Doghead's Cosmic Bar

And let me tell you.

We are much scarier then you think

Hey, why run up to you when I have plenty of things to hit you with from back here?
*flicks out daggers dripping with poison*
Have fun.
*begins to toss daggers one after another*

Your not even gonna wait for the lady?
No fun. Your not gonna be around long enough to fight us bith

*sidesteps poison daggers easily*

The only thing about you that's scary is your lack of wits. Traps have been laid for quite some time. Heck, I could pull one over on both of you.

Alright then, try this on for size.
*pulls out button and presses it. Daggers turn to fly towards Gordon*

*sticks hand out, and waves it sideways. Daggers change direction and start flying towards VibraKnife*

Hah. Nice try.
*Daggers pass through VibraKnife harmlessly.*
Now THAT tickles.
*presses button once more. Daggers turn to Gordon again*

*outs hand out, and daggers stop in mid air*

Well, when manual override is needed, why the heck not?
*Flips over button, revealing a joystick. Vibraknife pushes forward on the joystick, and the daggers continue to fly forward. One lodges itself into Gordon's shoulder while the others pass by his head.*

*grabs blade out of shoulder. With a flash of light, it turns into a sword. The sword's guard strongly resembles a crescent moon, bent back over my hand. Its grip is formed like a squid with its tentacles extended*

You just ruined my jacket. That didn't hurt. But THIS is gonna hurt as you much more. I didn't want to do this until Poison Rocker was here, but I'll deal with her later.

*Draws out blade*