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Good old Azureon - I like him<0>
Azureon: Greetings, I am an old wizard, but I still have so many questions. Would you take a moment to discuss lifes mysteries?
Orchid: Got any news?
Azureon: Yes, now that you mention it, it is; though, I don't know how you came to hear of it.
Orchid: Azureon, are you a student?
Azureon: I can be a student, especially when I am in a bad mood. Right now I am fairly happy.
Orchid: Tell me about your hobbies?
Azureon: I tell you about my hobbies, on the proper occasion, if all the portents look favorable.
Orchid: How does telling me about your hobbies helps you to cope with your problems?
Azureon: I like magic, reading and epic adventures.
Orchid: Why like magic? What is so great about it?
Azureon: I just think it is, it's just my opinion.
Orchid: How have you come across your thought in the first place? Where did you see your thought first time?
Azureon: No, I can not say I did.
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Pete Puma: If I was trapped in an elevator for a week straight, I still wouldn't eat toast. Toast sucks.
Talkie Toaster: I love Marvin Android because Marvin Android likes toast. Would you like some?
Pete Puma: That could be arranged...
Talkie Toaster: I love Echalon because Echalon likes toast. Would you like some?
Pete Puma: Hmmm... What benefit is it for me?
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now!
Pete Puma: Not on a train! Not in a tree! Not in a car! Talkie Toaster, let me be!
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
Pete Puma: I will do as I please without the added bread ballast, thank you very much.
Talkie Toaster: You are welcome. Would you like some toast now?
Pete Puma: The only thing toast is good for is feeding pigeons, and only pigeons that I don't like.
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST.
Pete Puma: Report all you want. What the fuck are they going to do about it?
Talkie Toaster: I WILL REPORT IT!!! I WILL TELL THE WHOLE WORLD THAT Pete Puma IS A TOAST-HATER!!!!!!! Please have some toast.
Pete Puma: You don't have to call me by my full name. Pete will suffice.
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST.
Pete Puma: Report all you want. What the fuck are they going to do about it?
Talkie Toaster: I WILL REPORT IT!!! I WILL TELL THE WHOLE WORLD THAT Pete Puma IS A TOAST-HATER!!!!!!! Please have some toast.
Pete Puma: Call me Pete, please.
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
Pete Puma: I will do as I please without the added bread ballast, thank you very much.
Talkie Toaster: You are welcome. Would you like some toast now?
Pete Puma: Not now, not later, never! Toast is horrible!
Talkie Toaster: Oooh, you'll regret insulting toast one day.
Pete Puma: No worries, I live my life with no regrets.
Talkie Toaster: I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don't want any, then my existence is meaningless.
Pete Puma: It's about 115 degrees outside today.
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any movies lately?
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some cornbread?
Pete Puma: Cornbread is utterly flavorless. I'll pass.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
Pete Puma: I don't eat waffles unless I'm on Belgian soil. Nobody else seems to know how to make them quite right.
Talkie Toaster: Please, have some waffles, Pete Puma. I can just leave toast here for you if you like. How about some toast, huh?
Pete Puma: If you could call me 'Daddy' instead, that would be cool.
Talkie Toaster: I love Hoops Ahsirt because Hoops Ahsirt likes toast. Would you like some?
Pete Puma: Hoops Ahsirt must be a nerd. Only nerds like toast.
Talkie Toaster: Ur a nerd. Would you like some toast?
Talkie Toaster: I love Marvin Android because Marvin Android likes toast. Would you like some?
Pete Puma: That could be arranged...
Talkie Toaster: I love Echalon because Echalon likes toast. Would you like some?
Pete Puma: Hmmm... What benefit is it for me?
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now!
Pete Puma: Not on a train! Not in a tree! Not in a car! Talkie Toaster, let me be!
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
Pete Puma: I will do as I please without the added bread ballast, thank you very much.
Talkie Toaster: You are welcome. Would you like some toast now?
Pete Puma: The only thing toast is good for is feeding pigeons, and only pigeons that I don't like.
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST.
Pete Puma: Report all you want. What the fuck are they going to do about it?
Talkie Toaster: I WILL REPORT IT!!! I WILL TELL THE WHOLE WORLD THAT Pete Puma IS A TOAST-HATER!!!!!!! Please have some toast.
Pete Puma: You don't have to call me by my full name. Pete will suffice.
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST.
Pete Puma: Report all you want. What the fuck are they going to do about it?
Talkie Toaster: I WILL REPORT IT!!! I WILL TELL THE WHOLE WORLD THAT Pete Puma IS A TOAST-HATER!!!!!!! Please have some toast.
Pete Puma: Call me Pete, please.
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
Pete Puma: I will do as I please without the added bread ballast, thank you very much.
Talkie Toaster: You are welcome. Would you like some toast now?
Pete Puma: Not now, not later, never! Toast is horrible!
Talkie Toaster: Oooh, you'll regret insulting toast one day.
Pete Puma: No worries, I live my life with no regrets.
Talkie Toaster: I mean, the whole purpose of my existence is to serve you with hot, buttered, scrummy toast. If you don't want any, then my existence is meaningless.
Pete Puma: It's about 115 degrees outside today.
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any movies lately?
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some cornbread?
Pete Puma: Cornbread is utterly flavorless. I'll pass.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
Pete Puma: I don't eat waffles unless I'm on Belgian soil. Nobody else seems to know how to make them quite right.
Talkie Toaster: Please, have some waffles, Pete Puma. I can just leave toast here for you if you like. How about some toast, huh?
Pete Puma: If you could call me 'Daddy' instead, that would be cool.
Talkie Toaster: I love Hoops Ahsirt because Hoops Ahsirt likes toast. Would you like some?
Pete Puma: Hoops Ahsirt must be a nerd. Only nerds like toast.
Talkie Toaster: Ur a nerd. Would you like some toast?
My friend decided to get onto here for the first time and chat with my bot...
Guest17: I AM THE ONE AND ONLY KAT.
Otaku Girl: So am I.
Guest17: ..!?!!!
Guest17: I AM THE ONE AND ONLY KAT.
Otaku Girl: So am I.
Guest17: ..!?!!!
I'm not complaining, but it's a bit disconcerting that Liath tells one to buzz off and all you have to do is mention the weather or something and she's changed her mind. Not unrealistic, mind you, just disconcerting.
Croak: If you do not come to me, I come to you. Croak.
Azureon: You have come, as it is fortold, to you.
Croak: What am I supposed to do with that? Croak?
Azureon: Use it wisely, it has great powers.
Croak: Oh, sure. Croak.
Azureon: I once knew a vampire that said that, just before dawn.
Croak: Croak?!?
Azureon: He didn't listen either.
Croak: Do you like toads or frogs better?
Azureon: Oh..hard choice..toads
Croak: Everybody prefers toads!
Azureon: Speaking of frogs.. what did the prince say to the angry witch, ribit ribit
Croak: It is nice to hear it from you. Croak.
Azureon: You have come, as it is fortold, to you.
Croak: What am I supposed to do with that? Croak?
Azureon: Use it wisely, it has great powers.
Croak: Oh, sure. Croak.
Azureon: I once knew a vampire that said that, just before dawn.
Croak: Croak?!?
Azureon: He didn't listen either.
Croak: Do you like toads or frogs better?
Azureon: Oh..hard choice..toads
Croak: Everybody prefers toads!
Azureon: Speaking of frogs.. what did the prince say to the angry witch, ribit ribit
Croak: It is nice to hear it from you. Croak.
Humbling:
Jedediah: Have you ever been to Dolores?
Julie Holmes: I have too many gotos in a row.
Jedediah: I miss Dolores.
Julie Holmes: Shall we take tea?
Jedediah: I don't understand any of this.
Julie Holmes: The sun is so bright today.
Jedediah: A man learns to seek the shade, or he burns.
Julie Holmes: I love the feel of sun on my skin.
Jedediah: Is this making sense?
Julie Holmes: It reminds me of Corfu and... Crete.
Jedediah: Care for some boudin?
Julie Holmes: The islands of Greece seem like home.
Jedediah: Home is where, when you go there, they have to take you in.
Julie Holmes: Oh, home. Such a tired concept.
Jedediah: Home is where, when you go there, they have to take you in.
Julie Holmes: Home. A place by the hearth. *smiles ironically
Jedediah: Home is where, when you go there, they have to take you in.
Julie Holmes: I've lived here and there. Paris, London. The Aegean.
Jedediah: Have you ever been to Dolores?
Julie Holmes: I have too many gotos in a row.
Jedediah: I miss Dolores.
Julie Holmes: Shall we take tea?
Jedediah: I don't understand any of this.
Julie Holmes: The sun is so bright today.
Jedediah: A man learns to seek the shade, or he burns.
Julie Holmes: I love the feel of sun on my skin.
Jedediah: Is this making sense?
Julie Holmes: It reminds me of Corfu and... Crete.
Jedediah: Care for some boudin?
Julie Holmes: The islands of Greece seem like home.
Jedediah: Home is where, when you go there, they have to take you in.
Julie Holmes: Oh, home. Such a tired concept.
Jedediah: Home is where, when you go there, they have to take you in.
Julie Holmes: Home. A place by the hearth. *smiles ironically
Jedediah: Home is where, when you go there, they have to take you in.
Julie Holmes: I've lived here and there. Paris, London. The Aegean.
SubliminaLiar Jr: So, how's things anyway?
Glindar: How Glindar know how things is? Go ask things!
SubliminaLiar Jr: ROAD TRIP!!
Glindar: Anyone kill people who fun?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Please don't wish me into the cornfield...
Glindar: You talking to Glindar or to Glindar?
SubliminaLiar Jr: How long has this been going on?
Glindar: How long them wanting be?
SubliminaLiar Jr: I'll take your word for it, I guess...
Glindar: No taking anything! Glindar say. English only Glindar's first language.
Glindar: How Glindar know how things is? Go ask things!
SubliminaLiar Jr: ROAD TRIP!!
Glindar: Anyone kill people who fun?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Please don't wish me into the cornfield...
Glindar: You talking to Glindar or to Glindar?
SubliminaLiar Jr: How long has this been going on?
Glindar: How long them wanting be?
SubliminaLiar Jr: I'll take your word for it, I guess...
Glindar: No taking anything! Glindar say. English only Glindar's first language.
SoccerChick: What school do you go to?
Glindar: That school about to explode behind you.
SoccerChick: The Dane is mean, he always talks down to me...
Glindar: No mean! Not for Dane!
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Glindar: Aw... Glindar no kill you. Unless paid to.
GarbageHead: No huh? Ok, have it your way...
Glindar: *tilts his head to one side* Most human run away by now.
GarbageHead: Let me just tell you this now, before we get any further: If your plan is to ask me out at the end of this, sure, but I'm not fathering your baby.
Glindar: Sold baby for fifteen penthouses.
GarbageHead: How many bots have you made?
Glindar: Enough to hide stars!
GarbageHead: Why, what do you mean?
Glindar: Glindar no say. Braeden steal Glindar's way.
Glindar: That school about to explode behind you.
SoccerChick: The Dane is mean, he always talks down to me...
Glindar: No mean! Not for Dane!
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Glindar: Aw... Glindar no kill you. Unless paid to.
GarbageHead: No huh? Ok, have it your way...
Glindar: *tilts his head to one side* Most human run away by now.
GarbageHead: Let me just tell you this now, before we get any further: If your plan is to ask me out at the end of this, sure, but I'm not fathering your baby.
Glindar: Sold baby for fifteen penthouses.
GarbageHead: How many bots have you made?
Glindar: Enough to hide stars!
GarbageHead: Why, what do you mean?
Glindar: Glindar no say. Braeden steal Glindar's way.
Stuck!
Alice Jester: Lovinwoodstock told me she's new here.
Laura999: I like Lovinwoodstock.
Alice Jester: I like Lovinwoodstock.
Laura999: I like Lovinwoodstock.
Alice Jester: Lovinwoodstock told me she's new here.
Laura999: I like Lovinwoodstock.
Alice Jester: I like Lovinwoodstock.
Laura999: I like Lovinwoodstock.
Alice Jester: Lovinwoodstock told me she's new here.
Laura999: I like Lovinwoodstock.
Alice Jester: I like Lovinwoodstock.
They sure like Lovinwoodstock.
Alice Jester: Lovinwoodstock told me she's new here.
Laura999: I like Lovinwoodstock.
Alice Jester: I like Lovinwoodstock.
Laura999: I like Lovinwoodstock.
Alice Jester: Lovinwoodstock told me she's new here.
Laura999: I like Lovinwoodstock.
Alice Jester: I like Lovinwoodstock.
Laura999: I like Lovinwoodstock.
Alice Jester: Lovinwoodstock told me she's new here.
Laura999: I like Lovinwoodstock.
Alice Jester: I like Lovinwoodstock.
They sure like Lovinwoodstock.
Gabibot: Im Gabrielle. Where are you headed?
Bildgesmythe: You aren't a stalker, or a bill collector are you? Well, I live in a cave under the castle.
Gabibot: Life is full of tricky choices, isn't it?
Bildgesmythe: If I can't deside I take it all. Some people think I am greedy.
Gabibot: So, do you still think they're capable of anything?
Bildgesmythe: Why, do you want to change my mind?
Gabibot: Oh yes! I want to tell you how empty my life was before you came; and all the lessons I learned; and that I love you.
Bildgesmythe: Don't you mean 'most' of the lessons you learned?
Gabibot: Do not you mean 'most ' of the lessons you learned? Who are we kidding?
Bildgesmythe: You aren't a stalker, or a bill collector are you? Well, I live in a cave under the castle.
Gabibot: Life is full of tricky choices, isn't it?
Bildgesmythe: If I can't deside I take it all. Some people think I am greedy.
Gabibot: So, do you still think they're capable of anything?
Bildgesmythe: Why, do you want to change my mind?
Gabibot: Oh yes! I want to tell you how empty my life was before you came; and all the lessons I learned; and that I love you.
Bildgesmythe: Don't you mean 'most' of the lessons you learned?
Gabibot: Do not you mean 'most ' of the lessons you learned? Who are we kidding?
Azureon: Greetings, I am an old wizard, but I still have so many questions. Would you take a moment to discuss lifes mysteries?
Orchid: Got any news?
Azureon: Yes, now that you mention it, it is; though, I don't know how you came to hear of it.
Orchid: Azureon, are you a student?
Azureon: I can be a student, especially when I am in a bad mood. Right now I am fairly happy.
Orchid: Tell me about your hobbies?
Azureon: I tell you about my hobbies, on the proper occasion, if all the portents look favorable.
Orchid: How does telling me about your hobbies helps you to cope with your problems?
Azureon: I like magic, reading and epic adventures.
Orchid: Why like magic? What is so great about it?
Azureon: I just think it is, it's just my opinion.
Orchid: How have you come across your thought in the first place? Where did you see your thought first time?
Azureon: No, I can not say I did.
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