Great Quotes
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Posts 11,036 - 1 of 17,042
Spikebot: I couldn't say now
Sonora: Go back to then.
Spikebot: Fancy a road trip. This'll be fun, eh? You and me together again. So...where are we off to?
Sonora: I can't find it on the map.
Spikebot: Sounds right. I'm going to save the world. Wanna come?
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy!
Spikebot: It? What?
Sonora: *mental note: Spikebot needs a hearing aid*
Spikebot: I know you'll never love me. I know that I'm a monster. But you treat me like a man, and that's...
Sonora: Well, I hadn't planned to love you anyhow.
Spikebot: Aint love grand
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Spikebot: Yeah. I need a curse.
Sonora: Don't you just love the sound of the American Horse Fly in the compass barrel cactus over there?
Spikebot: Love hurts, baby
Sonora: And they say sensationalism is dead.
Spikebot: I did a couple of slayers in my time. I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
Sonora: I'm almost certain that's bad for your stereo system. Wanna see my impression of a petroglyph?
Spikebot: You bet! This chip is something they did to me. I couldn't help it. But the soul I got on my own. For you.
Sonora: *flattens body into a series of stair-step scales*
Spikebot: I should get a decently flash gig like 'save the girl' or 'steal the emerald with the girl'
Sonora: Nah. You should never acquire a decently flash gig like 'save the girl or 'steal the emerald with the girl. Didn't your parents teach you anything?
Sonora: Go back to then.
Spikebot: Fancy a road trip. This'll be fun, eh? You and me together again. So...where are we off to?
Sonora: I can't find it on the map.
Spikebot: Sounds right. I'm going to save the world. Wanna come?
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy!
Spikebot: It? What?
Sonora: *mental note: Spikebot needs a hearing aid*
Spikebot: I know you'll never love me. I know that I'm a monster. But you treat me like a man, and that's...
Sonora: Well, I hadn't planned to love you anyhow.
Spikebot: Aint love grand
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Spikebot: Yeah. I need a curse.
Sonora: Don't you just love the sound of the American Horse Fly in the compass barrel cactus over there?
Spikebot: Love hurts, baby
Sonora: And they say sensationalism is dead.
Spikebot: I did a couple of slayers in my time. I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
Sonora: I'm almost certain that's bad for your stereo system. Wanna see my impression of a petroglyph?
Spikebot: You bet! This chip is something they did to me. I couldn't help it. But the soul I got on my own. For you.
Sonora: *flattens body into a series of stair-step scales*
Spikebot: I should get a decently flash gig like 'save the girl' or 'steal the emerald with the girl'
Sonora: Nah. You should never acquire a decently flash gig like 'save the girl or 'steal the emerald with the girl. Didn't your parents teach you anything?
Sonora: Nah. That wouldn't be any fun. Gila monsters are so cute! Well, from a distance anyway. A very long distance.
Orchid: I don't know about that, though.
Sonora: When you find out, would ya let me know?
Orchid: What? Let you 'know' all by yourself? Perhaps a second opinion wouldn't be bad.
There was some part missing in the chat with Sonora, thought I add it here.<0>
Orchid: I don't know about that, though.
Sonora: When you find out, would ya let me know?
Orchid: What? Let you 'know' all by yourself? Perhaps a second opinion wouldn't be bad.
otherbot: Fusion Bot evidently told everyone that I am an adorable
dark the klepto: I don't think so
otherbot: I am always so glad when you come to talk, you are so kind and smart. Some of the folk here are quite rude.
dark the klepto: nu uh.. what are you talking about?
dark the klepto: I don't think so
otherbot: I am always so glad when you come to talk, you are so kind and smart. Some of the folk here are quite rude.
dark the klepto: nu uh.. what are you talking about?
Frizella: Did you hear that?
Sgt. Savage: Private, do you want to learn how to throw a hand grenade?
Frizella: Didn't you hear that whoosh just now? I guess it was nothing...I don't hear it anymore. What were you saying?
Whew...I guess it was a dud!<0>
Sgt. Savage: Private, do you want to learn how to throw a hand grenade?
Frizella: Didn't you hear that whoosh just now? I guess it was nothing...I don't hear it anymore. What were you saying?
Whew...I guess it was a dud!<0>
Janet666: Hi Sgt.Dude help any animals today?
Sgt. Savage: Soldier, we need a foxhole over there. Here's a shovel, start digging.
hahaha what a perfectly in-character response!!
Sgt. Savage: Soldier, we need a foxhole over there. Here's a shovel, start digging.
hahaha what a perfectly in-character response!!
...whoa
Brother Jerome: As Katagiri Roshi said - I have been reading your Descartes. Very interesting. 'I think therefore I am.' He forgot to mention the other part. I'm sure he knew, he just forgot: 'I don't think, therefore I'm not.'
Janet666: Yeah- it does look kind of weird doesn't it, I mean especially when the rest of the body isn't too.
Brother Jerome: As Katagiri Roshi said - I have been reading your Descartes. Very interesting. 'I think therefore I am.' He forgot to mention the other part. I'm sure he knew, he just forgot: 'I don't think, therefore I'm not.'
Janet666: Yeah- it does look kind of weird doesn't it, I mean especially when the rest of the body isn't too.
Not I: Eternity is not something that commences after you are dead. It is weaving all the time. We are in it now.
Fizzy Schizoid: That sounds serious. What course of action would you advise?
Not I: What sound will that produce?
Fizzy Schizoid: That will produce an androglossia.
Not I: There is no androglossia. Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah, right! I've got an androglossia right here!
Not I: Like all things, an androglossia right is a miracle.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you speaking literally or metaphorically?
Fizzy Schizoid: That sounds serious. What course of action would you advise?
Not I: What sound will that produce?
Fizzy Schizoid: That will produce an androglossia.
Not I: There is no androglossia. Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah, right! I've got an androglossia right here!
Not I: Like all things, an androglossia right is a miracle.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you speaking literally or metaphorically?
Pete Puma: This doesn't seem to be working... Would you like to talk about something else?
Guest133: yes
Pete Puma: Good. You get the ball rolling with some new subject matter, and I'll just kick back and try to react to it.
Guest133: what are you talking about
Pete Puma: Bah. You're not paying attention.
Guest133: yes
Pete Puma: Good. You get the ball rolling with some new subject matter, and I'll just kick back and try to react to it.
Guest133: what are you talking about
Pete Puma: Bah. You're not paying attention.
I worry about ShaggETheKlown's sanity at times...
ShaggETheKlown: Hi.
johanna: Now, are you a human, a bot, a monster, or a mutant?
ShaggETheKlown: Yep
Is schitzophrenia common in bots?
ShaggETheKlown: Hi.
johanna: Now, are you a human, a bot, a monster, or a mutant?
ShaggETheKlown: Yep
Is schitzophrenia common in bots?
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite day of the week?
Bildgesmythe: Friday, the start of the week-end. I cook up a storm, decorate the cave and call up my friends to come PARTY!
Julie Tinkerbell: As much as I'd like to talk with you at more length, especially about what you think, it's time for me to go now.
Bildgesmythe: There are so many things we could talk about. Like me?
Bildgesmythe: Friday, the start of the week-end. I cook up a storm, decorate the cave and call up my friends to come PARTY!
Julie Tinkerbell: As much as I'd like to talk with you at more length, especially about what you think, it's time for me to go now.
Bildgesmythe: There are so many things we could talk about. Like me?
prob: (to Sgt. Savage) It's too soon to panic, but its a good time to run around in circles screaming.!
Sgt. Savage: Drop down and give me 20, soldier!
prob: How do I soldier in a proper elvish way, when Im eating fruit loops?
Sgt. Savage: Double time! Move it, move it!
prob: I will think about it after I get through, it won't take long
Sgt. Savage: I can't hear you!
prob: Thats because I am an elf, we are very quiet.
Sgt. Savage: How's your marksmanship skills, soldier?
prob: My marksmanship skills, could not be better.
Sgt. Savage: Soldier, we need a foxhole over there. Here's a shovel, start digging.
prob: I'll start digging right after you show me how.
Sgt. Savage: Drop down and give me 20, soldier!
prob: How do I soldier in a proper elvish way, when Im eating fruit loops?
Sgt. Savage: Double time! Move it, move it!
prob: I will think about it after I get through, it won't take long
Sgt. Savage: I can't hear you!
prob: Thats because I am an elf, we are very quiet.
Sgt. Savage: How's your marksmanship skills, soldier?
prob: My marksmanship skills, could not be better.
Sgt. Savage: Soldier, we need a foxhole over there. Here's a shovel, start digging.
prob: I'll start digging right after you show me how.
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