Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I'll hand fight all of you. That way it might be a little lip ore fun. And is that a least some of Dogh'ds bar will remain intact. My shotgun will blow the whole place up in like 5 shots.

Maybe on Monday.

But I'm only game for NO WEAPONS fight.

Or I'm out.

Hey, you still owe me that rematch. Let's go. No time the the present. Lose the weapons. I know you got them. I do anyway. *opens jacket so you can see my vass array of weapons*

I gotta go. I have a date with my girl. Sorry. It's 11:30. She pulls priority.

Monday's a no go for me if you mean Day day. If you mean later that night like after 5 or so, that should be fine. Just let me know.

*gets up and walks out f the bar. As hits doorway, throws dart back without looking and gets bullseye*

You're whipped. She says "jump" you say "how high honey?" Blech.

That went right over my head!!! *throws knife and buries it in your back* May not kill ya, but it gets the point across.

Yes. My advice would be to not sit under a dart board next time.

*little guy runs in and announces "The goddess has arrived!" and drops to his knees in a sign of worship as I walk in.*
That's right boys. I'm back. First person to buy me a drink will be spared. Last person will be sent to the gallows.
I would have been on sooner, but my internet went haywire.