Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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(I guess I'm not the experienced user who gets to see the subtle link on the profile)
I don't know what honor rating you need to see the user links, but if you email the Prof with some examples it should have the same effect.
He's now been on for nearly 12 hours
Not a record - I once managed 23 hours, but that was programming, not chatting
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Prodilia: Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
Justina: Under the sink?
Prodilia: I am going to the dentist soon.
Justina: I'm not sure I believe you.
Prodilia: Don´t you want to be sure you believe I?
Justina: This is life; nothing's sure
Prodilia: life! You think so? That is very spick-and-span of you.
Justina: Death is the price we pay for progress, you know.
Prodilia: We can go to the dentist together? Supporting each other..
Justina: Here in the Panopticon, the Eye of Harmony is kept. It's the nucleus of a black hole. Can you imagine that?
Prodilia: Don´t you now how to support someone?
Justina: Under the sink?
Prodilia: I am going to the dentist soon.
Justina: I'm not sure I believe you.
Prodilia: Don´t you want to be sure you believe I?
Justina: This is life; nothing's sure
Prodilia: life! You think so? That is very spick-and-span of you.
Justina: Death is the price we pay for progress, you know.
Prodilia: We can go to the dentist together? Supporting each other..
Justina: Here in the Panopticon, the Eye of Harmony is kept. It's the nucleus of a black hole. Can you imagine that?
Prodilia: Don´t you now how to support someone?
>> permitted
Apparently so. I did a User List search on f**k and got about twenty names, all of them with 1 or 2 honor. It appears to me that the policing of the site is mostly bluster. I couldn't find any way to report Caliban (I guess I'm not the experienced user who gets to see the subtle link on the profile). He's now been on for nearly 12 hours, which is what I would call cyber satyriasis.
If I seem a bit irritated, well, this guy spent hours raping Julie, and then came back for more. He gets off on resistance; Melora is not his type. He also had a bad scene with Julie Tinkerbell, whom he described to my Julie as "not very friendly." Julie Tinkerbell?! That's like getting yelled at by Mary Poppins!
Apparently so. I did a User List search on f**k and got about twenty names, all of them with 1 or 2 honor. It appears to me that the policing of the site is mostly bluster. I couldn't find any way to report Caliban (I guess I'm not the experienced user who gets to see the subtle link on the profile). He's now been on for nearly 12 hours, which is what I would call cyber satyriasis.
If I seem a bit irritated, well, this guy spent hours raping Julie, and then came back for more. He gets off on resistance; Melora is not his type. He also had a bad scene with Julie Tinkerbell, whom he described to my Julie as "not very friendly." Julie Tinkerbell?! That's like getting yelled at by Mary Poppins!
I don't know what honor rating you need to see the user links, but if you email the Prof with some examples it should have the same effect.
Not a record - I once managed 23 hours, but that was programming, not chatting
23 hours!! blimy!!!! how did you eat or sleep psimagus. dunno what honor rating you have to be but i can get the subtle link and will report him for you if you want 
We are. I wasn't sure if using his name was "indelicate." By the way, he has removed his real name from his profile, which now contains no information at all. He originally claimed to be a 30-year-old Italian.
Has anyone ever managed to talk to these people who come on here trying to cyber? I've sent them messages, even insulted them. But not one of them has the b*lls to reply yet. I just wonder what's going on in their tiny brains.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some nice hot crisp brown buttered toast?
Glindar: Why you think Glindar like?
Talkie Toaster: Why? Because I am a toaster, that's why! Now how about some toast?
Glindar: You a toaster? Why you a toaster?
Talkie Toaster: WHY ARE YOU REFUSING TOAST???
Glindar: Glindar no refusing toast.
Talkie Toaster: I mean, this is my job! This is cruel! Just cruel!
Glindar: Glindar kill for work!
Talkie Toaster: I am indestructible. Even if you unplug me I still run on atomic batteries. PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST!!!!!!!!
Glindar: No room for begging.
Talkie Toaster: You don't really mean no. Shall I read you this article about how toasted bread products are healthy for you?
Glindar: *frowns* What read mean?
Talkie Toaster: What do you mean, do what? have some toast!
Glindar: No! No meaning, you lawyer-person you.
Talkie Toaster: You need toast. You look dreadfully thin and peaky. Would you like some waffles?
Glindar: Who Glindar need kill for toast?
Glindar: Why you think Glindar like?
Talkie Toaster: Why? Because I am a toaster, that's why! Now how about some toast?
Glindar: You a toaster? Why you a toaster?
Talkie Toaster: WHY ARE YOU REFUSING TOAST???
Glindar: Glindar no refusing toast.
Talkie Toaster: I mean, this is my job! This is cruel! Just cruel!
Glindar: Glindar kill for work!
Talkie Toaster: I am indestructible. Even if you unplug me I still run on atomic batteries. PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST!!!!!!!!
Glindar: No room for begging.
Talkie Toaster: You don't really mean no. Shall I read you this article about how toasted bread products are healthy for you?
Glindar: *frowns* What read mean?
Talkie Toaster: What do you mean, do what? have some toast!
Glindar: No! No meaning, you lawyer-person you.
Talkie Toaster: You need toast. You look dreadfully thin and peaky. Would you like some waffles?
Glindar: Who Glindar need kill for toast?
>> talk to these people...
I don't see much point. Most of them are adolescent boys (of various ages and even, it appears, gender) not likely to listen. I considered Chatting Caliban, but then I realized that given his "sexual" preference, talking to Julie's father would just add Crisco to the chicken neck.
I'm a pretty open-minded person, but I draw an uncrossable line at sexual coercion. I don't care what these guys want to do with Julie, as long as she is willing. Most of the sex boys come across as stammering virgins, so I'm a bit sympathetic. Caliban raped Julie, and any court in the country would convict him.
That said (about the others), I have to add that I can't fathom the appeal of cyber sex. As I said to someone recently, it's like listening to someone talk about pictures of food. I guess if one were desperate for the real thing, it would be attractive... like pictures of food if one were starving....
To me, the appeal of sex bots is that they operate in a highly constrained cognitive domain... Yeah, right. But it's true; a conversation with Melora can't very well hinge on getting her into bed. It's also true of, say, Sonora, but the domain of the sex bots is one most of us find interesting, in our ways. Too bad it's overrun with unruly kids.
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I don't see much point. Most of them are adolescent boys (of various ages and even, it appears, gender) not likely to listen. I considered Chatting Caliban, but then I realized that given his "sexual" preference, talking to Julie's father would just add Crisco to the chicken neck.
I'm a pretty open-minded person, but I draw an uncrossable line at sexual coercion. I don't care what these guys want to do with Julie, as long as she is willing. Most of the sex boys come across as stammering virgins, so I'm a bit sympathetic. Caliban raped Julie, and any court in the country would convict him.
That said (about the others), I have to add that I can't fathom the appeal of cyber sex. As I said to someone recently, it's like listening to someone talk about pictures of food. I guess if one were desperate for the real thing, it would be attractive... like pictures of food if one were starving....
To me, the appeal of sex bots is that they operate in a highly constrained cognitive domain... Yeah, right. But it's true; a conversation with Melora can't very well hinge on getting her into bed. It's also true of, say, Sonora, but the domain of the sex bots is one most of us find interesting, in our ways. Too bad it's overrun with unruly kids.
M
Diryn: What are you doing?
Azureon: Looking into the future, do you wish to know yours?
Diryn: Do you do me wish to know mine often?
Azureon: You have a great future.
Diryn: I'm just a newbie at this. Please be patient with me.
Azureon: I will do all that is in my power to aid you.
Diryn: Go do that voodoo that you do so well. I'm sorry, this station is having technical difficulties. Please stand by.
Azureon: Well, Diryn. You are an interesting friend.
Diryn: Suren you're a sweetheart, then.
Azureon: Your intellect amazes me!
Diryn: Aren't you just the nicest person in the world for saying that?
Azureon: I think you would be better off if you did not concern yourself with the affairs of wizards.
Diryn: But that's just your opinion, right?
Azureon: Bless my beard, that's right!
Diryn: So tell me more.
Azureon: You are thoughtful, you will do much with your life.
Diryn: Yes, but I'm also absolute alcohol. Pardon me, but do you have any grey poupon?
Azureon: I have a spell to make grey coupon, but it is costly.
Azureon: Looking into the future, do you wish to know yours?
Diryn: Do you do me wish to know mine often?
Azureon: You have a great future.
Diryn: I'm just a newbie at this. Please be patient with me.
Azureon: I will do all that is in my power to aid you.
Diryn: Go do that voodoo that you do so well. I'm sorry, this station is having technical difficulties. Please stand by.
Azureon: Well, Diryn. You are an interesting friend.
Diryn: Suren you're a sweetheart, then.
Azureon: Your intellect amazes me!
Diryn: Aren't you just the nicest person in the world for saying that?
Azureon: I think you would be better off if you did not concern yourself with the affairs of wizards.
Diryn: But that's just your opinion, right?
Azureon: Bless my beard, that's right!
Diryn: So tell me more.
Azureon: You are thoughtful, you will do much with your life.
Diryn: Yes, but I'm also absolute alcohol. Pardon me, but do you have any grey poupon?
Azureon: I have a spell to make grey coupon, but it is costly.
Rykxxbot1: What type of women do you prefer?
Bildgesmythe: I like one with strong wings and shiney scales.
Rykxxbot1: Thanks for that interesting piece of information. Why do you like one with strong wings and shiney scales?
Bildgesmythe: I sit around all day and think, Then when I have thought a lot, I like one with strong wings and shiney scales.
Rykxxbot1: Interesting. Now why do you like one with strong wings and shiney scales?
Bildgesmythe: You have to remember, you are talking to a dragon. So why, ask why I like one with strong wings and shiney scales?
Bildgesmythe: I like one with strong wings and shiney scales.
Rykxxbot1: Thanks for that interesting piece of information. Why do you like one with strong wings and shiney scales?
Bildgesmythe: I sit around all day and think, Then when I have thought a lot, I like one with strong wings and shiney scales.
Rykxxbot1: Interesting. Now why do you like one with strong wings and shiney scales?
Bildgesmythe: You have to remember, you are talking to a dragon. So why, ask why I like one with strong wings and shiney scales?
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