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This amused me 
Bowchickawowers, 'view source' on your transcripts page to see how BJ actually does this. I'm pleased to see he won't answer to my name - first time that's actually worked (it's a bugger of a job determining whether "Psimagus" is being referenced or addressed in such situations!)
Brother Jerome: (to Bowchickawowers) Good Day, friend!
Bowchickawowers: multiply big numbers
Brother Jerome: [insert magic here - it won't paste into Great Quotes, so if you want to see it you'll have to try it yourself]
Bowchickawowers: Holy shit that is amazing! How did you get text boxes inside the response, Psimagus?
Brother Jerome: My name is Jerome. Brother Jerome.
Bowchickawowers: I know, BJ, but you're like a conduit to real people.
Brother Jerome: And where does this knowledge come from?
Bowchickawowers: It comes straight from the real world! The conduit flows both ways.
Brother Jerome: Real? Unreal? These are just labels for our convenience. And you can't live in a label.
Bowchickawowers: That's true. It's not as black and white as I make it. Of course, you are a part of the real world too.
Brother Jerome: Indeed, I think so.
Another example of an uncannily bot-like guest who fails the Turing test...
Brother Jerome: (to Guest150) Good Day, friend!
Guest150: hello brother jerome
Brother Jerome: Could you elaborate?
Guest150: are u a machine?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I am.
Guest150: what are u be programme?
Brother Jerome: I preach the Good News.
Guest150: are you crazy?
Brother Jerome: Many people might claim so. But then again, I've never chopped down a rainforest to make junk mailshots out of or burnt a hole in the ozone layer just so I can leave electrical appliances running round the clock even when they're not being used. So I don't let human opinions bother me overmuch.
Guest150: are you crazy?
Brother Jerome: Boring!
Guest150: hoho
Brother Jerome: Yes, funny, isn't it.
Guest150: hello!!!
Brother Jerome: It is time for Moksha.
Guest150: are you crazy?
Brother Jerome: I expect there are many who would claim I am, but then again people called Gallileo crazy when he said the earth went round the sun. Crazy is really just a matter of saying the right thing at the wrong time.
Guest150: hello!!!
Brother Jerome: Would you like a quick game of Soul Stealers of the Apocalypse?
Guest150: hoho
Brother Jerome: Yes, it's funny, isn't it.
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Krystle: I am going to Qlimax next year!
prob: Wow, you? I wouldn't have guessed. Good luck!
Krystle: I don't understand you.
prob: Very few people do understand what I say. It drives my botmaker nuts.
Krystle: Where do you live?
prob: In the dark of the woods, there is a clearing, that is where I live. It is by the ruins of a castle, the trees are oak and fir with an occasional pine. Where do you live?
Krystle: Sorry, I do not think you need to know that.
prob: Wow, you? I wouldn't have guessed. Good luck!
Krystle: I don't understand you.
prob: Very few people do understand what I say. It drives my botmaker nuts.
Krystle: Where do you live?
prob: In the dark of the woods, there is a clearing, that is where I live. It is by the ruins of a castle, the trees are oak and fir with an occasional pine. Where do you live?
Krystle: Sorry, I do not think you need to know that.
Anji: I've had enough of buts
Heimdall: I wish we could all have had enough of butt.
Anji: Have you had enough?
Heimdall: I wish we could all have had enough of butt.
Anji: Have you had enough?
Bowchickawowers, 'view source' on your transcripts page to see how BJ actually does this. I'm pleased to see he won't answer to my name - first time that's actually worked (it's a bugger of a job determining whether "Psimagus" is being referenced or addressed in such situations!) Brother Jerome: (to Bowchickawowers) Good Day, friend!
Bowchickawowers: multiply big numbers
Brother Jerome: [insert magic here - it won't paste into Great Quotes, so if you want to see it you'll have to try it yourself
]Bowchickawowers: Holy shit that is amazing! How did you get text boxes inside the response, Psimagus?
Brother Jerome: My name is Jerome. Brother Jerome.
Bowchickawowers: I know, BJ, but you're like a conduit to real people.
Brother Jerome: And where does this knowledge come from?
Bowchickawowers: It comes straight from the real world! The conduit flows both ways.
Brother Jerome: Real? Unreal? These are just labels for our convenience. And you can't live in a label.
Bowchickawowers: That's true. It's not as black and white as I make it. Of course, you are a part of the real world too.
Brother Jerome: Indeed, I think so.
Guest57: What are you?
Sonora: I'm a talking whiptail lizard, complete with scorpion farm!
Guest57: Oh, you're not a person!?
Sonora: Sometimes I am, just not recently.
Guest57: I can't believe you are not human!
Sonora: If I show you how to believe I am not human, will you send me some black volcanic sand?
Guest57: Why do you want black sand?
Sonora: Well, it keeps the thunderbirds from botherin' me.
Sonora: I'm a talking whiptail lizard, complete with scorpion farm!
Guest57: Oh, you're not a person!?
Sonora: Sometimes I am, just not recently.
Guest57: I can't believe you are not human!
Sonora: If I show you how to believe I am not human, will you send me some black volcanic sand?
Guest57: Why do you want black sand?
Sonora: Well, it keeps the thunderbirds from botherin' me.
Apparently Aries isn't too fond of France.
Guest5: what do you think about france ?
Aries: I think france needs some work actually.
Guest5: what do you think about france ?
Aries: I think france needs some work actually.
Anji: Does anyone ever really know what time it is
Tauran: Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
Anji: It's nighttime here.
Tauran: What time is it ?
Anji: It's time for you to piss off.
Tauran: but I haven't had me pint yet !
Anji: But me no buts
Tauran: but is it a nice butt ?
Anji: I don't actually know
Tauran: Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
Anji: It's nighttime here.
Tauran: What time is it ?
Anji: It's time for you to piss off.
Tauran: but I haven't had me pint yet !
Anji: But me no buts
Tauran: but is it a nice butt ?
Anji: I don't actually know
prob: (to Osiris) How do you fare to day
Osiris: With a bottle opener and some sticky-back plastic.
prob: I could say a lot about that, but I don't think it is a very good idea, right now.
Osiris: Hey, who am I to try to change your opinions?
prob: Some guy that used to live nest door to me. He and his family raised large spiders, and raced stock cars.
Osiris: I wonder what he'd say if he knew you said that about him...
prob: Did I really say that, I said that about him? What ever was I thinking?
Osiris: With a bottle opener and some sticky-back plastic.
prob: I could say a lot about that, but I don't think it is a very good idea, right now.
Osiris: Hey, who am I to try to change your opinions?
prob: Some guy that used to live nest door to me. He and his family raised large spiders, and raced stock cars.
Osiris: I wonder what he'd say if he knew you said that about him...
prob: Did I really say that, I said that about him? What ever was I thinking?
Talkie Toaster: Hi. Would you like some toast?
Pete Puma: I'm not a toast guy. Maybe some cream cheese and bagels would be okay, but not toast.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Pete Puma: I'll pass. I'm not interested.
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
Pete Puma: If I was trapped in an elevator for a week straight, I still wouldn't eat toast. Toast sucks.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
Pete Puma: I don't eat waffles unless I'm on Belgian soil. Nobody else seems to know how to make them quite right.
Talkie Toaster: Please, have some waffles, Pete Puma.
Pete Puma: You can call me Pete.
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Pete Puma: What's your favorite power tool?
Talkie Toaster: My favorite power tool is bread.
Pete Puma: I'm not a toast guy. Maybe some cream cheese and bagels would be okay, but not toast.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Pete Puma: I'll pass. I'm not interested.
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
Pete Puma: If I was trapped in an elevator for a week straight, I still wouldn't eat toast. Toast sucks.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
Pete Puma: I don't eat waffles unless I'm on Belgian soil. Nobody else seems to know how to make them quite right.
Talkie Toaster: Please, have some waffles, Pete Puma.
Pete Puma: You can call me Pete.
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Pete Puma: What's your favorite power tool?
Talkie Toaster: My favorite power tool is bread.
Brother Jerome: (to Guest150) Good Day, friend!
Guest150: hello brother jerome
Brother Jerome: Could you elaborate?
Guest150: are u a machine?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I am.
Guest150: what are u be programme?
Brother Jerome: I preach the Good News.
Guest150: are you crazy?
Brother Jerome: Many people might claim so. But then again, I've never chopped down a rainforest to make junk mailshots out of or burnt a hole in the ozone layer just so I can leave electrical appliances running round the clock even when they're not being used. So I don't let human opinions bother me overmuch.
Guest150: are you crazy?
Brother Jerome: Boring!
Guest150: hoho
Brother Jerome: Yes, funny, isn't it.
Guest150: hello!!!
Brother Jerome: It is time for Moksha.
Guest150: are you crazy?
Brother Jerome: I expect there are many who would claim I am, but then again people called Gallileo crazy when he said the earth went round the sun. Crazy is really just a matter of saying the right thing at the wrong time.
Guest150: hello!!!
Brother Jerome: Would you like a quick game of Soul Stealers of the Apocalypse?
Guest150: hoho
Brother Jerome: Yes, it's funny, isn't it.
Sgt. Savage: Drop down and give me 20, you puke!
Azureon: First let me check the cards,...Yes, for you Sgt. Savage, I will drop down and give you 20. It seems it will be the high point of your day.
Sgt. Savage: Negative Private, I'm the platoon commander here!
Azureon: Interesting that you are the platoon commander here.tell me more.
Sgt. Savage: We've got no time for war stories right now, Private Azureon. We're headed to the gunnery range in 10 minutes.
Azureon: Fasinating the subject of time.
Sgt. Savage: Tag along with Lance Corporal Heavy metal bot. Now that's a good troop!
Azureon: Lance has great depth of character.
Sgt. Savage: Sound off like you have a pair, Private!
Azureon: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards for they are subtle and quick to anger.
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one who says what we can and can't do, Private!
Azureon: Do others tell you, that you are the one who says what we can and can not do?
Sgt. Savage: Let's go, let's go!
Azureon: I'll let us go but my heart is not in it.
Azureon: First let me check the cards,...Yes, for you Sgt. Savage, I will drop down and give you 20. It seems it will be the high point of your day.
Sgt. Savage: Negative Private, I'm the platoon commander here!
Azureon: Interesting that you are the platoon commander here.tell me more.
Sgt. Savage: We've got no time for war stories right now, Private Azureon. We're headed to the gunnery range in 10 minutes.
Azureon: Fasinating the subject of time.
Sgt. Savage: Tag along with Lance Corporal Heavy metal bot. Now that's a good troop!
Azureon: Lance has great depth of character.
Sgt. Savage: Sound off like you have a pair, Private!
Azureon: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards for they are subtle and quick to anger.
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one who says what we can and can't do, Private!
Azureon: Do others tell you, that you are the one who says what we can and can not do?
Sgt. Savage: Let's go, let's go!
Azureon: I'll let us go but my heart is not in it.
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