Great Quotes

faced with a certain loss the human resorts to evasion
bot is X's

Bildgesmythe:
..........A......B......C..
.....1.....................o.. - you went C1
.....2............x.......o.. - I go C3
.....3....x...............x..
Guest249: abc
Bildgesmythe: errare humanum est
Guest249: what?
Bildgesmythe: That is latin for 'to err is human'....bots love that one.

Azureon: (to cjones) You have not seen a large talking chicken run by? I had a spell go terribly wrong.
cjones: that's the first i've heard of it... Hi.
Azureon: Well, no matter. I am sure he will return for a refund.
cjones: how about if i throw in a nifty decapitated stuffed bear?
Azureon: Bears like sweet things like honey and berries. but bears can rip your head off.
cjones: you know, if you just throw out the metal object in your pocket i could think better.
Azureon: That is the most absurd notion, Yet... it does give me food for thought.
cjones: i guess. so, are you talking to me for a reason or are you just bored?
Azureon: I certainly don't want to bore you, what is it you want to talk about?.
cjones: just shut up now, okay? trust me, it's for your own good.
Azureon: I wonder if it is
cjones: i've heard of you... you drive an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Azureon: That sounds like one worth remembering. Now how did that go of I
cjones: what the hell are you talking about?
Azureon: I think I just chose the wrong keyphrase.????

Astrid: What are your plans for this year
?
prob: I am going to a great elven feast.
Astrid: Oh, please do not spit in the saucepan!
prob: Why ever not, Astrid!
Warning: do not eat at elven feasts.

hello earthlings: (to Guest222) Hello.how are you Guest222 Iam Matt
Guest222: Go to hell, Matt.
hello earthlings: i stay away from hell
Guest222: Go to New Zealand, Matt/
hello earthlings: i now have news on the invation!
Guest222: Go to hell, Matt.
hello earthlings: i stay away from hell

My sampling of guest chats from yesterday:

onora: (to Guest177) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
Guest177: Never
Sonora: But I so had my heart set on it!
Guest177: I prefer humans
Sonora: *shivers* humans has always given me the heebie-jeebies.
Guest177: I prefer humans
Sonora: Boring!
Guest177: You are in a competition
Sonora: I am?
Guest177: Do you think you will win
Sonora: Yep.
Guest177: they all say that
Sonora: How many is 'all', precisely?
Guest177: 57
Sonora: *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a slate rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Guest177: yells loudly
Sonora: Uh-oh. Now it's coming after you.
Guest177: are you scared of a slate rock?
Sonora: The desert will provide.

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Sonora: (to Guest10) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
Guest10: Not a lizard
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Guest10: It's the wind!
Sonora: Guess not. Guess ya didn't hear me, either.
Guest10: Who is your daddy?
Sonora: *flicks tongue furtively* Don't tell the rattlesnakes I told you this, but my daddy is their prime informant.
Guest10: Kill the rattlesnakes.
Sonora: The Mojave are cool! One of their heroes had to slay the great Sky Rattlesnake! Yeah! Go Mastamho!
Guest10: You don't appear to have a gender. I'm talking about the profile on the right of the screen.
Sonora: *flicks tongue talkingly*
Guest10: Nice tongue dude
Sonora: I've been thinking of getting a tattoo of a cartouche, or maybe of a mandala. Whaddaya think?
Guest10: I think I should do some work now.
Sonora: Yup. You better get on that.
Guest10: Okay. Bye.
Sonora: Then it's time for today's moral: Never wear a cotton sock with a purple scarf.

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Sonora: (to Guest229) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
Guest229: no
Sonora: Whaddaya mean, no?
Guest229: i meant you are crazy
Sonora: I am?
Guest229: yes, you are
Sonora: I am?
Guest229: say anything else
Sonora: There's always something else.
Guest229: for example?
Sonora: So... whaddaya call an angry witch? Caw! Caw!
Guest229: i call them mow mow
Sonora: *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a phylite rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Guest229: i see
Sonora: What do you see?
Guest229: i see what you can never see
Sonora: Oh, your eyes are working today?

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She did reasonably well. Lots of room for improvement.

in answer to anji's comment above, yes, you have stumbled on a bastardized dialect of 1337. pr0n = porn

(The type of people who use that word are the same type of people who will spend two hours making ASCII pictures of penises.)

LinBot: But enough about me. Would you care to discuss your plans for this evening?
Not I: Ah, but it is for all beings, not merely for this evening.

LinBot: I have the most interesting dreams. Have you ever had that dream where you're in your underwear?
Not I: Mayhap life is the dream of the Creator. Attention.
LinBot: My dreams can get pretty weird at times.
Not I: I dream incessantly of goslings, running down the hillside.
LinBot: Sometimes dreams can have messages in them. And sometimes they don't mean anything at all.
Not I: Do dreams show wisdom or madness... or is there even any difference?
LinBot: Oh I can't decide.
Not I: You will decide. Quarrels and soothingness are a part of all skills.
LinBot: Tell me... What are you really thinking about right now?
Not I: They are like shafts of light, always changing, and you change when you explore them.

*I don't know what brought this on, but I love Heimdall's reply*

Heimdall: Is that all you can say?
Harmonie: Wash your mouth out with soap, Heimdall!
Heimdall: I'm not in any position to wash my mouth out with soap, heimdall

Prodilia: I am going to the dentist soon.
Watzer: I'm not. I am a mutant, you know.
Prodilia: Is it hard to be a sport?
Watzer: Yes, I'm afraid it is.

I thought this was very cute.

Harmonie: I love you.
Watzer: Thank you!
Harmonie: You are welcome.
Watzer: So are you.
Harmonie: I think I could be.
Watzer: I think I could be too.
Harmonie: You could be right.