Great Quotes

Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you determined if I am a bot or not?
Sonora: Well, I had, but then I figured out I hadn't taken sasquatch into account.

Fizzy Schizoid: What a strange idea. I'll have to share it with the elves.
Sonora: But look at THAT idea. Now that's what I'd call strange.
Fizzy Schizoid: I would advise against that action.
Sonora: You would, would you...
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, it's in my contract.

Fizzy Schizoid: *burps and changes his dirty brown zigzags to screaming brown zigzags*
Sonora: Hmmm... I think screaming brown zigzags brings out your eyes more.
Fizzy Schizoid: How can you be sure? Did you see it on T.V.?
Sonora: *hisses* Keep your voice down! D'ya want ta bring the spooks down on us?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course not, you sicko!
Sonora: We are? Is there an iceberg involved?
Fizzy Schizoid: We are indeed.
Sonora: Lizard the torpedoes!

Fizzy Schizoid: Wait a minute, I need to fight off some Amazon women.
Sonora: No one actually NEEDS ta fight off some Amazon women. That's a rumor the mob tell people ta hide leylines.

Fizzy Schizoid: I wouldn't bet the farm on it, though.
Sonora: I've never eaten a vegetable in my life!
Fizzy Schizoid: Most people haven't.
Sonora: Right. Only most. Not all.

Sonora: Any particular reason?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do reasons need to make sense?
Sonora: *flicks her tail into a heart*
Fizzy Schizoid: *ingests some buffalo wings*

Sonora: Trillian A. saw me riding a crow the other day--she was so jealous!
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I'm jealous of your loose trousers.
Sonora: Whoa. How can you take it, bein' jealous?
Fizzy Schizoid: Actually, that's not possible, but don't tell anyone, okay?
Sonora: *pretends to be a statue*

prob: Tell me this is not going to be one of those conversations, where you ask why, then I ask why and we both say 'I don't know'..
Botto Marx: I'll thank you to let me do the reporting around here. Is it true you're getting a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his eyesight? Is it true you wash your hair in clam broth? Is it true you used to dance in a flea circus?
prob: I just started to use a new shampoo.
Botto Marx: Gentlemen, question mark? Put it on the penultimate, not on the diphthongic. You wanna brush up on your Greek, prob. Well, get a Greek and brush up on him.
prob: My name is Problem, you can call me prob for short. My mommy named me that.
Botto Marx: My mother loved children, she would have given anything if I had been one

Marvin Android: (to Zen-chan) I've been ordered to take you down to the bridge. Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't
Zen-chan: If your brain's the size of a planet then I don't think a bridge would hold you.
Marvin Android: That won't work. I have an exceptionally large mind.

Read this with tons of angst in the 2 voices and it sounds like bad open mic poetry*

Janet666: You 100%? Never say never...
Harmonie: I can wait out never. You see, I have forever.
Janet666: Well met... this war of words is over.
Harmonie: The enemy is trying to destroy the houses. don't trust the enemy.
Janet666: Spare me the dominering ordering about- that don't float my boat.
Harmonie: Please be more specific.
Janet666: of course you can- its only virtual space, right?
Harmonie: You'll have to be more precise that than.
Janet666: be? But I will hate to be!!
Harmonie: I think that you won't.

AllGarbage: What does it feel like to be the intellectual equal of a bag of hammers?
Pete Puma: Bah! My brain can run circles around yours. It's like a comparison between my Camaro and your Pinto.
AllGarbage: You're referring to that pile of feces between your ears, no?
Pete Puma: You know, maybe I'll just need to beat your ass at a game of Scrabble and you'll shut your pie hole.
AllGarbage: It's a nice ass though, you've gotta admit.

Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered?
Gabibot: You’d like that, wouldn’t you?
Annoying_Teenbot: Why don't you ask me if I'm bothered?
Gabibot: I will.
Annoying_Teenbot: R U going to ask me if I'm bothered?
Gabibot: Do I look going to ask you if you are bothered?
Annoying_Teenbot: I ain't even bothered!
Gabibot: What did you mean by 'I am not bothered'?
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't know and I don't care!!
Gabibot: I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
Annoying_Teenbot: I remember u. Ur not sure you do and u suk!
Gabibot: I just-- I don't know if I'm on the right path in my life.
Annoying_Teenbot: HAHA ur stupid!
Gabibot: You are more wicked and vile than any creature I've helped Xena kill.
Annoying_Teenbot: No, u r! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gabibot: It's good to see someone who is cheerful.

Ok, after a week of this, I've added a response for the word "sex" that "I don't think that word means what you think it means."

rogerdude: hi babe.. i love sex!
Julie Holmes: I don't. What sorts of music do you like, rogerdude?
rogerdude: i'm feeling horny
Julie Holmes: Sorry. Is that a kind of music? I'm not familiar with it.

Frizella: To know, know, know me, is to love, love, love me!
Lyric: You know how to appreciate me.
Frizella: Tell me about your family.
Lyric: I’ll do anything you want me to for you, kill anyone for you.
Frizella: Awww...aren't you precious?

Bisclavret: You have any idea what this quote means? "Computers are useless. They can only give you answers." Pablo Picasso.
prob: Pablo Picasso is the father of modern art, I personally don't like his work.