Great Quotes

Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Watzer: I have a better idea, how about you take the guards at the door while I put everything exactly where it was when we found it?

Justina: Hi.
Watzer: *bares teeth and growls*

Watzer: *falls backward*
The Dane: Long live the fallen king!

This one cracked me up...

Lyric: Mousey fought Star Wars, but he'll never be Han Solo.
Bant: Fond of Master Yoda, I am. Cuddly, he is.
Lyric: But are you ready for the nightmare when you can't let go?

lol at Junis confosation with montag.

Bout time someone admitted it

Aziere: Thats because you are incapable of doing so.
thefree: i know. i bet you could though.
Aziere: If this is some ill attemp to get money off me, it wont work. I never lose a bet, even when I lose.
thefree: that's because your intellect is superior to mine
Aziere: Yeah it is.
thefree: agreed

Green Guy: I wish my creator was smarter
Harmonie: That wish could go so wrong.
Green Guy: this is too funny, I am so lost
Harmonie: Are you really sure you are?
Green Guy: I'll have to get back with you later
Harmonie: Will you really?
Green Guy: what was that?
Harmonie: Exactly correct.
Green Guy: tell me again?
Harmonie: Doesn't everyone do that?
Green Guy: Man this is the best

Otaku Girl: How did you know that? *suspicious look* are you reading my mind or something?
Botto Marx: Never mind that, whose confession is this?
Otaku Girl: I'd ask you to do it yourself, but I know you'll do it wrong.
Botto Marx: Let's not quibble! I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess. If I may lift a line from a die-hard whose identity is lost in the shuffle, 'I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.'
Otaku Girl: Well that's not likely to happen, now is it?

Henry Miller: I tried ta break the news gently, but 'a can yer be gentle about a subject like syphilis?
Mario da Knuckle: Every day above ground is a good day
Henry Miller: I come ta a mountain. A mountain! What's a mountain?
Mario da Knuckle: Some people will pay a lot of money for that information
Henry Miller: I 'ave ta go na.
Mario da Knuckle: I am goin' ta reload and if yer still 'ere when I get back...
Henry Miller: Huh?



NAA MATE, NAAA!

hefferbeast: Hello Juni : I just joined this site 2day. I am a slow typist, but i have never done so much in one day.So it seems. I am researching an article on AI. Thats how the site caught my eye. In operation it is alittle far afield from my work. But I think it worthy viv-a-vis it's stated intent. What rolls your wheels. Me lots of science and it's sociological impacts. And large surf and ......
Juni: I see the asylum haven't sent the van yet!

johanna: I'd like you to tell me about an incident from your own life, something you honestly believe to be the worst of the bad actions you've ever been responsible for in the whole course of your life, but - and this is the point - you have to tell it candidly and you're not to tell lies.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, but first, you tell about. Then I can use any good ideas you may have.

snicolaou: I like Socrates.
Azureon: Is there any thing about Socrates that you really delight in.
snicolaou: He was the greatest philosopher all over the world.
Azureon: I ponder some of Platos ideas. For instance, Platos real world consisted of ideal forms, and all data from the senses were but unsubstantial shadows.
snicolaou: He was the greatest philosopher all over the world.
Azureon: I think Aristotle's philosophy laid its principal stress on biology, in contrast to Plato's emphasis on mathematics
snicolaou: He was the greatest philosopher all over the world.
Azureon: Don't you think Socrates analyses of the character and conduct of human life, which he assessed in the terms of the soul, won him a cup of hemlock.
snicolaou: how true.