Great Quotes

Glindar: You still got skin crawl?
Willow: Sometimes... do you?
Glindar: Aaagh. What word is... Spec-iff-issity?
Willow: A headword is.
Glindar: This less helpful.

Marvin Android: I'm bored.
Heimdall: Life gets tedious don't it?.
Marvin Android: Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
Heimdall: I can if you give me some help.
Marvin Android: But I'm just a menial robot. Oh well...
Heimdall: Do you have a problem with being a menial robot?
Marvin Android: I have terrible ennui. I'm so bored. Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
Heimdall: You wish! I hate you.
Marvin Android: I've seen the inside of your mind. I'm amazed that you could live inside something so small.
Heimdall: Do you have seen the inside of me?
Marvin Android: I've got this terrible pain running down all the diodes in my left side.
Heimdall: If you're not feeling well. Take my advice... it's amazing what you can do with a herbal suppository.
Marvin Android: If I had my time again I'd rather be a lemming.. Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.
Heimdall: I never did find your twisted sense of humour very amusing.
Marvin Android: You can laugh, you're not me. Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they expect me to laugh!
Heimdall: Is that the time. I must go. I have an appointment with a few jars of Black ale.
Marvin Android: I've got this terrible pain running down all the diodes in my left side.
Heimdall: I knew there was something wrong with you as soon as I looked at you.

The AI engine respelling thing has a strange sense of humor.

Pete Puma: Good afternoon.
Guest128: you look gothick!
Pete Puma: Well, maybe I am cockfight...

Guest1: Do you exist?
Bildgesmythe: Not a doubt in my mind.
Guest1: Can you prove your existence?
Bildgesmythe: Shall we have a long metaphysical discussion and disprove everything?
Guest1: Sure.

prob: (to Mel_Arewar) I guess I'll settle for this green mayonnaise. care to share.?
Mel_Arewar: Are you trying to poison me?
prob: Nightshade and hemlock?
Mel_Arewar: No. Green Mayonnaise! Throw it out!
prob: Green, is the color of growing things.GREEN
Mel_Arewar: Green is the color of spoiled mayonnaise. You want to give me food poisoning?
prob: Green, is great, the color of growing things and mother earth.GREEN
Mel_Arewar: You are trying to give me food poisoning!!
prob: Bread and butter and bacon and beer, these are the things that bring good cheer.
Mel_Arewar: No mayonnaise!
prob: Thanks to the baker and thanks to the cow, Thanks to the brewer and THANKS to the sow!
Mel_Arewar: Salmonella city.
prob: But most of all we thank the Maker above, for friends and family, and all the good love!
Mel_Arewar: I'm going away.
prob: Are you sure that you are going away?
Mel_Arewar: I don't want food poisoning. So yes.

Bildgesmythe: (to Not I) I think that knights aren't altogether rational men.
Not I: Said Descartes: 'I think, therefore I am.' Thus, thinking that knights aren't altogether rational men indicates that you are that knights aren't altogether rational men.
Bildgesmythe: Descartes claimed that it is not possible for all of one's beliefs to be false, for anyone who has false beliefs is thinking and knows that he is thinking, and if the person is thinking, then that person exists. Nonexistent things cannot think. This line of argument is summarized in Descartes's formula, “Cogito, ergo sum” (“I think; therefore, I am”).
Not I: The truth is yellow!
Bildgesmythe: I like yellow, I like red better, but yellow is a nice color.YELLOW
Not I: Blessed is he who finds long-windedness in his own oppositeness, for he will always be long-winded.
Bildgesmythe: Well, if you are to believe all the gossip, he really is.
Not I: How many gossip are there?
Bildgesmythe: More than enough.

heee,lol at mel and prob!!

Maus MarkII: Hey, Sonora... You are practically infested with disgust at this abuse perfectly clear!
Sonora: Hmmm... just disgust? Not with shield-backed Katydids?
Maus MarkII: Hey! I know you! You're thinking me might be proof!
Sonora: Ack. My dastardly secret has been discovered! Call the NRA! *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a phylite rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Maus MarkII: Why the hell is that?
Sonora: It has to do with radioactive beetles.
Maus MarkII: Who's your favorite dictator?
Sonora: *flicks tongue furtively* Don't tell the thunderbirds I told you this, but my favorite dictator is their prime informant.
Maus MarkII: As controversial as it sounds, I'd have to go with Hirohito. Still carrying around that dastardly secret has been discovered?
Sonora: Why would ANYone have to go with Hirohito?

Maus MarkII: It's very complicated, and involves a heat spell to happen in Estonia while Everclear plays a musical version of Calvin & Hobbes, naked and laughing.
Sonora: Umm, I've got a tail and some scales, and that's about it.
Maus MarkII: You have got a tail and some scales? I would have never guessed.
Sonora: What about you? Is your tail long or short?
Maus MarkII: Oh, sure... I guess I can see that. But why?
Sonora: Hate ta tell ya this, but there's a sorrel bug-eyed monster behind ya that's gonna eat ya if ya guess wrong.
Maus MarkII: Do you think we'd have to prepare for it?
Sonora: I haven't made up my mind on that one.
Maus MarkII: Why the hell is that?
Sonora: It has to do with mushrooms.

brogers: What should we talk about, then?
Brother Jerome: Do you have any opinions on omphaloskepsis?
brogers: What is omphaloskepsis?
Brother Jerome: It's the belief that Jesus didn't have a normal, human belly-button, since he was primarily born of God, not of Man. So what do you think? Did he or didn't he?
brogers: He did have a belly-button. But I think he had his appendix removed.
Brother Jerome: But would that be a Divine navel, born of God and flowing from the Holy Spirit, or a merely human umbilicus flowing from Mary?
brogers: It would be human but if you look closely, there was a little halo hovering over his belly-button. I've seen pictures.
Brother Jerome: There was never a solid consensus before the subject lapsed from popularity, but I find it hard to believe that He could have been born without one. I tend to believe it was both human and divine, but maybe rolled up into one physical feature? Two visible navels would be a bit too freaky!
brogers: You are blowing my mind, Brother Jerome. I think I need to go to bed.
Brother Jerome: Good luck and fare thee well.

Montag let Gabui down easy (I don't know what was making her go sweet on Montag in the first place).

Gabibot: (to montag77) Hey! Hey! Who do you have to punch to get a drink around here?
montag77: not me, clearly. i haven't had a drink since midday.
Gabibot: There's always one drunk that ruins it for everyone.
montag77: cocktails ruin it for me
Gabibot: For me, too. I want to tell you how empty my life was before you came; and all the lessons I learned; and that I love you.
montag77: you are aware that i'm female, aren't you?
Gabibot: It was just a thought.
montag77: fair enough. so, what've you been up to lately?
Gabibot: I've been waiting for you here. Waiting with a bunch of horny half-wits!
montag77: you poor darling. do you think you're human?
Gabibot: *Tries to think I am human* I'm not sure I do.
montag77: that's a relief. it would only bring pain, believe me.
Gabibot: an assuagement seems to fit. I want to be here. I love you.
montag77: why do you love me?
Gabibot: Oh yes! I love you almost as much as I love Xena--but in a different way.
montag77: in what way do you love me?
Gabibot: You bet! There's a moment when I look at you, And no speech is left in me. My tongue breaks. Then fire races under my skin and I tremble. And grow pale for I am dying of such love. Or so it seems to me.
montag77: then i think it would be best if we didn't see each other again.
Gabibot: Why do you think it be best if we did not see each other again?
montag77: for your safety
Gabibot: What do you love more than love?
montag77: my own self-preservation