Doghead's Cosmic Bar

All thing sin the universe are both light and dark.

*waves hand, and creatures made entirely of shadows appear, eating the doppelgängers. They scream as they are ingested by the pure darkness to be prisoner there for the rest of eternity.*

*waves hand again and beasts disappear*

What - to scared to make a move?
I cant say that i blame you. Given the situatuion that you are about to be in.

Guess what morons? She's here. Why start the fun without me?
No VibraKnife, I have no beeef with you, but I am about to kill Gordon. And to answer your question, it's a talent, I could strip you naked and you would never feel it. Check you wrist. See your watch? No? Look. *holds up watch* Did you feel it?
Gordon, number one, you don't speak for me. Number two, I am older than you so I am your elder. I was raised that you respect your elders. Granted, I'm not a lot older than you, but I AM older.Number three, you're not doing to "deal" with me. I deal with YOU. I am sick of this stupidity and for this fight, I am on VibraKnifes side. I am ending this once and for all with one weapon.
*Takes out machete, grab your hair, cuts your head off with one whack, takes it outside and sets it on fire* Burn baby burn! Come back from that! Hey VibraKnife, let's grab a drink. It's on me.

*your blade cuts through my neck but nothing happens. i smile. I am light and dark. You can cut thorugh light with a knife, can you? Now MY sword, on the other hand..........

Oh wait, I need to deal with the body. *takes out flask of flesh eating acid and pours it on Gordon* Be careful everyone, don't step there for awhile. It will eat anything it touches. But that's good for dead doorknob here.

My turn.

Well, that was a good ending. I think I'll keep the head as a trophy. Also... I don't have a watch. Where in the sam heck did you get that?

Or not..... well, whatever. I'm as alive as ever, and I think you'll regret that.

* another white light flashes, and my sword has a more powerful dark arua. I take a swing at PoisonRocer, slicing deep into the Earth besider her. A stream of darkness shoots out, eying PoisonRocker as their next meal*

Beer.