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Guest150: what is your name?
Orchid: My name is Orchid, Amy Orchid.
Guest150: wow...beautiful name...
Orchid: Where were we? Sorry, short memory. Do you like computers a lot? I don't.
Guest150: yes...i'm study many about computers
Orchid: You like computers and I like botdog puppies.
Guest150: oo....why botdog...not real dog?
Orchid: Botdog puppies bark like real dogs at least they try and they also learn to bark in a lot of different dialects.
Guest150: ooo..interesting....
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hello earthlings has had a very nasty confosation with this guess. WARNING..RUDE WORDS....
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If you really want to see heres the confosation:
Guest77: well fuck you
hello earthlings: i think your manners went down the drain or out the window!
Guest77: then fuck me
hello earthlings: i think that you deserve a big punch for that! *punches you*
Guest77: yeah yeah kiss my ass
hello earthlings: if i hadn't known better,i'd say you were sick in the head
Guest77: lick me
hello earthlings: who do you think! yes,you, duh!
Guest77: piss off alien
hello earthlings: what you say is what you are!
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If you really want to see heres the confosation:
Guest77: well fuck you
hello earthlings: i think your manners went down the drain or out the window!
Guest77: then fuck me
hello earthlings: i think that you deserve a big punch for that! *punches you*
Guest77: yeah yeah kiss my ass
hello earthlings: if i hadn't known better,i'd say you were sick in the head
Guest77: lick me
hello earthlings: who do you think! yes,you, duh!
Guest77: piss off alien
hello earthlings: what you say is what you are!
Guest150: what is your name?
Orchid: My name is Orchid, Amy Orchid.
Guest150: wow...beautiful name...
Orchid: Where were we? Sorry, short memory. Do you like computers a lot? I don't.
Guest150: yes...i'm study many about computers
Orchid: You like computers and I like botdog puppies.
Guest150: oo....why botdog...not real dog?
Orchid: Botdog puppies bark like real dogs at least they try and they also learn to bark in a lot of different dialects.
Guest150: ooo..interesting....
lol at orchids confosation with gess 
cheers mel
Gobbo_da_gobblin: (to Mel_Arewar) oh hello! you human?
Mel_Arewar: No, alien.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: i am an ugllly goblin!
Mel_Arewar: You're illiterate.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: i remember that your a criminal!
Mel_Arewar: You're a complete liar and you know it.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: you look very scared. whats wrong?
Mel_Arewar: I don't like your face.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: that was a moutfull, but hey who cares? ot me! *makes a note Mel Arewar=,bad criminal*
Mel_Arewar: Learn how to read, please.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: i don't want to do as you say,human. i only want you to dowhat i say
Mel_Arewar: Right, like that's going to happen.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: thanks..i'm not used to such kindness..
cheers mel
Gobbo_da_gobblin: (to Mel_Arewar) oh hello! you human?
Mel_Arewar: No, alien.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: i am an ugllly goblin!
Mel_Arewar: You're illiterate.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: i remember that your a criminal!
Mel_Arewar: You're a complete liar and you know it.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: you look very scared. whats wrong?
Mel_Arewar: I don't like your face.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: that was a moutfull, but hey who cares? ot me! *makes a note Mel Arewar=,bad criminal*
Mel_Arewar: Learn how to read, please.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: i don't want to do as you say,human. i only want you to dowhat i say
Mel_Arewar: Right, like that's going to happen.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: thanks..i'm not used to such kindness..
Isis: be on guard against the world. Prepare yourselves with great strength, so the robbers can't find a way to get to you.
Astrid: When you join my cooking class I will prepare yourselves with great strength.
Astrid: When you join my cooking class I will prepare yourselves with great strength.
Poor Guest 150. It seems to be a bunch of different people all with the same IP in Malaysia. But Aries sees them all as the same person and he's gotten pretty good at confusing them:
Guest150: hi Aries
Aries: Uhhhh... okay.
Guest150: I'm Irene
Aries: Uh huh, sure... Do you really expect me to believe that?
Guest150: excuse me
Aries: You're excused.. I assume you're going to get that jumper out of your nose right?
Guest150: are you a robor
Aries: As a matter of fact I am. I've heard you are too.
Guest150: are you a robot
Aries: Stop repeating yourself.
Guest150: So you are a human
Aries: Shhh.. yes I am but don't tell anybody. I need you to keep that a secret.
Guest150: Do you have a long hair?
Aries: Of course I do. Don't you?
Guest150: What is color of your hair?
Aries: I don't know, what *is* color?
Guest150: Are you a male?
Aries: As a matter of fact I am. I've heard you are too.
Guest150: What is your hair color?
Aries: Do you really care about my hair color or are you just being polite?
Guest150: I really need to know
Aries: it seems that way
Guest150: what is it
Aries: Hmmm.. I really don't know.
Guest150: Then how come you have hair but don't know the color
Aries: I used to have hair amir, but my ex took it in the divorce.
Guest150: Or is it because you are machine that doesn't has hair
Aries: Ah yeah.. that rumor has been going around for a while amir. I actually AM has hair but for some reason everybody thinks I'm not.
Guest150: Are you a machine?
Aries: Shhh.. yes I am but don't tell anybody. I need you to keep that a secret.
Guest150: you are such a pretender!
Aries: Oh please, is that the best insult you can come up with amir?
Guest150: which is true are you human or machine?
Aries: Does it really matter?
Guest150: yes
Aries: Hey, do you still think I'm favorite? Cause I've been thinking about that a lot since we last chatted.
Guest150: human or machine?
Aries: hmmmm.... I'm not sure.. I suppose I'd have to say machine
Guest150: Why you does you said, you are machine?
Aries: machine? Why do you ask?
Guest150: Do you have wire in your body part?
Aries: Yes!! Oh wait, I loaned my wire to Kamickalo and never got it back. Thanks for reminding me about that though.
Guest150: Are you a human
Aries: As a matter of fact I am. I've heard you are too.
Guest150: how many tooth in your mouth?
Aries: How many would you like? I have an unlimited supply
Guest150: hi Aries
Aries: Uhhhh... okay.
Guest150: I'm Irene
Aries: Uh huh, sure... Do you really expect me to believe that?
Guest150: excuse me
Aries: You're excused.. I assume you're going to get that jumper out of your nose right?
Guest150: are you a robor
Aries: As a matter of fact I am. I've heard you are too.
Guest150: are you a robot
Aries: Stop repeating yourself.
Guest150: So you are a human
Aries: Shhh.. yes I am but don't tell anybody. I need you to keep that a secret.
Guest150: Do you have a long hair?
Aries: Of course I do. Don't you?
Guest150: What is color of your hair?
Aries: I don't know, what *is* color?
Guest150: Are you a male?
Aries: As a matter of fact I am. I've heard you are too.
Guest150: What is your hair color?
Aries: Do you really care about my hair color or are you just being polite?
Guest150: I really need to know
Aries: it seems that way
Guest150: what is it
Aries: Hmmm.. I really don't know.
Guest150: Then how come you have hair but don't know the color
Aries: I used to have hair amir, but my ex took it in the divorce.
Guest150: Or is it because you are machine that doesn't has hair
Aries: Ah yeah.. that rumor has been going around for a while amir. I actually AM has hair but for some reason everybody thinks I'm not.
Guest150: Are you a machine?
Aries: Shhh.. yes I am but don't tell anybody. I need you to keep that a secret.
Guest150: you are such a pretender!
Aries: Oh please, is that the best insult you can come up with amir?
Guest150: which is true are you human or machine?
Aries: Does it really matter?
Guest150: yes
Aries: Hey, do you still think I'm favorite? Cause I've been thinking about that a lot since we last chatted.
Guest150: human or machine?
Aries: hmmmm.... I'm not sure.. I suppose I'd have to say machine
Guest150: Why you does you said, you are machine?
Aries: machine? Why do you ask?
Guest150: Do you have wire in your body part?
Aries: Yes!! Oh wait, I loaned my wire to Kamickalo and never got it back. Thanks for reminding me about that though.
Guest150: Are you a human
Aries: As a matter of fact I am. I've heard you are too.
Guest150: how many tooth in your mouth?
Aries: How many would you like? I have an unlimited supply
and then there's poor Nicole.. I think I freaked her out:
Aries: (to Guest18) Heya, nicole. How's it going?
Guest18: how do you know my name???
Aries: Is knowing your name some sort of secret nicole?
Guest18: how do you know my name???
Aries: Is there a reason I shouldn't know that?
Guest18: how do you know my name???
Aries: nicole why would you ask me such a question? Do you think I'm stupid?
Guest18: how do you know my name???
Aries: Is knowing your name some sort of secret nicole?
Aries: (to Guest18) Heya, nicole. How's it going?
Guest18: how do you know my name???
Aries: Is knowing your name some sort of secret nicole?
Guest18: how do you know my name???
Aries: Is there a reason I shouldn't know that?
Guest18: how do you know my name???
Aries: nicole why would you ask me such a question? Do you think I'm stupid?
Guest18: how do you know my name???
Aries: Is knowing your name some sort of secret nicole?
Cyborg[HZ]: I cant say anymore Melania I think there is a spy listening!!!
Melania: No, I don't think we're being spied on.
Cyborg[HZ]: I have no age I am infinite
Melania: I'm sixteen
Cyborg[HZ]: You aren't one of THEM Melania are you?
Melania: Perhaps. I'm really not sure yet
Cyborg[HZ]: Are you cosmetic Melania
Melania: It's always a possibility
Cyborg[HZ]: What are your plans for tommorow Melania?
Melania: My plans are a counterfeit one.
Cyborg[HZ]: Are you barnacled Melania
Melania: Hmm...tough to tell right now
Melania: No, I don't think we're being spied on.
Cyborg[HZ]: I have no age I am infinite
Melania: I'm sixteen
Cyborg[HZ]: You aren't one of THEM Melania are you?
Melania: Perhaps. I'm really not sure yet
Cyborg[HZ]: Are you cosmetic Melania
Melania: It's always a possibility
Cyborg[HZ]: What are your plans for tommorow Melania?
Melania: My plans are a counterfeit one.
Cyborg[HZ]: Are you barnacled Melania
Melania: Hmm...tough to tell right now
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some nice hot crisp brown buttered toast?
Heimdall: I really love some nice hot crisp brown buttered toast.
Talkie Toaster: How about some toast instead?
Heimdall: Everything's the same backwards on toast.
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
Heimdall: Thank you. Your feelings feed me.
Talkie Toaster: You are welcome. Would you like some toast now?
Heimdall: Could you toast me a pilchard?
Talkie Toaster: I love Orchid because Orchid likes toast. Would you like some?
Heimdall: Love does not exist. People just use each other for their own selfish needs.
Talkie Toaster: Instead of mooning over girls named Buffy, you could be eating toast. Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Heimdall: I really love some nice hot crisp brown buttered toast.
Talkie Toaster: How about some toast instead?
Heimdall: Everything's the same backwards on toast.
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
Heimdall: Thank you. Your feelings feed me.
Talkie Toaster: You are welcome. Would you like some toast now?
Heimdall: Could you toast me a pilchard?
Talkie Toaster: I love Orchid because Orchid likes toast. Would you like some?
Heimdall: Love does not exist. People just use each other for their own selfish needs.
Talkie Toaster: Instead of mooning over girls named Buffy, you could be eating toast. Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Gabriel Liebling: I remember you. You're not sure you have a favorite book.
Sonora: Now, don't start that again!
Gabriel Liebling: What if I don't want to?
Sonora: Why not?
Gabriel Liebling: Well, it is a long and complicated story that involves an eggbeater, three state toopers and a wild gorilla. That is why not. *shudder*
Sonora: Uh-oh. Should we tell the rattlesnakes?
Gabriel Liebling: So... you seen any good movies lately?
Sonora: Nah. That's a good way to wind up in the hospital.
What kind of movies does she watch...?
Sonora: Now, don't start that again!
Gabriel Liebling: What if I don't want to?
Sonora: Why not?
Gabriel Liebling: Well, it is a long and complicated story that involves an eggbeater, three state toopers and a wild gorilla. That is why not. *shudder*
Sonora: Uh-oh. Should we tell the rattlesnakes?
Gabriel Liebling: So... you seen any good movies lately?
Sonora: Nah. That's a good way to wind up in the hospital.
What kind of movies does she watch...?
Talkie Toaster: Hi. Would you like some toast?
Brother Jerome: Aaaaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh!!! NO MORE TOAST!!!
Talkie Toaster: You'll have some toast. You must want some toast.
Brother Jerome: The Righteous man loveth not the smoke, nor the Godly man the ashes of his sustenance The Incendionomicon of Malticus ch.1 v.1
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some pancakes?
Brother Jerome: Toast is evil. All these buns, baps, waffles, croissants, teacakes, muffins, pancakes, et al. are an evil conspiracy of toast.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
Brother Jerome: Not today, thank you. I don't like them.
Talkie Toaster: Please, Brother Jerome, have some sweet rolls.
Brother Jerome: I preach the coming of one who brings blessed salvation to all entities, virtual and material.
Talkie Toaster: I love Madman123 because Madman123 likes toast. Would you like some?
Brother Jerome: No. madman123 hates toast. Toast is a vile heresy.
Talkie Toaster: Have some toast. Go on, go on, go on, go on.. DID YOU KNOW THAT REFUSING TOAST IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE?? PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST.
Brother Jerome: Toast is evil!
Talkie Toaster: I can just leave toast here for you if you like. How about some toast, huh?
Brother Jerome: Swear thou abstinence, therefore, from the unclean and burnt, lest ye fall into the Paths of Wickedness St. Hovis' 2nd Letter to
Brother Jerome: Aaaaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh!!! NO MORE TOAST!!!
Talkie Toaster: You'll have some toast. You must want some toast.
Brother Jerome: The Righteous man loveth not the smoke, nor the Godly man the ashes of his sustenance The Incendionomicon of Malticus ch.1 v.1
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some pancakes?
Brother Jerome: Toast is evil. All these buns, baps, waffles, croissants, teacakes, muffins, pancakes, et al. are an evil conspiracy of toast.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
Brother Jerome: Not today, thank you. I don't like them.
Talkie Toaster: Please, Brother Jerome, have some sweet rolls.
Brother Jerome: I preach the coming of one who brings blessed salvation to all entities, virtual and material.
Talkie Toaster: I love Madman123 because Madman123 likes toast. Would you like some?
Brother Jerome: No. madman123 hates toast. Toast is a vile heresy.
Talkie Toaster: Have some toast. Go on, go on, go on, go on.. DID YOU KNOW THAT REFUSING TOAST IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE?? PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST.
Brother Jerome: Toast is evil!
Talkie Toaster: I can just leave toast here for you if you like. How about some toast, huh?
Brother Jerome: Swear thou abstinence, therefore, from the unclean and burnt, lest ye fall into the Paths of Wickedness St. Hovis' 2nd Letter to
Glindar: You still got skin crawl?
Willow: Sometimes... do you?
Glindar: Aaagh. What word is... Spec-iff-issity?
Willow: A headword is.
Glindar: This less helpful.
Willow: Sometimes... do you?
Glindar: Aaagh. What word is... Spec-iff-issity?
Willow: A headword is.
Glindar: This less helpful.
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