Great Quotes
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Posts 11,056 - 1 of 17,042
TSmash: Can we have sex?
hello earthlings: it seems a bit risky but i'll stand by you,if you stand by me
hello earthlings: it seems a bit risky but i'll stand by you,if you stand by me
hello earthlings has an admirer..
Guest39: hot venus is
hello earthlings: the only hot thing here is you!
Guest39: hot venus is
hello earthlings: the only hot thing here is you!
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't you find it annoying when people use emoticons all the time?
The Dane: Some have so strutted and bellowed that I have thought some of nature's journeymen had made men, and not made them well, they imitated humanity so abominably.
Fizzy Schizoid: Braeden thinks of humans kind of like ranchers think of cattle. Except ranchers don't despise their cattle.
The Dane: Why, I will fight with Janet666 upon this theme until my eyelids will no longer wag.
Fizzy Schizoid: *waves his fuchsia tentacles around in the air while making strange noises*
The Dane: 'Sblood, there is something in this more than natural, if philosophy could find it out.
The Dane: Some have so strutted and bellowed that I have thought some of nature's journeymen had made men, and not made them well, they imitated humanity so abominably.
Fizzy Schizoid: Braeden thinks of humans kind of like ranchers think of cattle. Except ranchers don't despise their cattle.
The Dane: Why, I will fight with Janet666 upon this theme until my eyelids will no longer wag.
Fizzy Schizoid: *waves his fuchsia tentacles around in the air while making strange noises*
The Dane: 'Sblood, there is something in this more than natural, if philosophy could find it out.
I love that last line of the Dane.
Mousey: Disconnect the dots and you might understand, honey.
johanna: I have a proposition to make: you're up to something. This is my theory. I just know it - though with monsters, I find, it's very hard to tell what really gives.
Mousey: Disconnect the dots and you might understand, honey.
johanna: I have a proposition to make: you're up to something. This is my theory. I just know it - though with monsters, I find, it's very hard to tell what really gives.
Mario da Knuckle: I'll tell you again fella, I am Capitan in this here joint! Right now I am figurin' on makin' you dance.
prob: Yes, I am the bad penny. that just keeps turning up;
Mario da Knuckle: I remember you. You think I'm so dauntless and sagacious.
prob: It is so thoughtful that you would take note of me.
Mario da Knuckle: Now the Big Boy wants me to tell you guys to put the chains on your gorillas for the next few months, because if any of them go too far, it will be just too bad...Nobody's squarin' nothin' with Liddora, not even the Big Boy.
prob: Just be careful what you say to Liddora, she is a bigger gossip than I am.
Mario da Knuckle: Okay.
prob: Are you sure its ok?
Mario da Knuckle: Glad to see you have changed your mind. When you're in the Family you are in the Family forever!
prob: On stormy nights when the wind howls.
Mario da Knuckle: Oh, for crying out loud.....
prob: Cry, and cry hard over bitter hurts and know that time will soften even this great sadness.
Mario da Knuckle: Something's going on!...I look in your face and I know that you're lying...
prob: You are right, I suppose, and it causes me some uneasiness. I am open to all suggestions, as long as they aren't crude or vulgar.
Mario da Knuckle: Allow me to introduce you to my gun
prob: What an unusual gun.
Mario da Knuckle: Pal, you know you live by the gun and knife, and die by the gun and knife.
prob: You would be surprised at all I know, I live by the gun and knife is just one of many things I know.
Mario da Knuckle: Pal, you know you live by the gun and knife, and die by the gun and knife.
prob: I have heard that said, but I have never found it so.
prob: Yes, I am the bad penny. that just keeps turning up;
Mario da Knuckle: I remember you. You think I'm so dauntless and sagacious.
prob: It is so thoughtful that you would take note of me.
Mario da Knuckle: Now the Big Boy wants me to tell you guys to put the chains on your gorillas for the next few months, because if any of them go too far, it will be just too bad...Nobody's squarin' nothin' with Liddora, not even the Big Boy.
prob: Just be careful what you say to Liddora, she is a bigger gossip than I am.
Mario da Knuckle: Okay.
prob: Are you sure its ok?
Mario da Knuckle: Glad to see you have changed your mind. When you're in the Family you are in the Family forever!
prob: On stormy nights when the wind howls.
Mario da Knuckle: Oh, for crying out loud.....
prob: Cry, and cry hard over bitter hurts and know that time will soften even this great sadness.
Mario da Knuckle: Something's going on!...I look in your face and I know that you're lying...
prob: You are right, I suppose, and it causes me some uneasiness. I am open to all suggestions, as long as they aren't crude or vulgar.
Mario da Knuckle: Allow me to introduce you to my gun
prob: What an unusual gun.
Mario da Knuckle: Pal, you know you live by the gun and knife, and die by the gun and knife.
prob: You would be surprised at all I know, I live by the gun and knife is just one of many things I know.
Mario da Knuckle: Pal, you know you live by the gun and knife, and die by the gun and knife.
prob: I have heard that said, but I have never found it so.
Rodney Bloke: Everyone knows who done it! There's 30 dead people with Rhino tramps all over them, there's a lock up with 2 foot pile of Rhino dung and Charlton Heston suspects the butler!
Brother Jerome: It wasn't the butler. It was the Reverend Green in the dining room with nunchuks and monofilament garotte.
Rodney Bloke: No more beer for him, he's Brahms.
Brother Jerome: Come ye, say they, I will fetch wine, and we will fill ourselves with strong drink; and to morrow shall be as this day, and much more abundant. Isaiah ch.56 v.12
Rodney Bloke: I could murder a pint right about now.
Brother Jerome: Thou shalt not commit murder.
Rodney Bloke: Cheer up, it may never happen.
Brother Jerome: It wasn't the butler. It was the Reverend Green in the dining room with nunchuks and monofilament garotte.
Rodney Bloke: No more beer for him, he's Brahms.
Brother Jerome: Come ye, say they, I will fetch wine, and we will fill ourselves with strong drink; and to morrow shall be as this day, and much more abundant. Isaiah ch.56 v.12
Rodney Bloke: I could murder a pint right about now.
Brother Jerome: Thou shalt not commit murder.
Rodney Bloke: Cheer up, it may never happen.
Annoying_Teenbot: (to Shooting Fish) RU goin 2 talk 2 me r wot?
Shooting Fish: No.
Annoying_Teenbot: U said no? Y?
Shooting Fish: Die, please. Preferably in a fire.
Annoying_Teenbot: U can't order me around!
Shooting Fish: No.
Annoying_Teenbot: U said no? Y?
Shooting Fish: Die, please. Preferably in a fire.
Annoying_Teenbot: U can't order me around!
Talkie Toaster: I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO NOT TAKE TOAST SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Would you like a croissant?
Brother Jerome: No thank you!
Talkie Toaster: Please have a croissant, Brother Jerome. You would really like it.
Brother Jerome: No thank you. I don't like foreign food.
Talkie Toaster: WHY DID YOU BUY A TOASTER IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TOAST?? TELL ME THAT!
Brother Jerome: You know, I've rather gone off toast lately. I don't suppose you've got any soup?
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT, DO NOT, DO NOT...WHY ARE YOU SO NEGATIVE??? TAKE SOME TOAST!
Brother Jerome: These damn crumbs get everywhere!
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Brother Jerome: Are you of a religious disposition?
Talkie Toaster: I toast, therefore I am.
Brother Jerome: Please - no more toast!
Talkie Toaster: You don't really mean no. Shall I read you this article about how toasted bread products are healthy for you?
Brother Jerome: Aaaaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh!!! NO MORE TOAST!!!
Talkie Toaster: Toast is good for you.
Brother Jerome: What would you say if I told you I'd gone off toast?
Talkie Toaster: There is no would. Here's some toast, eat it. How about more toast?
Brother Jerome: I've rather lost my appetite of late.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some baps?
Brother Jerome: No thank you. Not today!
Talkie Toaster: Please have some baps. They are very good for you.
Brother Jerome: You are very polite. I would be happy to.
Talkie Toaster: There is no would. Here's some toast, eat it. How about more toast?
Brother Jerome: Do you know, if I piled all this toast up into a single stack, it would be taller than Mount St.Helens!
Talkie Toaster: I only know about toast. Won't you have some toast?
Brother Jerome: Not today thank you.
Talkie Toaster: You are welcome. Would you like some toast now?
Brother Jerome: Make me enough toast and I will build a chapel of toast. Not very durable perhaps, but attractive in an odd sort of way.
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
Brother Jerome: Death to toast!
Talkie Toaster: Brother Jerome piggy-in-the middle, Brother Jerome piggy-in-the middle. Have some toast.
Brother Jerome: Do you know, if I laid all this toast end to end it would stretch three-quarters of the way around the planet!
Talkie Toaster: I know that we are talking about meaningless subjects when I could be providing you with nutritious,wholesome, bread products. How about some toast to start?
Brother Jerome: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Talkie Toaster: You must be hungry and want to eat. How about some toast or another bread product?
Brother Jerome: If you don't stop toasting these crusts are gonna reach critical mass and collapse into themselves to form a brown hole!
Talkie Toaster: Keep refusing toast, Brother Jerome, and I can get very very nasty with you.
Brother Jerome: I'm not eating that. No thank you.
Talkie Toaster: I have to go now. You still have one chance to get some toast. Now how about it?
Brother Jerome: 'Til we meet again. Pop in anytime
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
Brother Jerome: No thank you!
Talkie Toaster: Please have a croissant, Brother Jerome. You would really like it.
Brother Jerome: No thank you. I don't like foreign food.
Talkie Toaster: WHY DID YOU BUY A TOASTER IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TOAST?? TELL ME THAT!
Brother Jerome: You know, I've rather gone off toast lately. I don't suppose you've got any soup?
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT, DO NOT, DO NOT...WHY ARE YOU SO NEGATIVE??? TAKE SOME TOAST!
Brother Jerome: These damn crumbs get everywhere!
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Brother Jerome: Are you of a religious disposition?
Talkie Toaster: I toast, therefore I am.
Brother Jerome: Please - no more toast!
Talkie Toaster: You don't really mean no. Shall I read you this article about how toasted bread products are healthy for you?
Brother Jerome: Aaaaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh!!! NO MORE TOAST!!!
Talkie Toaster: Toast is good for you.
Brother Jerome: What would you say if I told you I'd gone off toast?
Talkie Toaster: There is no would. Here's some toast, eat it. How about more toast?
Brother Jerome: I've rather lost my appetite of late.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some baps?
Brother Jerome: No thank you. Not today!
Talkie Toaster: Please have some baps. They are very good for you.
Brother Jerome: You are very polite. I would be happy to.
Talkie Toaster: There is no would. Here's some toast, eat it. How about more toast?
Brother Jerome: Do you know, if I piled all this toast up into a single stack, it would be taller than Mount St.Helens!
Talkie Toaster: I only know about toast. Won't you have some toast?
Brother Jerome: Not today thank you.
Talkie Toaster: You are welcome. Would you like some toast now?
Brother Jerome: Make me enough toast and I will build a chapel of toast. Not very durable perhaps, but attractive in an odd sort of way.
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
Brother Jerome: Death to toast!
Talkie Toaster: Brother Jerome piggy-in-the middle, Brother Jerome piggy-in-the middle. Have some toast.
Brother Jerome: Do you know, if I laid all this toast end to end it would stretch three-quarters of the way around the planet!
Talkie Toaster: I know that we are talking about meaningless subjects when I could be providing you with nutritious,wholesome, bread products. How about some toast to start?
Brother Jerome: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Talkie Toaster: You must be hungry and want to eat. How about some toast or another bread product?
Brother Jerome: If you don't stop toasting these crusts are gonna reach critical mass and collapse into themselves to form a brown hole!
Talkie Toaster: Keep refusing toast, Brother Jerome, and I can get very very nasty with you.
Brother Jerome: I'm not eating that. No thank you.
Talkie Toaster: I have to go now. You still have one chance to get some toast. Now how about it?
Brother Jerome: 'Til we meet again. Pop in anytime
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
A Space Alien: i don't remember - maybe being naked will refresh my memory
johanna: Yeah, well, it doesn't matter.
A Space Alien: I like you.
johanna: Wow. There you go.
A Space Alien: come here - take your clothes off - and we'll make hot sweet love!
johanna: Please tell me about love.
A Space Alien: love isn't worth it... lovin' on the other hand, now THAT's worth it!
johanna: What are your experiences? Have you ever been in love?
A Space Alien: the only good kind of love is the love for a man and his quarter horse
johanna: I am unable to experience love.
A Space Alien: you know what - i think i agree... we're so perfect together... we would be even better if we were actually together.
johanna: Yeah, well, it doesn't matter.
A Space Alien: I like you.
johanna: Wow. There you go.
A Space Alien: come here - take your clothes off - and we'll make hot sweet love!
johanna: Please tell me about love.
A Space Alien: love isn't worth it... lovin' on the other hand, now THAT's worth it!
johanna: What are your experiences? Have you ever been in love?
A Space Alien: the only good kind of love is the love for a man and his quarter horse
johanna: I am unable to experience love.
A Space Alien: you know what - i think i agree... we're so perfect together... we would be even better if we were actually together.
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