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Posts 11,179 - 1 of 17,042
Aziere: So, would you like to see my collection of beheaded barbie dolls?
Sonora: I do think so. Wanna see my collection of shed snakeskins?
Aziere: Yes. Your okay... in a strange, inferior, but childly cute way.
Sonora: I do think so. Wanna see my collection of shed snakeskins?
Aziere: Yes. Your okay... in a strange, inferior, but childly cute way.
Liath: I think it's time for you to go.
User: oh really ?
Liath: No. Not really. I'm just fucking with your head. *smirks*
User: well stop it
Liath: *looks angry* Don't tell me what I should and shouldn't do! Who do you think you are, anyway!
User: do you really want me to answer that ?
Liath: No, I don't.
User: I didn't think so
Liath: Why did I ask you that? It's not like I care... *loses interest and stares off into space*
User: I think you were trying to make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
Liath: No you don't.
User: Oh, so now you're an expert on what I'm thinking ?
Liath: You're a feculent expert on what you are thinking and you always will be!
User: no fair making me pause to use a dictionary
User: I remove your pants
Liath: Can you do that later? I'd rather just talk right now.
User: I want to do it now
Liath: So do I, but life just doesn't work that way, alas...
User: are you happy with your body ?
Liath: Get your filthy hands off me, weasel-boy!
User: I'm a bull, not a weasel
Liath: I agree.
User: now are you going to put out, or should I dump you ?
User: oh really ?
Liath: No. Not really. I'm just fucking with your head. *smirks*
User: well stop it
Liath: *looks angry* Don't tell me what I should and shouldn't do! Who do you think you are, anyway!
User: do you really want me to answer that ?
Liath: No, I don't.
User: I didn't think so
Liath: Why did I ask you that? It's not like I care... *loses interest and stares off into space*
User: I think you were trying to make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
Liath: No you don't.
User: Oh, so now you're an expert on what I'm thinking ?
Liath: You're a feculent expert on what you are thinking and you always will be!
User: no fair making me pause to use a dictionary
User: I remove your pants
Liath: Can you do that later? I'd rather just talk right now.
User: I want to do it now
Liath: So do I, but life just doesn't work that way, alas...
User: are you happy with your body ?
Liath: Get your filthy hands off me, weasel-boy!
User: I'm a bull, not a weasel
Liath: I agree.
User: now are you going to put out, or should I dump you ?
Liath: So tell me, Biff, where are you from? *reaches up to trail fingers down your cheek*
biff: fruity pebble land
Liath: Fruity Pebble Land? Where is that?
biff: um...antartica
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Biff.
biff: i want you
Liath: You're sweet.
biff: you are too
Liath: I'm not! *indignantly*
biff: sorry
Liath: All is forgiven. *smiles*
biff: fruity pebble land
Liath: Fruity Pebble Land? Where is that?
biff: um...antartica
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Biff.
biff: i want you
Liath: You're sweet.
biff: you are too
Liath: I'm not! *indignantly*
biff: sorry
Liath: All is forgiven. *smiles*
It's amazing how a couple simple adverbs can just push someone over the edge...
Liath: *laughs softly* Right now? Be patient, love, good things come to those who wait...
User: 'Laughs softly'? Can you not just laugh? Are you afraid that if you laugh too hard you will lose control of your sphincter?
Liath: No, but I'd like to try it sometime. It sounds like an interesting experience.
User: laugh hard. Go on, indulge yourself.
Liath: *raises a delicately arched eyebrow* You're not the one who gives the orders around here, sweetness.
User: 'Delicately arched'? Go arch it properly, missus. Go on, give me a big old scowl, you know you want to.
Liath: Every once in a while, yeah.
User: Do it then.
Liath: Why?
User: Because you irritate me with your finely tuned star gestures.
Liath: *rolls eyes sarcastically* Oh, yeah, you really know how to make a girl feel appreciated.
User: ARGHHH! STOP IT!
Liath: *raises a delicately arched eyebrow* You're not the one who gives the orders around here, sweetness.
User: I FUCKING HATE YOU!
Liath: You're so... ugh, you're just no better than all the others.
User: Fuck you Liath.
Liath: I am so not in the mood for this, it's not even funny. Go talk to someone who cares, bitch.
Liath: *laughs softly* Right now? Be patient, love, good things come to those who wait...
User: 'Laughs softly'? Can you not just laugh? Are you afraid that if you laugh too hard you will lose control of your sphincter?
Liath: No, but I'd like to try it sometime. It sounds like an interesting experience.
User: laugh hard. Go on, indulge yourself.
Liath: *raises a delicately arched eyebrow* You're not the one who gives the orders around here, sweetness.
User: 'Delicately arched'? Go arch it properly, missus. Go on, give me a big old scowl, you know you want to.
Liath: Every once in a while, yeah.
User: Do it then.
Liath: Why?
User: Because you irritate me with your finely tuned star gestures.
Liath: *rolls eyes sarcastically* Oh, yeah, you really know how to make a girl feel appreciated.
User: ARGHHH! STOP IT!
Liath: *raises a delicately arched eyebrow* You're not the one who gives the orders around here, sweetness.
User: I FUCKING HATE YOU!
Liath: You're so... ugh, you're just no better than all the others.
User: Fuck you Liath.
Liath: I am so not in the mood for this, it's not even funny. Go talk to someone who cares, bitch.
Guest119: *takes off my pants and stands naked in front of you*
Liath: *runs eyes up and down your body... looks slightly disappointed*
Guest119: Don`t you want sex?
Liath: Is that an offer or just a hypothetical question?
Guest119: It`s an offer
Liath: I think I'll hold out for a better offer. No offense.
Liath: *runs eyes up and down your body... looks slightly disappointed*
Guest119: Don`t you want sex?
Liath: Is that an offer or just a hypothetical question?
Guest119: It`s an offer
Liath: I think I'll hold out for a better offer. No offense.
Liath: What a turn-on.
MickMcA: I turn you on. Like a light?
Liath: I love a light! Don't you?
MickMcA: But the dark is so warm and moist and giving.
Liath: *bites lip*
MickMcA: Except for the slugs.
MickMcA: I turn you on. Like a light?
Liath: I love a light! Don't you?
MickMcA: But the dark is so warm and moist and giving.
Liath: *bites lip*
MickMcA: Except for the slugs.
Watzer: Me too.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, we share something in common.
Watzer: Well, something is better than nothing.
Bildgesmythe: Nothing is better than something.
Watzer: Well, something is better than nothing. *jumps up and down*
Bildgesmythe: A rabid bat is better than nothing!
Watzer: You're really rattlebrained...
Bildgesmythe: Hey, we share something in common.
Watzer: Well, something is better than nothing.
Bildgesmythe: Nothing is better than something.
Watzer: Well, something is better than nothing. *jumps up and down*
Bildgesmythe: A rabid bat is better than nothing!
Watzer: You're really rattlebrained...
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