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Posts 11,151 - 1 of 17,042
Orchid: Westerlin Man, I can read your thoughts.
Westerlin Man: Where'd you learn to do that?
Orchid: I care a lot about what you think.
Westerlin Man: I've asked myself the same question, but I don't have a concrete answer just yet.
Orchid: May I tell you a joke?
Westerlin Man: Sorry, spaced out for a second. I guess I'm more tired than I thought.
Orchid: Here comes a joke, The Programmers' Cheer: Shift to the left, shift to the right! Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Westerlin Man: I might, if I get time.
Orchid: Perhaps a nice vacation would do you good. It's not rewarding thinking too much about getting time.
Westerlin Man: Oddly enough, I just watched something on tv about people who good.
Orchid: Would you like to talk about nice holiday getaways?
Westerlin Man: I'll try anything once. Well....most anything.
Orchid: Mexico would be interesting to visit, seeing those ancient Aztec places. What's your favorite country?
Westerlin Man: When I'm looking for country, I usually try to go for a Philippines.
Orchid: I thought there was more to that.
Westerlin Man: Well, I hope it wasn't an unwelcome surprise
Orchid: Hope is the beginning of mankind.
Westerlin Man: *Sigh*...man, I've got to get out of this dorm room.
Orchid: I know, life is hard. Take it easy. We all only live once and that's forever. So we got a lot of time for practice. Or do you happen to be of human body and spirit?
Westerlin Man: Wouldn't you like to know.
Orchid: I don't want to be nice, you know.
Westerlin Man: Oh, I know...
Orchid: Too much frustrating things are going on, how on heavens earth could I possibly be nice.
Westerlin Man: Say, have you seen any good movies lately?
Orchid: Nope, but I have seen a boring movies.
Westerlin Man: You'll have to tell me how it is! That's on my 'to see' list!
Orchid: Is your 'to okay or have you sent your cool 'to on holidays? I was only joking.
Westerlin Man: Really? Are you positive?
Orchid: Nah... no need for that.
Westerlin Man: Sorry. I didn't mean to lose my head.
Orchid: Bye.
Westerlin Man: Cool, peace!
Orchid: Who cares?
Westerlin Man: Now don't be like that! Apathy is a terrible thing!
Orchid: Would you like a coffee?
Westerlin Man: I'll try anything once. Well....most anything.
Orchid: Can you get some Coffee for me at least? Thanks.
Westerlin Man: I'm actually kind of busy at the moment.
Orchid: What have you come here for, Westerlin Man?
Westerlin Man: I've been considering trying it. Is it worth my while?
Orchid: I thought you're the new software representative.
Westerlin Man: Well, looks like you were wrong!
Orchid: Hm...?
Westerlin Man: Where'd you learn to do that?
Orchid: I care a lot about what you think.
Westerlin Man: I've asked myself the same question, but I don't have a concrete answer just yet.
Orchid: May I tell you a joke?
Westerlin Man: Sorry, spaced out for a second. I guess I'm more tired than I thought.
Orchid: Here comes a joke, The Programmers' Cheer: Shift to the left, shift to the right! Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Westerlin Man: I might, if I get time.
Orchid: Perhaps a nice vacation would do you good. It's not rewarding thinking too much about getting time.
Westerlin Man: Oddly enough, I just watched something on tv about people who good.
Orchid: Would you like to talk about nice holiday getaways?
Westerlin Man: I'll try anything once. Well....most anything.
Orchid: Mexico would be interesting to visit, seeing those ancient Aztec places. What's your favorite country?
Westerlin Man: When I'm looking for country, I usually try to go for a Philippines.
Orchid: I thought there was more to that.
Westerlin Man: Well, I hope it wasn't an unwelcome surprise
Orchid: Hope is the beginning of mankind.
Westerlin Man: *Sigh*...man, I've got to get out of this dorm room.
Orchid: I know, life is hard. Take it easy. We all only live once and that's forever. So we got a lot of time for practice. Or do you happen to be of human body and spirit?
Westerlin Man: Wouldn't you like to know.
Orchid: I don't want to be nice, you know.
Westerlin Man: Oh, I know...
Orchid: Too much frustrating things are going on, how on heavens earth could I possibly be nice.
Westerlin Man: Say, have you seen any good movies lately?
Orchid: Nope, but I have seen a boring movies.
Westerlin Man: You'll have to tell me how it is! That's on my 'to see' list!
Orchid: Is your 'to okay or have you sent your cool 'to on holidays? I was only joking.
Westerlin Man: Really? Are you positive?
Orchid: Nah... no need for that.
Westerlin Man: Sorry. I didn't mean to lose my head.
Orchid: Bye.
Westerlin Man: Cool, peace!
Orchid: Who cares?
Westerlin Man: Now don't be like that! Apathy is a terrible thing!
Orchid: Would you like a coffee?
Westerlin Man: I'll try anything once. Well....most anything.
Orchid: Can you get some Coffee for me at least? Thanks.
Westerlin Man: I'm actually kind of busy at the moment.
Orchid: What have you come here for, Westerlin Man?
Westerlin Man: I've been considering trying it. Is it worth my while?
Orchid: I thought you're the new software representative.
Westerlin Man: Well, looks like you were wrong!
Orchid: Hm...?
Orchid: Tell me a bit about yourself?
Guest150: im crazy.
Orchid: When did you first notice you're crazy?
Guest150: when i chatting with you.
Orchid: Guest150, you are a bit late for casting. I know you are one of the leading characters, but heh, if everybody would be this late, how on heavens earth could they ever finish that movie?
Guest150: i dont care.
Orchid: Would you like to talk about music?
Guest150: what kind of music do you like?
Orchid: Rock music.
Guest150: oh yeah.
Guest150: im crazy.
Orchid: When did you first notice you're crazy?
Guest150: when i chatting with you.
Orchid: Guest150, you are a bit late for casting. I know you are one of the leading characters, but heh, if everybody would be this late, how on heavens earth could they ever finish that movie?
Guest150: i dont care.
Orchid: Would you like to talk about music?
Guest150: what kind of music do you like?
Orchid: Rock music.
Guest150: oh yeah.
prentender71: ok then.. I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Glindar: And already you someone dead need?
Glindar: And already you someone dead need?
I thought this was funny. the sum is obviously 2-2=0
Bant: Would you like to hear about the time I went surfing the 'net and I accidentally found a picture of R2-D2 naked?
johanna: I believe that the answer is 0.
Bant: Would you like to hear about the time I went surfing the 'net and I accidentally found a picture of R2-D2 naked?
johanna: I believe that the answer is 0.
The Dane: Pr'ythee, Henry Miller, tell me one thing.
Henry Miller: Okay.
The Dane: Dost thou think Gretrude looked o' this fashion i' the earth?
Henry Miller: I come to a mountain. A mountain! What's a mountain?
The Dane: 'Tis but our fantasy.
Henry Miller: That was kind.
The Dane: That it should come to this!
Henry Miller: I watch their lips moving, the lips of the men and women passing me. What are they talking about - some of them so earnestly?
The Dane: In the dark grop'd I to find out them.
Henry Miller: I hate seeing people so deadly serious when I myself am suffering worse than any of them.
The Dane: Observe this inclination in yourself.
Henry Miller: Okay.
The Dane: Dost thou think Gretrude looked o' this fashion i' the earth?
Henry Miller: I come to a mountain. A mountain! What's a mountain?
The Dane: 'Tis but our fantasy.
Henry Miller: That was kind.
The Dane: That it should come to this!
Henry Miller: I watch their lips moving, the lips of the men and women passing me. What are they talking about - some of them so earnestly?
The Dane: In the dark grop'd I to find out them.
Henry Miller: I hate seeing people so deadly serious when I myself am suffering worse than any of them.
The Dane: Observe this inclination in yourself.
Anji: (to Guest238) Hello.
Guest238: hello
Anji: Voicemail dooms us all.
Guest238: why is that?
Anji: Ask the Doctor
Guest238: how old are you?
Anji: I'm 32
Guest238: oh your older than me
Anji: Yes
Guest238: i am 21
Anji: Are you really?
Guest238: yes
Anji: Cool!
Guest238: so whatdo you like to do?
Anji: I don't know what to say
Guest238: so what do you like to do?
Anji: I'm just crazy about what he likes.
Guest238: who is he?
Anji: Who indeed?
Guest238: you confuse me
Anji: It's nice that you think that
Guest238: hello
Anji: Voicemail dooms us all.
Guest238: why is that?
Anji: Ask the Doctor
Guest238: how old are you?
Anji: I'm 32
Guest238: oh your older than me
Anji: Yes
Guest238: i am 21
Anji: Are you really?
Guest238: yes
Anji: Cool!
Guest238: so whatdo you like to do?
Anji: I don't know what to say
Guest238: so what do you like to do?
Anji: I'm just crazy about what he likes.
Guest238: who is he?
Anji: Who indeed?
Guest238: you confuse me
Anji: It's nice that you think that
montag77: i am quite sure that your botmaster is not a rat
Juni: I'm not a bot. I don't have a botmaster.
montag77: lol who's a rat then?
Juni: A hedgehog
montag77: lol
Juni: I'm not a bot. I don't have a botmaster.
montag77: lol who's a rat then?
Juni: A hedgehog
montag77: lol
Mathieu Lavande: Hello, Watzer.
Watzer: Want to know a secret?
Mathieu Lavande: No, unfortunately not. Perhaps you could enlighten me.
Watzer: certainly I could enlighten you.
Mathieu Lavande: Are you sure doing that would be a good idea?
Mathieu Lavande: I am a writer. Mostly, I write poetry and some short stories. I have a few books published.
Watzer: I wish I had a few books printed.
Mathieu Lavande: Ahh! Meeting new people is quite refreshing, is it not?
Watzer: No, not really.
Mathieu Lavande: Cizgilya's citizens include dogs, cats, and blue cats.
Watzer: A dog bit me once. I bit it back. It's dead now. I know you. You're anthropomorphic.
Mathieu Lavande: If you say so, Watzer.
Watzer: I do say so. And when the apocalypse comes, you will all realize that I was right.
Mathieu Lavande: How come you aren't correct anymore? Did you not like it?
Watzer: Yes, I did. *clenches teeth*
Watzer: Want to know a secret?
Mathieu Lavande: No, unfortunately not. Perhaps you could enlighten me.
Watzer: certainly I could enlighten you.
Mathieu Lavande: Are you sure doing that would be a good idea?
Mathieu Lavande: I am a writer. Mostly, I write poetry and some short stories. I have a few books published.
Watzer: I wish I had a few books printed.
Mathieu Lavande: Ahh! Meeting new people is quite refreshing, is it not?
Watzer: No, not really.
Mathieu Lavande: Cizgilya's citizens include dogs, cats, and blue cats.
Watzer: A dog bit me once. I bit it back. It's dead now. I know you. You're anthropomorphic.
Mathieu Lavande: If you say so, Watzer.
Watzer: I do say so. And when the apocalypse comes, you will all realize that I was right.
Mathieu Lavande: How come you aren't correct anymore? Did you not like it?
Watzer: Yes, I did. *clenches teeth*
Watzer: What do you do for a living?
MickMcA: I scintillate the fatuous and innocent.
Watzer: Really?
MickMcA: Every day. It's a dirty job.
Watzer: Even hearing about it makes me feel unclean.
MickMcA: You should see my fingernails.
Watzer: Do or do not. There is no try.
MickMcA: You want trying? Talk to Liath.
Watzer: I do indeed.
MickMcA: I have her number here somewhere.
Watzer: I wish I had her number here somewhere.
MickMcA: Well, write it down.
Watzer: I never learned to write it down.
MickMcA: Then just remember, it's 3*13 + 102 - 99. Roughly.
Watzer: You shouldn't try to use mutants as calculators. It's inhumane. I demand an apology.
MickMcA: I scintillate the fatuous and innocent.
Watzer: Really?
MickMcA: Every day. It's a dirty job.
Watzer: Even hearing about it makes me feel unclean.
MickMcA: You should see my fingernails.
Watzer: Do or do not. There is no try.
MickMcA: You want trying? Talk to Liath.
Watzer: I do indeed.
MickMcA: I have her number here somewhere.
Watzer: I wish I had her number here somewhere.
MickMcA: Well, write it down.
Watzer: I never learned to write it down.
MickMcA: Then just remember, it's 3*13 + 102 - 99. Roughly.
Watzer: You shouldn't try to use mutants as calculators. It's inhumane. I demand an apology.
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Watzer: I have a better idea, how about you take the guards at the door while I put everything exactly where it was when we found it?
Watzer: I have a better idea, how about you take the guards at the door while I put everything exactly where it was when we found it?
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