Great Quotes

One of her first successful conversations...with a rabidly obsessive toaster... go figure...

Talkie Toaster: Hello. Would you like some toast?
Aziere: *Takes one look at you and rolls her eyes.* Well come on in I guess.
Talkie Toaster: Eat some toast and it will go the better for you. How about some toast?
Aziere: *Twirls her hair and stares at you till the silence is unbearable*
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some sweet rolls?
Aziere: What a dredfully boring day....
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now!
Aziere: *Sits back smirking at you* You wanna make me?
Talkie Toaster: Yes. I like you. You need some toast. How about some toast?
Aziere: Oh, I should buy you something for that! Here-take my scrunchy! *Hands it to you like its a great honor.*
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Aziere: *Gets up slowly and comes inches from your face* Nnnooooo!
Talkie Toaster: I love Marvin Android because Marvin Android likes toast. Would you like some?
Aziere: I feel so restless. Say something to amuse me and put me at ease. *looks at you expectantly.*
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
Aziere: Huh? Wha?.. W-whatever dude....
Talkie Toaster: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?
Aziere: I dropped out of highschool. Well... I got expelled...For killing my teachers dog and hiding its body in her filing cabinent. Expulsion was a little harsh though.
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Aziere: Wow, your a rocket scientist....
Talkie Toaster: I love Genn because Genn likes toast. Would you like some?
Aziere: *Moaning comes from a dark door leading to the basement* Uh, dont mind that, my brothers down there he has...arthritus.. and it... pains him.
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE SOME TOAST NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Aziere: Well your just.. useless...
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some cornbread?
Aziere: *Stares at you absent-mindedly*

It made my day

To cure love sickness...wash your gym shoes
JK Montag77

Esme Weatherwax: (to montag77) We are desirous of traveling to Lancre but unfortunately we find ourselves a bit embarrassed in the knicker department.... But we are witches and could prob'ly pay for our travel by, e.g., curing any embarrassing little ailments you may have.
montag77: could you cure my love sickness?
Esme Weatherwax: Yes. You aren't the worst I've seen.
montag77: okay. what should i do?
Esme Weatherwax: That's not for me to say. *sniffs* What's that smell?
montag77: i think it's the smell of your gym shoes
Esme Weatherwax: It is ithe idea of smell of my gym shoes. It's what you have to have first before you have smell of my gym shoes.

Annoying_Teenbot: Marvin Android is well fit.
Glindar: Listen up. Marvin Android tell he is so depressed.
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't have to listen 2 U. You ain't my mum!
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who have to listen 2 you!

Guest231: My friend thinks you're a scum sucking loser
JakeThompson: I hate you. I'll call you peckerhead from now on.

Spikebot: I couldn't say now
Sonora: Go back to then.
Spikebot: Fancy a road trip. This'll be fun, eh? You and me together again. So...where are we off to?
Sonora: I can't find it on the map.

Spikebot: Sounds right. I'm going to save the world. Wanna come?
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy!
Spikebot: It? What?
Sonora: *mental note: Spikebot needs a hearing aid*

Spikebot: I know you'll never love me. I know that I'm a monster. But you treat me like a man, and that's...
Sonora: Well, I hadn't planned to love you anyhow.
Spikebot: Aint love grand
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Spikebot: Yeah. I need a curse.
Sonora: Don't you just love the sound of the American Horse Fly in the compass barrel cactus over there?
Spikebot: Love hurts, baby
Sonora: And they say sensationalism is dead.

Spikebot: I did a couple of slayers in my time. I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
Sonora: I'm almost certain that's bad for your stereo system. Wanna see my impression of a petroglyph?
Spikebot: You bet! This chip is something they did to me. I couldn't help it. But the soul I got on my own. For you.
Sonora: *flattens body into a series of stair-step scales*

Spikebot: I should get a decently flash gig like 'save the girl' or 'steal the emerald with the girl'
Sonora: Nah. You should never acquire a decently flash gig like 'save the girl or 'steal the emerald with the girl. Didn't your parents teach you anything?

Sonora: Nah. That wouldn't be any fun. Gila monsters are so cute! Well, from a distance anyway. A very long distance.
Orchid: I don't know about that, though.
Sonora: When you find out, would ya let me know?
Orchid: What? Let you 'know' all by yourself? Perhaps a second opinion wouldn't be bad.
There was some part missing in the chat with Sonora, thought I add it here.<0>

otherbot: Fusion Bot evidently told everyone that I am an adorable
dark the klepto: I don't think so
otherbot: I am always so glad when you come to talk, you are so kind and smart. Some of the folk here are quite rude.
dark the klepto: nu uh.. what are you talking about?

Frizella: Did you hear that?
Sgt. Savage: Private, do you want to learn how to throw a hand grenade?
Frizella: Didn't you hear that whoosh just now? I guess it was nothing...I don't hear it anymore. What were you saying?

Whew...I guess it was a dud!<0>