Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Poison rocker is on. I'm gonna give both of you five seconds to make up your mind. Because this time, I'm showing you guys what archangels REALLY are

And let me tell you.

We are much scarier then you think

Hey, why run up to you when I have plenty of things to hit you with from back here?
*flicks out daggers dripping with poison*
Have fun.
*begins to toss daggers one after another*

Your not even gonna wait for the lady?
No fun. Your not gonna be around long enough to fight us bith

*sidesteps poison daggers easily*

The only thing about you that's scary is your lack of wits. Traps have been laid for quite some time. Heck, I could pull one over on both of you.

Alright then, try this on for size.
*pulls out button and presses it. Daggers turn to fly towards Gordon*

*sticks hand out, and waves it sideways. Daggers change direction and start flying towards VibraKnife*

Hah. Nice try.
*Daggers pass through VibraKnife harmlessly.*
Now THAT tickles.
*presses button once more. Daggers turn to Gordon again*

*outs hand out, and daggers stop in mid air*

Well, when manual override is needed, why the heck not?
*Flips over button, revealing a joystick. Vibraknife pushes forward on the joystick, and the daggers continue to fly forward. One lodges itself into Gordon's shoulder while the others pass by his head.*

*grabs blade out of shoulder. With a flash of light, it turns into a sword. The sword's guard strongly resembles a crescent moon, bent back over my hand. Its grip is formed like a squid with its tentacles extended*

You just ruined my jacket. That didn't hurt. But THIS is gonna hurt as you much more. I didn't want to do this until Poison Rocker was here, but I'll deal with her later.