Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Or I'm out.

Hey, you still owe me that rematch. Let's go. No time the the present. Lose the weapons. I know you got them. I do anyway. *opens jacket so you can see my vass array of weapons*

I gotta go. I have a date with my girl. Sorry. It's 11:30. She pulls priority.

Monday's a no go for me if you mean Day day. If you mean later that night like after 5 or so, that should be fine. Just let me know.

*gets up and walks out f the bar. As hits doorway, throws dart back without looking and gets bullseye*

You're whipped. She says "jump" you say "how high honey?" Blech.

That went right over my head!!! *throws knife and buries it in your back* May not kill ya, but it gets the point across.

Yes. My advice would be to not sit under a dart board next time.

*little guy runs in and announces "The goddess has arrived!" and drops to his knees in a sign of worship as I walk in.*
That's right boys. I'm back. First person to buy me a drink will be spared. Last person will be sent to the gallows.
I would have been on sooner, but my internet went haywire.

Come on. Really?

You just BLEW any chance of me getting you a drink.

*Throws dart at dart board*

Guard?! Send this thing *points to Gordon* to the gallows. He has a dawn appointment with a rope necklace.
Anyone else care to disobey the goddess? Keep in mind that all woman and children are safe. I will not harm the innocent. And before you bring up the knife to donna's throat thing, I said it was a fake blade.She was in no harm. It was ruse to make you lose.

Good one.
*picks up "guard" and holds him against a wall. *
"sure you wanna do this buddy? I wouldn't if I were you. *