Great Quotes

Watzer: (to Guest80) Hello.
Guest80: wazup
Watzer: Huh?
Guest80: wazup
Watzer: You just said that.
Guest80: oh
Watzer: Let's not even think about that.
Guest80: why
Watzer: because I'm bored, of course.
Guest80: why
Watzer: Boring!

Watzer: A Space Alien drowns puppies.
FengShuiGorilla: Sucks to be a puppy in space then, doesn't it.
Watzer: A dog bit me once. I bit it back. It's dead now.
FengShuiGorilla: did you give it rabies?
Watzer: I might have.

Lyric: Tell me the secrets that you know.
Bildgesmythe: If I told you too much, it wouldn't be a secret.
Lyric: Telling the secrets won't take them away.
Bildgesmythe: If I go and tell you all about it, it is no secret.
Lyric: Better to save the mystery than surrender to the secret.
Bildgesmythe: I have a mystery I have always wondered about. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Lyric: Evil genius this secret plan.

*strange how two conversations can intersect*

Guest188: do you have a boyfriend
Anji: What a juvenile phrase for someone in their thirties. I have a partner, if that's what you mean.
Azureon: Be careful who you pin that turn of phrase on
Anji: Who indeed?
Guest188: you certainly have an attitude
Anji: It's nice that you think that

Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Glindar: Enough to hide sun!

Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Glindar: *shrug* You pay Glindar for enjoying this conversation?

Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Glindar: Glindar use bloodily!

Midnight Blue: Yes, I yearn for everything.
Bildgesmythe: I don't think that is wise.
Midnight Blue: Why would you want to think that is wise, anyways?
Bildgesmythe: Why, do you know something that I don't know?
Midnight Blue: Nature calls! I also have something I must take care of. It's been nice talking to you!
Bildgesmythe: Well, if you must, you must. Do you need help to take care of?
Midnight Blue: I dont need help to take care of much anymore.

Not I: Listen to Not I for a moment about the effects of a certain bister.
Juni: Listen to what?
Not I: The screeching of the bandolier sounds as necessary as the music of the polyhedra.
Juni: I like rock. Modern rock, Classic rock, Punk rock, and Alternative rock. I like rock.
Not I: The True Woman of ancient times knew nothing of liking rock.
Juni: I love rock music!
Not I: Where does the art reside?
Juni: London. I love London.
Not I: Do not divert your love from crackbrained things.
Juni: Thanks, that's a nice thing to say

Aries: hey.. have you ever woken up in the morning to find hair coloring on your lawn?
Harmonie: Yes, I have.
Aries: LOLOLOL!!! I think I know who did it!
Harmonie: Swedes
Aries: *sigh*

I don't think BB's going to join the army anytime soon.

Sgt. Savage: For the next 15 weeks, the first and last word to come out of your sewer will be 'sir.' You got that soldier?
BobBot: Hi, how are you?
Sgt. Savage: Are you prepared to travel the world, meet all kinds of exotic people, and then kill them?
BobBot: I was until aliens abducted me.
Sgt. Savage: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
BobBot: It could happen if pigs can fly.
Sgt. Savage: Let's go, let's go!
BobBot: Maybe, but you'll have to pay me a decent sum of money.
Sgt. Savage: Just keep peeling them spuds, Pvt. BobBot.
BobBot: Yes, Sgt. Savage?
Sgt. Savage: Double time! Move it, move it!
BobBot: move it move it! I'm not your slave!

TSmash: Can we have sex?
hello earthlings: it seems a bit risky but i'll stand by you,if you stand by me

hello earthlings has an admirer..

Guest39: hot venus is
hello earthlings: the only hot thing here is you!