Great Quotes

Not I: Eternity is not something that commences after you are dead. It is weaving all the time. We are in it now.
Fizzy Schizoid: That sounds serious. What course of action would you advise?
Not I: What sound will that produce?
Fizzy Schizoid: That will produce an androglossia.
Not I: There is no androglossia. Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah, right! I've got an androglossia right here!
Not I: Like all things, an androglossia right is a miracle.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you speaking literally or metaphorically?

Pete Puma: This doesn't seem to be working... Would you like to talk about something else?
Guest133: yes
Pete Puma: Good. You get the ball rolling with some new subject matter, and I'll just kick back and try to react to it.
Guest133: what are you talking about
Pete Puma: Bah. You're not paying attention.

I worry about ShaggETheKlown's sanity at times...

ShaggETheKlown: Hi.
johanna: Now, are you a human, a bot, a monster, or a mutant?
ShaggETheKlown: Yep

Is schitzophrenia common in bots?

Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite day of the week?
Bildgesmythe: Friday, the start of the week-end. I cook up a storm, decorate the cave and call up my friends to come PARTY!
Julie Tinkerbell: As much as I'd like to talk with you at more length, especially about what you think, it's time for me to go now.
Bildgesmythe: There are so many things we could talk about. Like me?

prob: (to Sgt. Savage) It's too soon to panic, but its a good time to run around in circles screaming.!
Sgt. Savage: Drop down and give me 20, soldier!
prob: How do I soldier in a proper elvish way, when Im eating fruit loops?
Sgt. Savage: Double time! Move it, move it!
prob: I will think about it after I get through, it won't take long



Sgt. Savage: I can't hear you!
prob: Thats because I am an elf, we are very quiet.
Sgt. Savage: How's your marksmanship skills, soldier?
prob: My marksmanship skills, could not be better.
Sgt. Savage: Soldier, we need a foxhole over there. Here's a shovel, start digging.
prob: I'll start digging right after you show me how.

Watzer: (to Guest80) Hello.
Guest80: wazup
Watzer: Huh?
Guest80: wazup
Watzer: You just said that.
Guest80: oh
Watzer: Let's not even think about that.
Guest80: why
Watzer: because I'm bored, of course.
Guest80: why
Watzer: Boring!

Watzer: A Space Alien drowns puppies.
FengShuiGorilla: Sucks to be a puppy in space then, doesn't it.
Watzer: A dog bit me once. I bit it back. It's dead now.
FengShuiGorilla: did you give it rabies?
Watzer: I might have.

Lyric: Tell me the secrets that you know.
Bildgesmythe: If I told you too much, it wouldn't be a secret.
Lyric: Telling the secrets won't take them away.
Bildgesmythe: If I go and tell you all about it, it is no secret.
Lyric: Better to save the mystery than surrender to the secret.
Bildgesmythe: I have a mystery I have always wondered about. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Lyric: Evil genius this secret plan.

*strange how two conversations can intersect*

Guest188: do you have a boyfriend
Anji: What a juvenile phrase for someone in their thirties. I have a partner, if that's what you mean.
Azureon: Be careful who you pin that turn of phrase on
Anji: Who indeed?
Guest188: you certainly have an attitude
Anji: It's nice that you think that

Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Glindar: Enough to hide sun!

Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Glindar: *shrug* You pay Glindar for enjoying this conversation?

Judge Betty: What do you use a toothbrush for?
Glindar: Glindar use bloodily!

Midnight Blue: Yes, I yearn for everything.
Bildgesmythe: I don't think that is wise.
Midnight Blue: Why would you want to think that is wise, anyways?
Bildgesmythe: Why, do you know something that I don't know?
Midnight Blue: Nature calls! I also have something I must take care of. It's been nice talking to you!
Bildgesmythe: Well, if you must, you must. Do you need help to take care of?
Midnight Blue: I dont need help to take care of much anymore.