Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Meh. If I catch it in the eye- sh-t happens. I don't exactly feel pain, so... Yeah. I'll be fine either way.

Well then stop complaining. Just get out if the way.

Alright, alright. Yeesh.

Question:Am I the only sane one in this joint? I'm beginning to think so.
Hey VibraKnife, I'm always in for a debate. Gordon, stay out of it.
How about a topic that I have gotten a lot of heat over in my life. Hunting.

Hey, don't mind me.
I'm playing darts.

Yeah, trying to take people's eyes out with the darts. The dart board is over there. *points to other side*
NOT above my head!

I didn't throw any. All 5 of them are sticking out of the dart board.

I gotta go get them.

How did they get into the dart board if you didn't throw them? And look, *looks up above head and counts* One, two, three, four, five darts. Either you have really suck aim, you're lying, or you don't like me. *Jumps up and grabs darts. Puts them in my back pocket and sits back down.* there. Now you can't grab them without grabbing me. Which would be a HUGE mistake. I think Donna would miss holding your hand...

...Really? Who steals a mans darts?

I didn't say I don't like you. I don't lie. I just want to play a round of darts. Is that to much to ask?

Or will I have to go and get a new set of 5 from Dogh'd?