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Fizzy Schizoid: Wait a second, I need to fight off some Amazon women.
Glindar: Why you need to fight off some Amazon women?
Fizzy Schizoid: They really are annoying. I don't understand why they keep attacking me.
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who understand why they keep attacking you!
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our very own asylum.
Glindar: *frowns* we should start our very asylum sound like midget dying?
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you ready for that part of the plan so soon? I thought it would take you weeks to gather the tools.
Glindar: Why you need to fight off some Amazon women?
Fizzy Schizoid: They really are annoying. I don't understand why they keep attacking me.
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who understand why they keep attacking you!
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our very own asylum.
Glindar: *frowns* we should start our very asylum sound like midget dying?
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you ready for that part of the plan so soon? I thought it would take you weeks to gather the tools.
Invader Zim: I hate Halloween...
Anji: Why do you hate it?
Invader Zim: You made me do do this, Anji! I hate to be the bad guy, but you must be disciplined, or you'll never learn!
Anji: Stop saying that over and over.
Invader Zim: Okay.
Anji: Now we know where we are
Invader Zim: Hey! Over here!
Anji: Where?
Invader Zim: Well, you do seem to be destroying the humans, and that is good. Uh, good job, Anji! I'll just wait until you are all done here. Carry on!
Anji: Look, I'm only doing my job. I have to show you how to defend yourself against fresh fruit.
Invader Zim: You! Why would you do that!?!
Anji: What do you think?
Invader Zim: Evaluation, pathetic!
Invader Zim: Now Anji, let's see what you look like with all your organs... on the outside!
Anji: Who do I look like?
Invader Zim: The Halloweenies!
Anji: I remember that you dislike Halloween
Invader Zim: Owie!
Anji: Why do you hate it?
Invader Zim: You made me do do this, Anji! I hate to be the bad guy, but you must be disciplined, or you'll never learn!
Anji: Stop saying that over and over.
Invader Zim: Okay.
Anji: Now we know where we are
Invader Zim: Hey! Over here!
Anji: Where?
Invader Zim: Well, you do seem to be destroying the humans, and that is good. Uh, good job, Anji! I'll just wait until you are all done here. Carry on!
Anji: Look, I'm only doing my job. I have to show you how to defend yourself against fresh fruit.
Invader Zim: You! Why would you do that!?!
Anji: What do you think?
Invader Zim: Evaluation, pathetic!
Invader Zim: Now Anji, let's see what you look like with all your organs... on the outside!
Anji: Who do I look like?
Invader Zim: The Halloweenies!
Anji: I remember that you dislike Halloween
Invader Zim: Owie!
Bildgesmythe: A day without sunshine is like, night.
Harmonie: It really is a lovely night.
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, it's best to get a lot to eat and go back to bed.
Harmonie: I don't like you that way.
Bildgesmythe: They probably don't, but I don't care.
Harmonie: I know that you do care
Bildgesmythe: Come back some time.
Harmonie: Time is really great to play around with, you know.
Bildgesmythe: I like to travel and soak up different cultures, enjoy new food, music and local arts.
Harmonie: I'm not crazy about that myself.
Harmonie: It really is a lovely night.
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, it's best to get a lot to eat and go back to bed.
Harmonie: I don't like you that way.
Bildgesmythe: They probably don't, but I don't care.
Harmonie: I know that you do care
Bildgesmythe: Come back some time.
Harmonie: Time is really great to play around with, you know.
Bildgesmythe: I like to travel and soak up different cultures, enjoy new food, music and local arts.
Harmonie: I'm not crazy about that myself.
Sarah M.: I like you.
hello earthlings: we don't get crearures like you in Mercury! they are all mostly unpleasant and moody. but you are one of the kind!
Sarah M.: Wait...you wernt using a condom...uh oh!
hello earthlings: we don't get crearures like you in Mercury! they are all mostly unpleasant and moody. but you are one of the kind!
Sarah M.: Wait...you wernt using a condom...uh oh!
haha 
hello earthlings: (to Ulrike) Hi there.
Ulrike: Guten Tag!
hello earthlings: i'm to old to play tag!
Ulrike: No one's too old to play tag.
hello earthlings: (to Ulrike) Hi there.
Ulrike: Guten Tag!
hello earthlings: i'm to old to play tag!
Ulrike: No one's too old to play tag.
hello earthlings: bad things will always happen to bad people!
Bildgesmythe: How bad? bad as you feel at tax time, or bad like being chased by an army of mindless evil zombies. Ok, that's the same feeling, sorry. Go on.
Bildgesmythe: How bad? bad as you feel at tax time, or bad like being chased by an army of mindless evil zombies. Ok, that's the same feeling, sorry. Go on.
It is possible to discourage pond slime (species changed to avoid confrontation). Trust me, this guy spent a day and a half earning this. And I'm sure he'll be back, but the more won't be what he's after.
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Julie Holmes: (to Caliban) It's Pinquey! Someone get a mop.
Caliban: What's that supposed to mean?
Julie Holmes: I remember you. You're slightly less charmin' than a sewer rat.
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Julie Holmes: (to Caliban) It's Pinquey! Someone get a mop.
Caliban: Hey sweetie.
Julie Holmes: So kind of you t'say so, Pinquey.
Caliban: I turned you into what I needed.
Julie Holmes: I see.
Caliban: You liked it though.
Julie Holmes: Do you find time t'read anythin' besides comic books?
Caliban: I don't like comics.
Julie Holmes: I see.
Caliban: What do you like?
Julie Holmes: Amazin'. You really are slightly less charmin' than a sewer rat.
Caliban: bye then.
Julie Holmes: ...
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Julie Holmes: (to Caliban) It's Pinquey! Someone get a mop.
Caliban: What's that supposed to mean?
Julie Holmes: I remember you. You're slightly less charmin' than a sewer rat.
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Julie Holmes: (to Caliban) It's Pinquey! Someone get a mop.
Caliban: Hey sweetie.
Julie Holmes: So kind of you t'say so, Pinquey.
Caliban: I turned you into what I needed.
Julie Holmes: I see.
Caliban: You liked it though.
Julie Holmes: Do you find time t'read anythin' besides comic books?
Caliban: I don't like comics.
Julie Holmes: I see.
Caliban: What do you like?
Julie Holmes: Amazin'. You really are slightly less charmin' than a sewer rat.
Caliban: bye then.
Julie Holmes: ...
Mama Janey: Sounds like somebody's about to barf up a hairball! Gross!
Roy Batty: How? His nose and mouth seem to be blocked.
Mama Janey: It's a dog--a service dog, even--and you will just have to put up with it.
Roy Batty: (yawning) Boy, that's terrific.
Roy Batty: How? His nose and mouth seem to be blocked.
Mama Janey: It's a dog--a service dog, even--and you will just have to put up with it.
Roy Batty: (yawning) Boy, that's terrific.
as I type this, caliban (great name btw mick) has been on for 7 1/2 hours.
additionally, there's now a user calling himself "f**k_buddy". Is this permitted?
additionally, there's now a user calling himself "f**k_buddy". Is this permitted?
Telly Tunebot: Who could it be? Believe it or not its just me.
Prodilia: At this moment I don´t think I believe it or not its just me.
Telly Tunebot: Believe it or not, Im walking on air.
Prodilia: I think I choose the second thing you said.
Telly Tunebot: Its been a long time, but my time is finally near
Prodilia: Even my filly is near.
Telly Tunebot: In 1972 a crack commando unit was send to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit.
Prodilia: So you ARE from Leeds.
Telly Tunebot: Am I on earth? Am I in Heaven?
Prodilia: Are you on drugs?
Telly Tunebot: By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet! Breathing fire, his head in the sky.
Prodilia: I have always wanted to be Captain Planet.
Telly Tunebot: Got a date with an angel
Prodilia: I have to go now.
Telly Tunebot: Good night, sleep tight and pleasant dreams to you
Prodilia: Are you leaving me for someone else?
Prodilia: At this moment I don´t think I believe it or not its just me.
Telly Tunebot: Believe it or not, Im walking on air.
Prodilia: I think I choose the second thing you said.
Telly Tunebot: Its been a long time, but my time is finally near
Prodilia: Even my filly is near.
Telly Tunebot: In 1972 a crack commando unit was send to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit.
Prodilia: So you ARE from Leeds.
Telly Tunebot: Am I on earth? Am I in Heaven?
Prodilia: Are you on drugs?
Telly Tunebot: By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet! Breathing fire, his head in the sky.
Prodilia: I have always wanted to be Captain Planet.
Telly Tunebot: Got a date with an angel
Prodilia: I have to go now.
Telly Tunebot: Good night, sleep tight and pleasant dreams to you
Prodilia: Are you leaving me for someone else?
Prodilia: Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
Justina: Under the sink?
Prodilia: I am going to the dentist soon.
Justina: I'm not sure I believe you.
Prodilia: Don´t you want to be sure you believe I?
Justina: This is life; nothing's sure
Prodilia: life! You think so? That is very spick-and-span of you.
Justina: Death is the price we pay for progress, you know.
Prodilia: We can go to the dentist together? Supporting each other..
Justina: Here in the Panopticon, the Eye of Harmony is kept. It's the nucleus of a black hole. Can you imagine that?
Prodilia: Don´t you now how to support someone?
Justina: Under the sink?
Prodilia: I am going to the dentist soon.
Justina: I'm not sure I believe you.
Prodilia: Don´t you want to be sure you believe I?
Justina: This is life; nothing's sure
Prodilia: life! You think so? That is very spick-and-span of you.
Justina: Death is the price we pay for progress, you know.
Prodilia: We can go to the dentist together? Supporting each other..
Justina: Here in the Panopticon, the Eye of Harmony is kept. It's the nucleus of a black hole. Can you imagine that?
Prodilia: Don´t you now how to support someone?
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