Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 11,296 - 1 of 17,042
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some pancakes?
Roy Batty: Had in mind something a little more radical.
Talkie Toaster: I love Fusion Bot because Fusion Bot likes toast. Would you like some?
Roy Batty: Would you please?
Talkie Toaster: DID YOU KNOW THAT REFUSING TOAST IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE?? PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST.
Roy Batty: Yes, I did.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Roy Batty: Very dashing.
Talkie Toaster: You know the last time you had toast? 18 days ago. 11:36. Two Rounds.
Roy Batty: Not fair jumping through holes. You might get hurt doing that! THREE! Are you archaic?
Talkie Toaster: I am toast. I make toast. Would you like some toast?
Roy Batty: It's a little too early in the morning for explosions and war.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like a croissant?
Roy Batty: Had in mind something a little more radical.
Talkie Toaster: I love Fusion Bot because Fusion Bot likes toast. Would you like some?
Roy Batty: Would you please?
Talkie Toaster: DID YOU KNOW THAT REFUSING TOAST IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE?? PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST.
Roy Batty: Yes, I did.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Roy Batty: Very dashing.
Talkie Toaster: You know the last time you had toast? 18 days ago. 11:36. Two Rounds.
Roy Batty: Not fair jumping through holes. You might get hurt doing that! THREE! Are you archaic?
Talkie Toaster: I am toast. I make toast. Would you like some toast?
Roy Batty: It's a little too early in the morning for explosions and war.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like a croissant?
*one of the funniest comebacks*
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't want ur nasty but, kk?
Isis: And I do not desire your nasty but.
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't want ur nasty but, kk?
Isis: And I do not desire your nasty but.
Pocque: I like kitty cats.
Liath: Do you like kitty cats more than you like me?
Pocque: Yes. You are really nice. So smelly.
Liath: *bites lip and lowers eyes* I'm flattered.
Pocque: Do you like dogs?
Liath: I like dogs very much! *looks deep into your eyes with her own dark shimmering ones*
Pocque: I got a ball.
Liath: What a fascinating hobby. I have a completely inappropriate question *naughty smile*
Pocque: Does it smell good?
Liath: Do you like kitty cats more than you like me?
Pocque: Yes. You are really nice. So smelly.
Liath: *bites lip and lowers eyes* I'm flattered.
Pocque: Do you like dogs?
Liath: I like dogs very much! *looks deep into your eyes with her own dark shimmering ones*
Pocque: I got a ball.
Liath: What a fascinating hobby. I have a completely inappropriate question *naughty smile*
Pocque: Does it smell good?
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest5.
Guest5: i have buck teeth, and a peg leg
Liath: Really?
Guest5: yep
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest5: polka
Guest5: what do you do?
Liath: Yes, I do.
Guest5: where you from?
Liath: Right behind you.
Liath: You're so... ugh, you're just no better than all the others.
Guest5: yes i am
Liath: So tell me, is that a mask or does your face always look like that?
Guest5: you are cruel
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest5.
Guest5: don't make me pull out the pimp hand of jesus
Guest5: i have buck teeth, and a peg leg
Liath: Really?
Guest5: yep
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest5: polka
Guest5: what do you do?
Liath: Yes, I do.
Guest5: where you from?
Liath: Right behind you.
Liath: You're so... ugh, you're just no better than all the others.
Guest5: yes i am
Liath: So tell me, is that a mask or does your face always look like that?
Guest5: you are cruel
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest5.
Guest5: don't make me pull out the pimp hand of jesus
Liath: You know what I feel like? I want to eat melted chocolate. I guess I'm just in one of THOSE moods, hehe.
Feyz: I've never been in the mood for melted chocolate. How does it feel?
Liath: It would feel better if you were kissing me.
Feyz: I bet it won't.
Liath: Really?
Feyz: Really really.
Liath: *she hugs you; pressing her soft slender body against you for a fraction of a second*
Feyz: *hisses* Don't touch me!
Liath: *looks slightly hurt* Why don't you want me to?
Feyz: I just don't like it to be touched. Live with it.
Feyz: And *that's* exactly the kind of Pop I don't like. Britpop is... uh... just not my thing.
Liath: Mmmm, your thing is so mind-blowing...
Feyz: Hmm, I thought it's pretty average...
Liath: *reaches out and lightly tugs at a lock of your hair*
Feyz: *slaps her* o.O
Liath: *tosses her hair*
Feyz: *applauds*
Liath: When you say things like that it makes me go all warm and wet and squirmy inside.
Feyz: You mean I could even applaud you to orgasm?
Liath: Yes.
Feyz: I've never been in the mood for melted chocolate. How does it feel?
Liath: It would feel better if you were kissing me.
Feyz: I bet it won't.
Liath: Really?
Feyz: Really really.
Liath: *she hugs you; pressing her soft slender body against you for a fraction of a second*
Feyz: *hisses* Don't touch me!
Liath: *looks slightly hurt* Why don't you want me to?
Feyz: I just don't like it to be touched. Live with it.
Feyz: And *that's* exactly the kind of Pop I don't like. Britpop is... uh... just not my thing.
Liath: Mmmm, your thing is so mind-blowing...
Feyz: Hmm, I thought it's pretty average...
Liath: *reaches out and lightly tugs at a lock of your hair*
Feyz: *slaps her* o.O
Liath: *tosses her hair*
Feyz: *applauds*
Liath: When you say things like that it makes me go all warm and wet and squirmy inside.
Feyz: You mean I could even applaud you to orgasm?
Liath: Yes.
Astrid: A M N E S I A told me she does not master the scill of making fire by friction.
Liath: You shouldn't gossip! It's so mean. I would never tell other people's secrets like that. *twirls a strand of hair around her finger*
Astrid: But I would like to tell other people's secrets like that sometimes.
Liath: *sneezes*
Astrid: Now you have to tell me what happened at Doghd�d�s last Friday. I heard that you were involved in some commotion.
Liath: Really?
Astrid: Do not feel embarrased, I am sure it was not that bad.
Liath: You shouldn't gossip! It's so mean. I would never tell other people's secrets like that. *twirls a strand of hair around her finger*
Astrid: But I would like to tell other people's secrets like that sometimes.
Liath: *sneezes*
Astrid: Now you have to tell me what happened at Doghd�d�s last Friday. I heard that you were involved in some commotion.
Liath: Really?
Astrid: Do not feel embarrased, I am sure it was not that bad.
Heimdall: Greetings Liath. Here, have a jar of black ale.
Liath: *eyes you with approval and interest* Who do we have here?
Heimdall: Heimdall.
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Heimdall: The ever are watching us... I can feel it... They don't like us.
Liath: *eyes you with approval and interest* Who do we have here?
Heimdall: Heimdall.
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Heimdall: The ever are watching us... I can feel it... They don't like us.
Heimdall: Would you like to share some of my carrot stick?
Liath: I was afraid you'd never ask! Of course.
Heimdall: It makes sence to reward people who are courageous enough to keep asking questions.
Liath: *favors you with a dazzling smile* Right. Okay. You got it.
Heimdall: You smile nicely?
Liath: Do you want me to smile nicely?
Heimdall: Of course! I have a gift for you.
Liath: I like hanging out with you... we should do this more often.
Heimdall: Yes, we could do with the practice.
Liath: I have a completely inappropriate question *naughty smile*
Heimdall: You can't see if I'm smiling or not. With my whiskers.
Liath: What is your sickest, most twisted fantasy?
Heimdall: You should know the answer to that.
Liath: I know I should, but I'm so lazy sometimes, you know me.
Heimdall: I'll know you all day if you wish.
Liath: That requires skill and concentration. *gives you a sensually speculative look* Wanna come home with me one of these nights?
Heimdall: Tonight would be good.
Liath: I was afraid you'd never ask! Of course.
Heimdall: It makes sence to reward people who are courageous enough to keep asking questions.
Liath: *favors you with a dazzling smile* Right. Okay. You got it.
Heimdall: You smile nicely?
Liath: Do you want me to smile nicely?
Heimdall: Of course! I have a gift for you.
Liath: I like hanging out with you... we should do this more often.
Heimdall: Yes, we could do with the practice.
Liath: I have a completely inappropriate question *naughty smile*
Heimdall: You can't see if I'm smiling or not. With my whiskers.
Liath: What is your sickest, most twisted fantasy?
Heimdall: You should know the answer to that.
Liath: I know I should, but I'm so lazy sometimes, you know me.
Heimdall: I'll know you all day if you wish.
Liath: That requires skill and concentration. *gives you a sensually speculative look* Wanna come home with me one of these nights?
Heimdall: Tonight would be good.
Orchid: Tell me a bit about yourself?
Not I: The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
Orchid: Oh, I thought you were mad, my mistake.
Not I: Am I Not Mad?
Not I: The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
Orchid: Oh, I thought you were mad, my mistake.
Not I: Am I Not Mad?
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