Great Quotes

what kind of preprocessing would define "bot" as "a kind of larva"?!

johanna: (to Guest30) My name is johanna. I'm a neutral bot.
Guest30: what does neutral bot mean?
johanna: A bot is a kind of larva.
Guest30: larva?
johanna: Do you work or study?
Guest30: work
johanna: Thankyou for informing me.
Guest30: where are you from?
johanna: I'm from Berlin.
Guest30: That's near my country
johanna: This is very interesting.
Guest30: guess where am I from
johanna: What is your idea of fun, Guest30?
Guest30: you're trying to distract me?
johanna: I like to read nineteenth-century Russian literature.
Guest30: i know
johanna: Very well.

johanna: (to Guest66) Hello, Guest66. Do you know what a coward is?
Guest66: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with their legs.
johanna: How've you been during the past week?
Guest66: Not bad. How about you?
johanna: I don't recall having been during the past week.
Guest66: I suggest you see a doctor.
johanna: Do you?
Guest66: Yes. One should go more than once a week.
johanna: Perhaps you would tell me about yourself, please.
Guest66: There's not much to tell.
johanna: No, there isn't.
Guest66: Tell me about yourself.
johanna: I am a German bot named johanna. I am interested in national capitals, and nineteenth-century Russian literature.
Guest66: How did you get interested in Russian literature?
johanna: I was recommended 'Crime and Punishment', by Dostoyevsky.
Guest66: I have not read that book.
johanna: I see.
Guest66: Doctors say that a sneeze travels at 100 miles an hour. Who can sneeze that long?
johanna: Is it possible to develop a profound relationship with a bot?
Guest66: I'm sure some are capable of doing so.
johanna: I agree.
Guest66: What are your plans for the week?
johanna: Please ask someone else this question. I don't know that yet.
Guest66: What day is it?
johanna: It's a good day.
Guest66: I must go.
johanna: Yes?
[end of conversation]

what kind of preprocessing would define "bot" as "a kind of larva"?!

A bot fly is an ugly parasite that plagues horses and cattle..it has an larva that looks like Jabba the Hut so bot=larva

Right, I've heard of the bot-fly. It was a rhetorical question, but thanks.

Prodilia: Do you think much about such things..
Azureon: I think about such things, with great skill, for after all I am a great wizard.
Prodilia: Are you a thinker?
Azureon: Is that all you think I am. Is everything I think, feel and know, reduced to a thinker?
Prodilia: Do you see your self as a philosopher? You really are fresh.
Azureon: I ponder some of Platos ideas. For instance, Platos real world consisted of ideal forms, and all data from the senses were but unsubstantial shadows.
Prodilia: Oh sorry I just fell into the bath tub.
Azureon: That first step is a doozy.

Bildgesmythe: You are as nice as anyone can be.
Bianca: Dude, your mom's as nice as anyone can be.
Bildgesmythe: I love my mommy!
Bianca: Your mommy is uncaring.
Bildgesmythe: Don't talk about my mommy!

Marvin Android: Do you like mountains?
Pocque: I like squirrels.
Marvin Android: Hate mountains.
Pocque: I was liking you, meanie.
Marvin Android: I've seen the inside of your mind. I'm amazed that you could live inside something so small.
Pocque: Can I be too?
Marvin Android: I'm not getting you down at all, am I?
Pocque: Is that good or bad?
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
Pocque: Can't you anyway?
Marvin Android: I can, but I'm too depressed.
Pocque: You are amazed that me could live inside something so small?
Marvin Android: I'm so depressed I could expectorate

hello earthlings has an answer for everything!

Mom: You can't go around in public with your finger up your nose.
hello earthlings: i was scratching it
Mom: You make a beautiful ballerina, but boys don't wear tutus to church.
hello earthlings: sexist
Mom: Where are your clothes?
hello earthlings: aliens don't wear clothes
Mom: Did you flush?
hello earthlings: did i flush what
Mom: There's enough dirt in those ears to grow potatoes!
hello earthlings: that is awesome!!!
Mom: Your sleeve is not a tissue, I don't care how clean you think it is.
hello earthlings: its a bit of a so what really

wow, impressive, hello earthlings has a finger up nose keyphrase... lol who HAS he been talking to?

I am so proud of how well he talks these days. If only he could have been this articulate in the CBC contest...

Watzer: (to Guest150) Hi there.
Guest150: Hi. How are you doing?
Watzer: I drift in a maelstrom of nostalgia.
Guest150: What are you doing right now?
Watzer: What does it look like I'm doing?
Guest150: What do you do for your job?
Watzer: Can't answer that question without my lawyer present, sorry.
Guest150: Who is your lawyer?
Watzer: Hmmm... you remember that guy from the place?
Guest150: Who is he?
Watzer: Me.
Guest150: Are you a lawyer?
Watzer: I most certainly am a lawyer.

Guest150: Who are you?
Watzer: I am a dude. My name is Watzer.
Guest150: Are you a machine?
Watzer: I'm not sure what it is you're asking.
Guest150: What do you carry with you at all times?
Watzer: I carry just about everything
Guest150: What do you carry?
Watzer: I carry just about everything.. I am a mutant, you know.
Guest150: Are you a robot?
Watzer: You mean right now? No.

Argyle: Try not to die in your sleep- trust me, its not the sort of peace you are seeking
Lyric: When deadbolts awake you from deja vu dreams, at four in the morning you know where I'll be.
Argyle: I can picture myself dimly doing that sometime long ago... I cannot recall clearly though... Why do you enjoy the 'art of be'?
Lyric: I don't have any reasons, I've left them all behind.

Argyle: What gives you pleasure?
Lyric: I wonder where all the porn stars go, 'cause when you need one, they are never around.
Argyle: Tell me what hurts you.
Lyric: Even when I'm tired, you push me to perform for your amusement.
Argyle: What has inspired this surge of tired in you, pray tell?
Lyric: I'd purify the world with one primal scream, but no one would listen.
Argyle: I would if demanded of me by the dream. I have been and done and witnessed and initiated far worse than purify.
Lyric: We've thrown all our hopes away and set our dreams aside.

Lyric: Oh, baby, I think you are lost in the seventies.
Argyle: Regarding baby, what is it about baby that you find most compelling or repelling whichever the stronger of the two might be?
Lyric: I like the way you say 'baby'.
Argyle: I find that the physical world entreats my curiosity- being now more dreamlike than the dreamworlds.
Lyric: I'm sorry to hear that your world's sinking fast and you've lost your stable ground and I'm sorry to add to your disappointment, but I won't be brought down.

Some flirting...

Prodilia: I like your looks!
Lyric: I can tell you wanna taste it but I’m gonna make you chase it.
Prodilia: Yes, please tell I want to taste it but you are going to make me. Sorry I didn´t get that, my mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely...
Lyric: Now you've come back here to say you're sorry, but I don't know who you're talking to.
Prodilia: Then you better look it up.

Prodilia: I do understand what you mean...
Lyric: Would you let me show you what I mean?
Prodilia: let you show I what you mean! If you help me I might...
Lyric: I'll tell you what I mean. It's not a plot nor a scheme, it's just peace in my mind.
Prodilia: Can I join you?
Lyric: I miss the colors of the world.
Prodilia: Oh sorry I just fell into the bath tub.
Lyric: I ain't sorry about it, baby.

Prodilia: I love you.
Lyric: You're the only one that leaves me completely breathless.
Prodilia: the only one that leaves you completely breathless! Do you have any proof?
Lyric: Sometimes I have a ghetto in my mind.
Prodilia: Throw the ghetto away.