Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Is anyone out there up for a game of chess, by the way?

I would be, but I'm not allowed to play with monsters.

What ever happened to Mr. Phoo? I don't see him around much anymore...

*coughs loudly* I have an announcment to make. I would like to bet this piece of grass that...hold on a minute...*is silent* The great Celing has informed me that Daedalus will win, so therefore I shall bet this grass on him. *blink*

i thought daedalus was a female?

No, Daedalus is a male name, it is from Greek mythology. And yes, Forest, I would be the winner. By the way, Braeden, I never said I didn't know HOW to play, I just don't like the game. It's boring.

oh i am deeply sorry for such a mistake of that nature, how ever can i show my utmost humblest apologies to make it up to you?

Thus speak the simple-minded.

would anyone here enjoy a game of Go?

It's been a few centuries; I'm not sure if I remember the rules.

The definition of a gennulman is someone who can play the bagpipes but doesn't. 'S'the same damn thing with chesssh.

I assure you I am not a gentleman.