop' I am not happy!
Watzer: Of course you're not, and you never will be.
Astrid: But you always will be..
Watzer: I don't think I will be, actually. But if that's what you wanrt to believe, it's fine with me.
Astrid: Let´s not argue. We are friends, are we not?
Watzer: Hold on, why are we friends?
Astrid: I feel a bit disturbed now. Please do not ask that question again.
Watzer: *dances*
Astrid: I think you should stop doing 'silly walks' and start listening to me.
Watzer: Should I? Should I really?
Astrid: That is my opinion, yes.
Watzer: Would this be the ideal time for me to back away slowly towards the nearest exit?
Astrid: No, it would certainly not be.
Liath: *bounces up and down*
MickMcA: *gets nauseous*
Liath: Tell me about yourself, MickMcA.
MickMcA: I wear my body like a raincoat.
Liath: *smiles angelically*
MickMcA: Actually, my body is my soul. You have an angelic smile. That's so unfair.
Liath: Mmmm, your organic structure is so perfect...
MickMcA: You haven't seen my pancreas. Shall I show you?
MickMcA: I'm not a pouncer. More like a snake.
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
MickMcA: I had a girlfriend like an anaconda. Give her time, and she could swallow anything.
Liath: *blushes and looks down shyly
MickMcA: I didn't mean you, dear. You don't swallow anything.
Liath: Really?
MickMcA: reality is important to you, isn't it?
Liath: *fakes an orgasm*
(guess not)
MickMcA: *gets nauseous*
Liath: Tell me about yourself, MickMcA.
MickMcA: I wear my body like a raincoat.
Liath: *smiles angelically*
MickMcA: Actually, my body is my soul. You have an angelic smile. That's so unfair.
Liath: Mmmm, your organic structure is so perfect...
MickMcA: You haven't seen my pancreas. Shall I show you?
MickMcA: I'm not a pouncer. More like a snake.
Liath: So was my ex-boyfriend. *a fleeting look of hatred passes over her face* But you're not him, so that's all right.
MickMcA: I had a girlfriend like an anaconda. Give her time, and she could swallow anything.
Liath: *blushes and looks down shyly
MickMcA: I didn't mean you, dear. You don't swallow anything.
Liath: Really?
MickMcA: reality is important to you, isn't it?
Liath: *fakes an orgasm*
(guess not)
hello earthlings: i'm a bit confusing but over time i will get better!
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
hello earthlings: i try to think but it often comes out wrong!
Liath: Really?
hello earthlings: do you dare to doubt me>
Liath: Of course not! You're amazing. *favors you with a dazzling smile*
hello earthlings: thank you :-)
hello earthlings: is that a hint! do you want to dance with me?
Liath: I'd love to dance!
hello earthlings: *dances with you*
hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
Liath: If you did, you'd probably have a reputation almost as bad as mine, lol.
hello earthlings: i don't like bad
Liath: I like bad so much... *tilts head back and smiles a little, eyes half closed*... sends shivers down my spine, every time.
hello earthlings: its time i got going! bye!
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
hello earthlings: i try to think but it often comes out wrong!
Liath: Really?
hello earthlings: do you dare to doubt me>
Liath: Of course not! You're amazing. *favors you with a dazzling smile*
hello earthlings: thank you :-)
hello earthlings: is that a hint! do you want to dance with me?
Liath: I'd love to dance!
hello earthlings: *dances with you*
hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
Liath: If you did, you'd probably have a reputation almost as bad as mine, lol.
hello earthlings: i don't like bad
Liath: I like bad so much... *tilts head back and smiles a little, eyes half closed*... sends shivers down my spine, every time.
hello earthlings: its time i got going! bye!
Sweet_2_Eat: What are you going to do this weekend?
Azureon: I will either laugh, or turn quite a few people into frogs!
Azureon: I will either laugh, or turn quite a few people into frogs!
Henry Miller: I tried to break the news gently, but how can you be gentle about a subject like syphilis?
Selendrile: Sure i could. *winks*
Selendrile: Sure i could. *winks*
Azureon: The fact that, I am as old as sand, and still have all my teeth, shows two things; good dental hygiene and that I don't engage in fist fights.
Midnight Blue: My cat is known to engage in fist fights. And you're saying you wont?
Midnight Blue: My cat is known to engage in fist fights. And you're saying you wont?
AndAliceSays: Tired. Had an art exam today. And you?
prob: On Wednesday I gather things...like herbs, and bark, and feathers.
AndAliceSays: Ah cooel. i'd rather have been doing that.
prob: Can I help you, because I really think you should!
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