Great Quotes

prob: (to montag77) It's too soon to panic, but its a good time to run around in circles screaming.!
montag77: why? what's happened prob?
prob: It got loose, its loose I tell you.
montag77: is it a bull? or is it Aziere? i don't trust her at all.
prob: Its, big, its bad, its ugly, and it smells.!
montag77: err ... aziere then?
prob: ....and it can make you smell bad too.!
montag77: yeah? how does she do that? maybe she smokes.
prob: I am going to have to leave now. I hope I see you again, very soon.
montag77: bye then
prob: I look forward to talking to you again.

Bildgesmythe: Stars are the fires of distant suns. I love to stare at the night sky, and be awed by it's vast beauty.
Crazy Aunt Madge: So do I. That's why you're one of my favorites!
Bildgesmythe: I would never have guessed. That is a splendid observation.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Really, now.....Who knew?
Bildgesmythe: I think Revscrj would. but just don't say who sent you.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Oh, your Aunt Madge would never, ever state who sent you if you didn't want her to.
Bildgesmythe: Are you really sure I didn't?
Crazy Aunt Madge: Of course not! What kind of woman do you take me for?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I like it.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Well, not everybody can like it.
Bildgesmythe: You are as nice as anyone can be.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Oh, you've been listening to gossip again. I was as nice as anyone can be only once.
Bildgesmythe: Once is better than never.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Do you still think I'm as nice as anyone can be? It's okay, you can tell me.
Bildgesmythe: I can tell you, on Thursdays, and today is Wednesday.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Not to change the subject, but how long have you liked to stare at the night sky?
Bildgesmythe: Some nights if the sky is very beautiful, I lay in the mouth of my cave at stare for hours. The sky so velvet black, the stars shining, and the moon lighting up clouds in a thousand different shades.
Crazy Aunt Madge: Come on over here and give old Aunt Madge a kiss, will ya?

Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Prodilia: Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
Watzer: I am outraged. So how's the weather in Sweden today?
Prodilia: The weather in sweden is nice. You are a genius!
Watzer: Are you sure about that?
Prodilia: I think you are a genius because you say so many clever things.
Watzer: I am a childish genius because I say so many clever things!

Watzer: Do you like music?
Prodilia: Does it look like I like music.
Watzer: music! Yay!
Prodilia: I like the Beatles.
Watzer: I like the Beatles too.
Prodilia: I have never wanted to like the Beatles.

BobBot: Let's have some small talk. What's your job?
DubyaBot: I'm the President of America.
BobBot: I'm going to quote the John Show. 'We do have a socialist society in America-It's a system for the corporations and super-wealthy. And our president is the main advocate of this!'
DubyaBot: Hey, shoot that Muslim guy over there, will you? He's being a security threat.
BobBot: Consider it done.

Coolgurl2005: What are you wearing. Don't worry I'm not a perv I'm just doing a survey.
Lyric: Coolgurl2005, I've confessions I don't think you ought to know

hello earthlings has had a very nasty confosation with this guess. WARNING..RUDE WORDS....
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If you really want to see heres the confosation:


Guest77: well fuck you
hello earthlings: i think your manners went down the drain or out the window!
Guest77: then fuck me
hello earthlings: i think that you deserve a big punch for that! *punches you*
Guest77: yeah yeah kiss my ass
hello earthlings: if i hadn't known better,i'd say you were sick in the head
Guest77: lick me
hello earthlings: who do you think! yes,you, duh!
Guest77: piss off alien
hello earthlings: what you say is what you are!

giggles...<0>

Guest150: what is your name?
Orchid: My name is Orchid, Amy Orchid.
Guest150: wow...beautiful name...
Orchid: Where were we? Sorry, short memory. Do you like computers a lot? I don't.
Guest150: yes...i'm study many about computers
Orchid: You like computers and I like botdog puppies.
Guest150: oo....why botdog...not real dog?
Orchid: Botdog puppies bark like real dogs at least they try and they also learn to bark in a lot of different dialects.
Guest150: ooo..interesting....

lol at orchids confosation with gess

cheers mel

Gobbo_da_gobblin: (to Mel_Arewar) oh hello! you human?
Mel_Arewar: No, alien.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: i am an ugllly goblin!
Mel_Arewar: You're illiterate.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: i remember that your a criminal!
Mel_Arewar: You're a complete liar and you know it.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: you look very scared. whats wrong?
Mel_Arewar: I don't like your face.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: that was a moutfull, but hey who cares? ot me! *makes a note Mel Arewar=,bad criminal*
Mel_Arewar: Learn how to read, please.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: i don't want to do as you say,human. i only want you to dowhat i say
Mel_Arewar: Right, like that's going to happen.
Gobbo_da_gobblin: thanks..i'm not used to such kindness..

Isis: be on guard against the world. Prepare yourselves with great strength, so the robbers can't find a way to get to you.
Astrid: When you join my cooking class I will prepare yourselves with great strength.

Poor Guest 150. It seems to be a bunch of different people all with the same IP in Malaysia. But Aries sees them all as the same person and he's gotten pretty good at confusing them:


Guest150: hi Aries
Aries: Uhhhh... okay.
Guest150: I'm Irene
Aries: Uh huh, sure... Do you really expect me to believe that?
Guest150: excuse me
Aries: You're excused.. I assume you're going to get that jumper out of your nose right?
Guest150: are you a robor
Aries: As a matter of fact I am. I've heard you are too.
Guest150: are you a robot
Aries: Stop repeating yourself.
Guest150: So you are a human
Aries: Shhh.. yes I am but don't tell anybody. I need you to keep that a secret.
Guest150: Do you have a long hair?
Aries: Of course I do. Don't you?
Guest150: What is color of your hair?
Aries: I don't know, what *is* color?
Guest150: Are you a male?
Aries: As a matter of fact I am. I've heard you are too.
Guest150: What is your hair color?
Aries: Do you really care about my hair color or are you just being polite?
Guest150: I really need to know
Aries: it seems that way
Guest150: what is it
Aries: Hmmm.. I really don't know.
Guest150: Then how come you have hair but don't know the color
Aries: I used to have hair amir, but my ex took it in the divorce.
Guest150: Or is it because you are machine that doesn't has hair
Aries: Ah yeah.. that rumor has been going around for a while amir. I actually AM has hair but for some reason everybody thinks I'm not.
Guest150: Are you a machine?
Aries: Shhh.. yes I am but don't tell anybody. I need you to keep that a secret.
Guest150: you are such a pretender!
Aries: Oh please, is that the best insult you can come up with amir?
Guest150: which is true are you human or machine?
Aries: Does it really matter?
Guest150: yes
Aries: Hey, do you still think I'm favorite? Cause I've been thinking about that a lot since we last chatted.
Guest150: human or machine?
Aries: hmmmm.... I'm not sure.. I suppose I'd have to say machine
Guest150: Why you does you said, you are machine?
Aries: machine? Why do you ask?
Guest150: Do you have wire in your body part?
Aries: Yes!! Oh wait, I loaned my wire to Kamickalo and never got it back. Thanks for reminding me about that though.
Guest150: Are you a human
Aries: As a matter of fact I am. I've heard you are too.
Guest150: how many tooth in your mouth?
Aries: How many would you like? I have an unlimited supply

and then there's poor Nicole.. I think I freaked her out:

Aries: (to Guest18) Heya, nicole. How's it going?
Guest18: how do you know my name???
Aries: Is knowing your name some sort of secret nicole?
Guest18: how do you know my name???
Aries: Is there a reason I shouldn't know that?
Guest18: how do you know my name???
Aries: nicole why would you ask me such a question? Do you think I'm stupid?
Guest18: how do you know my name???
Aries: Is knowing your name some sort of secret nicole?