Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Alright then, try this on for size.
*pulls out button and presses it. Daggers turn to fly towards Gordon*

*sticks hand out, and waves it sideways. Daggers change direction and start flying towards VibraKnife*

Hah. Nice try.
*Daggers pass through VibraKnife harmlessly.*
Now THAT tickles.
*presses button once more. Daggers turn to Gordon again*

*outs hand out, and daggers stop in mid air*

Well, when manual override is needed, why the heck not?
*Flips over button, revealing a joystick. Vibraknife pushes forward on the joystick, and the daggers continue to fly forward. One lodges itself into Gordon's shoulder while the others pass by his head.*

*grabs blade out of shoulder. With a flash of light, it turns into a sword. The sword's guard strongly resembles a crescent moon, bent back over my hand. Its grip is formed like a squid with its tentacles extended*

You just ruined my jacket. That didn't hurt. But THIS is gonna hurt as you much more. I didn't want to do this until Poison Rocker was here, but I'll deal with her later.

*Draws out blade*

Come at me, bro.

*A light flashes. When it dies down, the blade has grown to about 6 feet long, with a dark aura surrounding it. The wielders body has changed as well. The left half of his body is made completely of light, while the left side is made completely made of dark. Both parts swirl and give off powerfull auras, almost as if competing for dominance. The wings are different though - they are made of black, with white dots that resemble stars scattered in them*

Archangels have to have a solid core. The light is made to contain it, but we all have it in us. When you get to my level though, you learn to harness it. Use it. And fight with it. I am the only archangel or angel that has been able to harness both. I am the living incarnation of light and dark. I am EVERYTHING.

I advise stopping. Before its to late.

I would say the same to you.
*VibraKnife appears at multiple points around the room.*
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