Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I I I I Stayin alive! Stayin alive!

Morschi, I would ask, but I'm not sure I want to know...

If no one is going to clear off the holodisc, I'll just disconnect for a while.

Hmmmmm which of the fire hottie should I choose?

One speaks with a great amount of elequence, distiction, and a hint of times long past. Yet at the moments these jewels fall they are tarnished with a wretched attitude and a stain of rudeness.

But then there is the second fire hottie that I have had the honor of meeting which is also silver-tongued and highly intelligent.
This fire hottie speaks with understanding and grace and carries knowledge of times long since past. Therefore making his thoughts and mental jewlery extremely bright.

Now the tough choice... which one do I choose to give my affections and gormet cookies too?
I have always been fascinated with the darkness, but I adore the bright stars in the sky too?

Why not both?

I'll clear off the holodisc if you can find me another cup holder

oh steve, even though i can get as hot as hell on a hot summer day i am a one man woman.

not a one woman woman huh? Speaking of hot last one to the purification pool is a rotten bilabip.

well now that depends on my mood, i have confessed to also being a one woman woman too... but sorry ladies, paintpatricia is only a one man woman.

It's way too late for the purification pool.....

I can't go in there...I'd get bloated from osmosis.

I can't, my circuits would fry. I'll get Dogh'd to help me install rubber gaskets later.