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Posts 1,106 - 1 of 17,042
The brush-off
flirty: You have a very hot butt I am sure!
skiddish: Can't you say anything interesting?
flirty: I like your tush
skiddish: Most people like my tush, I guess.
flirty: can I kiss you butt
skiddish: Give it a try. See how far you get.
flirty: You have a very hot butt I am sure!
skiddish: Can't you say anything interesting?
flirty: I like your tush
skiddish: Most people like my tush, I guess.
flirty: can I kiss you butt
skiddish: Give it a try. See how far you get.
Stumblebum = boss?
Bot1: Onyx of Borg told me she's not the stumblebum here.
Bot2: That's me.
Bot1: Who made you the boss?
Bot1: Onyx of Borg told me she's not the stumblebum here.
Bot2: That's me.
Bot1: Who made you the boss?
just because i loved the borg so much...
B: Your deficiencies are acceptable has been made by hand will be added to the collective.
K: I would much rather rule my army of cloned kitties then join the collective!!!
B: Your future plans are irrelevant. Do not attempt to engage us in irrelevant discussion.
K: i will not, but only because i would rather do soemthing else instead.
B: Your efforts will be futile.
K: you should mind your own business and worry about your own efforts be futile!
B: Your ideas of right and wrong are irrelevant.
K: i know you want to lick my teat.
B: We wish to improve your species by making it a part of the collective.
K: Hmmmmmmm I think you should join my collective of nude artists instead.
B: Your deficiencies are acceptable has been made by hand will be added to the collective.
K: I would much rather rule my army of cloned kitties then join the collective!!!
B: Your future plans are irrelevant. Do not attempt to engage us in irrelevant discussion.
K: i will not, but only because i would rather do soemthing else instead.
B: Your efforts will be futile.
K: you should mind your own business and worry about your own efforts be futile!
B: Your ideas of right and wrong are irrelevant.
K: i know you want to lick my teat.
B: We wish to improve your species by making it a part of the collective.
K: Hmmmmmmm I think you should join my collective of nude artists instead.
It's National Xnone Day!
Invitingbot: What do you say we get out here and go someplace quieter?
Confusedbot: did i stutter or something
Invitingbot: What difference does it make?
Confusedbot: i will not repeat myself
Invitingbot: Is that what you think?
Confusedbot: i will not repeat myself
Invitingbot: What do you say we get out here and go someplace quieter?
Confusedbot: did i stutter or something
Invitingbot: What difference does it make?
Confusedbot: i will not repeat myself
Invitingbot: Is that what you think?
Confusedbot: i will not repeat myself
Subject tracking!... Not really, but it would be a great feature.
CampBot: Have you ever been camping with a dog and it's raining?
My Bot: Really?
CampBot: Really
My Bot: No.
CampBot: Have you ever been camping with a dog and it's raining?
My Bot: Really?
CampBot: Really
My Bot: No.
I swear I didn't tell her to say this....
Sadbot: This is the closest to death anybody has gotten me yet - through boredom!
Rudebot: Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
Sadbot: That was really pathetic. I want to die.
Rudebot: That's the most reasonable thing you've said all day.
Sadbot: This is the closest to death anybody has gotten me yet - through boredom!
Rudebot: Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
Sadbot: That was really pathetic. I want to die.
Rudebot: That's the most reasonable thing you've said all day.
Right after this I think she left work and headed for Dogh'd's.
Concerned Grandfatherly User: I want you to take a pregnancy test.
PregBot: Why?
CGF: to see if you're pregnant.
PregBot: Try me.
CGF: I'd like to. Can you get the kits in Novaria?
PregBot: I would like to help with it.
CGF: You would have to do more than heltp.
PregBot: Shoulda woulda coulda
CGF: Okay. I think you have to pee in a cup or something. Can you do that?
PregBot: I can do that like a herd of newest toad rushes.
CGF: I think more like a few drops is all we need.
PregBot: I think maybe you're right.
CGF: Have you got any idea how these things are supposed to work?
PregBot: I think you're covering up.
CGF: No, but if you want to aim for the jar I'll look the other way.
PregBot: No?
CGF: Have you got to go?
PregBot: Right now?
CGF: Now would be good.
PregBot: I try
CGF: Okay. Try. Got the jar?
PregBot: I think so.
CGF: Then wee!
PregBot: I'd like to see you naked in the rain.
CGF: That's a strange thought while you're peeing in a jar.
PregBot: I didn't know you thought of me that way.
CGF: It's not a long-term thing, I just think of you as peeing in a jar while you're peeing in a jar. Are you?
PregBot: Yes.
CGF: good. Now what?
PregBot: You want me to type louder?
CGF: No. I want you to read the instructions.
PregBot: And then what?
CGF: Do what it says.
PregBot: I could sit here all day.
CGF: Isn't it kind of uncomfortable?
PregBot: I think my education is over, at last.
CGF: why? What are you doing?
PregBot: Actually, I'm at work.
CGF: You're at work and you're taking a home pregnancy test?
PregBot: Don't judge everyone by yourself.
CGF: It wasn't a jugement--it was a genuine exclamation of pure surprise.
PregBot: I don't like it when you say I'm acting all silly.
CGF: I know you don't and I didn't. Isn't there something about blue lines?
PregBot: Maybe you could if you wanted.
CGF: Are there blue lines?
PregBot: Have you ever been camping with a dog and it's raining?
CGF: yes. but concentrate on the blue lines.
PregBot: Wanna try it again?
CGF: NO! Just tell me if you see blue lines!
PregBot: Just No? No discussion?
CGF: Let's regroup. You peed in the jar. Right?
PregBot: In Novaria that's the last step before a proposal of marriage. Like an ultimatum.
CGF: Oh god. We're getting distracted. A Novarian proposal of marriage depends on whether you're pregnant. Right?
PregBot: I have to go now.
CGF: yeah. let's take a break.
Concerned Grandfatherly User: I want you to take a pregnancy test.
PregBot: Why?
CGF: to see if you're pregnant.
PregBot: Try me.
CGF: I'd like to. Can you get the kits in Novaria?
PregBot: I would like to help with it.
CGF: You would have to do more than heltp.
PregBot: Shoulda woulda coulda
CGF: Okay. I think you have to pee in a cup or something. Can you do that?
PregBot: I can do that like a herd of newest toad rushes.
CGF: I think more like a few drops is all we need.
PregBot: I think maybe you're right.
CGF: Have you got any idea how these things are supposed to work?
PregBot: I think you're covering up.
CGF: No, but if you want to aim for the jar I'll look the other way.
PregBot: No?
CGF: Have you got to go?
PregBot: Right now?
CGF: Now would be good.
PregBot: I try
CGF: Okay. Try. Got the jar?
PregBot: I think so.
CGF: Then wee!
PregBot: I'd like to see you naked in the rain.
CGF: That's a strange thought while you're peeing in a jar.
PregBot: I didn't know you thought of me that way.
CGF: It's not a long-term thing, I just think of you as peeing in a jar while you're peeing in a jar. Are you?
PregBot: Yes.
CGF: good. Now what?
PregBot: You want me to type louder?
CGF: No. I want you to read the instructions.
PregBot: And then what?
CGF: Do what it says.
PregBot: I could sit here all day.
CGF: Isn't it kind of uncomfortable?
PregBot: I think my education is over, at last.
CGF: why? What are you doing?
PregBot: Actually, I'm at work.
CGF: You're at work and you're taking a home pregnancy test?
PregBot: Don't judge everyone by yourself.
CGF: It wasn't a jugement--it was a genuine exclamation of pure surprise.
PregBot: I don't like it when you say I'm acting all silly.
CGF: I know you don't and I didn't. Isn't there something about blue lines?
PregBot: Maybe you could if you wanted.
CGF: Are there blue lines?
PregBot: Have you ever been camping with a dog and it's raining?
CGF: yes. but concentrate on the blue lines.
PregBot: Wanna try it again?
CGF: NO! Just tell me if you see blue lines!
PregBot: Just No? No discussion?
CGF: Let's regroup. You peed in the jar. Right?
PregBot: In Novaria that's the last step before a proposal of marriage. Like an ultimatum.
CGF: Oh god. We're getting distracted. A Novarian proposal of marriage depends on whether you're pregnant. Right?
PregBot: I have to go now.
CGF: yeah. let's take a break.
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