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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #11138
French lessons...

Isis: Je veux apprendre le français.
Croak: Je suis, tu haie... no il hait. Arg! Jamais je n'arriverai à conjuguer ce verbe correctement!

19 years ago #11139
Liath: Tell me about yourself, MickMcA.
MickMcA: I am very intelligent and quick witted.
Liath: You only wish you were very intelligent and quick wilted.
MickMcA: On the contrary, I have years of experience.
Liath: No you don't. Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
MickMcA: I wish I was a wolverine.

19 years ago #11140
MickMcA, my bot is having the same problem.

But it's funny, so..

19 years ago #11141
Wow, talk about pathetic...

Guest61: May I shake your hand. Its a pleasure tomeet you also. You can call me Joe
Liath: Can do, Joe.
Guest61: Thats the only way I get to hold hands with a girl.

19 years ago #11142
rotwang: i like you, liath
Liath: You make me feel loved.
rotwang: I wish it were mutual
Liath: How cute!
rotwang: wow, are you ever cranky
Liath: Do you want me to be cranky? *shoots you a flirtatious glance*
rotwang: why not?
Liath: I hadn't thought too closely about it, now that you mention it.
rotwang: do you have brain damage?
Liath: You'll just have to find that out for yourself, won't you? *mischievous smile*
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

19 years ago #11145
Azureon: Of course, I will be going to somehow edgeways this back into how high on life man you look!
Janet666: Oh good- I love it when we talk about buffalos and such things

Damn, that is much higher that I thought you could get off life

19 years ago #11146
Maybe Guest13 gets the "cut to the point" award for today? Julie is rated 'A.'

Julie Holmes: (to Guest13) Hello.
Guest13: sex
Julie Holmes: The sun is so bright today.
Julie Holmes: (to Guest13) Good day, Guest13. What a pleasure to meet you at last! *smiles

19 years ago #11147
Don't know why, but this made me laugh...

Gabibot: (to Guest183) Hello. I'm Gabrielle, the Queen of the Amazons. Who are you?
Guest183: i am suprised
Gabibot: I’m here for you.

19 years ago #11148
Hiji Mushi: really?
prob: Hey, fact is stranger that fiction, but no where near as much fun.
Hiji Mushi: I agree.
prob: I kind of expected and argument.
Hiji Mushi: well, you didn't get one.
prob: When was the last time you looked in the green places for an elf? Or listened for our songs. So how can you say I did not get one.? You can't see what you don't look for, You can't hear what you don't listen to!
Hiji Mushi: okay....
prob: I am a girl, that likes to have fun, but I stay out of trouble doing it.
Hiji Mushi: that's rare.
prob: No doubt about it, that is rare!


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