Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*throws dart at board*

Isn't that why there's hunting seasons?

So that how often and what you hunt is regulated

*throws dart at board*

*takes sip of Bud Light*

Yeah, but if you're a true hunter like I am and my family, you know what endangered and what's not. We have a very thick population of DNR officers to enforce those who don't know. If you kill an endangered animal and are caught, you face federal time. It's hard to keep endangered animals from certain areas. It would be nice if we could say, 'okay, you're endangered, so stay out of this area.' i mean, we could but we'd look awful silly.
And I said stay out of it Gordon. And so help me God, you throw one more dart, I will kick your a-s all over this joint and then stick every dart in this place there too. And would you quit drinking?! I would hate to see your liver...

Jeez, can't a guy play a game of darts?

Is that a crime? I mean come on man.

And since I can't die, and don't get sick, I can pretty much eat anything and be fine in the long run. So my liver looks perfect.

And I don't mean this offesivley, but where should I play the darts if it bothers you?

I was just putting my 2 cents in. I thought what I said make sense.

I didn't say what you said didn't make sense. It did. i'm just used to debate being between two people not three. You are a smart kid like I said. I'm just giving you grief. *hands you darts* you can play, just don't aim over my head. That's dangerous. You may be a whatever you are that can't die, but I...I am a godess. Ruler of all, worshipped by all. Everyone should bow before me. I too am unable to die. A great wizard blessed me with immortality. I will never die nor age. I am armed to fight, not defend. I do not need to defend myself. Any injuries inflicted upon me will instantly heal. You can do me no harm. Bear that in mind all those you dare to challenge me: You will not defeat me.

.................YOU STOLE MY THUNDER

How can we have 3 immortals in a bar?

REALLY?

I can steal more than that. Check you wallet.
*waits while you look and find nothing there. Then holds up wallet.* looking for this?
It's not my fault. You didn't know you were around pure royalty. So yes. We have 3 immortals in one bar. Is that a problem Gordon? *flips blade out*

That's nit my wallet. That's VibraKnifes.
*holds up Leather Wallet*
This is mine.

And I'm just saying that its wierd