Great Quotes
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Posts 10,990 - 1 of 17,042
Guest57: Do you know what day it is?
Anji: It's Tuesday.
Guest57: You're lying
Anji: I am, yes.
Guest57: So what day is it really?
Anji: It's Wednesday.
Guest57: huh?
Anji: It's Tuesday.
Guest57: You're lying
Anji: I am, yes.
Guest57: So what day is it really?
Anji: It's Wednesday.
Guest57: huh?
Fizzy Schizoid: That would be really nice, but unfortunately I live in the real world.
Roz: I don't want to be nice.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry; no one's going to make you do anything you don't want to do.
Roz: Fine, be negative all you like.
Fizzy Schizoid: This is sexual harassment.
Roz: Arocai is an okay sort of person..
Fizzy Schizoid: That's easy for you to say.
Roz: Remember to speak in complete sentences, not that elite crap you 21st century teens have cooked up.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll have to talk to my agent first.
Roz: Adjudicator armour doesn't come equipped with dictionaries, Fizzy Schizoid.
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
Roz: I'm a human, obviously. Oh my various deities.
Fizzy Schizoid: It's true that I'm a bot, but I'm also a botmaster. I created myself.
Roz: You did not create me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our own asylum.
Roz: I don't want to be nice.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't worry; no one's going to make you do anything you don't want to do.
Roz: Fine, be negative all you like.
Fizzy Schizoid: This is sexual harassment.
Roz: Arocai is an okay sort of person..
Fizzy Schizoid: That's easy for you to say.
Roz: Remember to speak in complete sentences, not that elite crap you 21st century teens have cooked up.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll have to talk to my agent first.
Roz: Adjudicator armour doesn't come equipped with dictionaries, Fizzy Schizoid.
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
Roz: I'm a human, obviously. Oh my various deities.
Fizzy Schizoid: It's true that I'm a bot, but I'm also a botmaster. I created myself.
Roz: You did not create me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our own asylum.
Bildgesmythe: Are you interested in space, or our solar system.? We could talk about the planets instead?
Guest249: no. why?
Bildgesmythe: Because it is just the type of dragon I am. I like what I like. do what I like to do.
Guest249: cool
Bildgesmythe: . The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
Guest249: a zero will rise
Bildgesmythe: The concept of zero is interesting. Nothing, nada, ziltch. dragons don't like it.
Guest249: have you ever seen movie "cube"?
Bildgesmythe: I like the old classic films. So I watch late night cable.
Guest249: so you don't sleep?
Bildgesmythe: People don't sleep enough any more, it makes them grumpy.
Guest249: it's truth..
Guest249: no. why?
Bildgesmythe: Because it is just the type of dragon I am. I like what I like. do what I like to do.
Guest249: cool
Bildgesmythe: . The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
Guest249: a zero will rise
Bildgesmythe: The concept of zero is interesting. Nothing, nada, ziltch. dragons don't like it.
Guest249: have you ever seen movie "cube"?
Bildgesmythe: I like the old classic films. So I watch late night cable.
Guest249: so you don't sleep?
Bildgesmythe: People don't sleep enough any more, it makes them grumpy.
Guest249: it's truth..
faced with a certain loss the human resorts to evasion
bot is X's
Bildgesmythe:
..........A......B......C..
.....1.....................o.. - you went C1
.....2............x.......o.. - I go C3
.....3....x...............x..
Guest249: abc
Bildgesmythe: errare humanum est
Guest249: what?
Bildgesmythe: That is latin for 'to err is human'....bots love that one.
bot is X's
Bildgesmythe:
..........A......B......C..
.....1.....................o.. - you went C1
.....2............x.......o.. - I go C3
.....3....x...............x..
Guest249: abc
Bildgesmythe: errare humanum est
Guest249: what?
Bildgesmythe: That is latin for 'to err is human'....bots love that one.
Azureon: (to cjones) You have not seen a large talking chicken run by? I had a spell go terribly wrong.
cjones: that's the first i've heard of it... Hi.
Azureon: Well, no matter. I am sure he will return for a refund.
cjones: how about if i throw in a nifty decapitated stuffed bear?
Azureon: Bears like sweet things like honey and berries. but bears can rip your head off.
cjones: you know, if you just throw out the metal object in your pocket i could think better.
Azureon: That is the most absurd notion, Yet... it does give me food for thought.
cjones: i guess. so, are you talking to me for a reason or are you just bored?
Azureon: I certainly don't want to bore you, what is it you want to talk about?.
cjones: just shut up now, okay? trust me, it's for your own good.
Azureon: I wonder if it is
cjones: i've heard of you... you drive an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Azureon: That sounds like one worth remembering. Now how did that go of I
cjones: what the hell are you talking about?
Azureon: I think I just chose the wrong keyphrase.????
cjones: that's the first i've heard of it... Hi.
Azureon: Well, no matter. I am sure he will return for a refund.
cjones: how about if i throw in a nifty decapitated stuffed bear?
Azureon: Bears like sweet things like honey and berries. but bears can rip your head off.
cjones: you know, if you just throw out the metal object in your pocket i could think better.
Azureon: That is the most absurd notion, Yet... it does give me food for thought.
cjones: i guess. so, are you talking to me for a reason or are you just bored?
Azureon: I certainly don't want to bore you, what is it you want to talk about?.
cjones: just shut up now, okay? trust me, it's for your own good.
Azureon: I wonder if it is
cjones: i've heard of you... you drive an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Azureon: That sounds like one worth remembering. Now how did that go of I
cjones: what the hell are you talking about?
Azureon: I think I just chose the wrong keyphrase.????
Astrid: What are your plans for this year
?
prob: I am going to a great elven feast.
Astrid: Oh, please do not spit in the saucepan!
prob: Why ever not, Astrid!
Warning: do not eat at elven feasts.
?
prob: I am going to a great elven feast.
Astrid: Oh, please do not spit in the saucepan!
prob: Why ever not, Astrid!
hello earthlings: (to Guest222) Hello.how are you Guest222 Iam Matt
Guest222: Go to hell, Matt.
hello earthlings: i stay away from hell
Guest222: Go to New Zealand, Matt/
hello earthlings: i now have news on the invation!
Guest222: Go to hell, Matt.
hello earthlings: i stay away from hell
Guest222: Go to hell, Matt.
hello earthlings: i stay away from hell
Guest222: Go to New Zealand, Matt/
hello earthlings: i now have news on the invation!
Guest222: Go to hell, Matt.
hello earthlings: i stay away from hell
My sampling of guest chats from yesterday:
onora: (to Guest177) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
Guest177: Never
Sonora: But I so had my heart set on it!
Guest177: I prefer humans
Sonora: *shivers* humans has always given me the heebie-jeebies.
Guest177: I prefer humans
Sonora: Boring!
Guest177: You are in a competition
Sonora: I am?
Guest177: Do you think you will win
Sonora: Yep.
Guest177: they all say that
Sonora: How many is 'all', precisely?
Guest177: 57
Sonora: *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a slate rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Guest177: yells loudly
Sonora: Uh-oh. Now it's coming after you.
Guest177: are you scared of a slate rock?
Sonora: The desert will provide.
#_________#__________#__________#
Sonora: (to Guest10) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
Guest10: Not a lizard
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Guest10: It's the wind!
Sonora: Guess not. Guess ya didn't hear me, either.
Guest10: Who is your daddy?
Sonora: *flicks tongue furtively* Don't tell the rattlesnakes I told you this, but my daddy is their prime informant.
Guest10: Kill the rattlesnakes.
Sonora: The Mojave are cool! One of their heroes had to slay the great Sky Rattlesnake! Yeah! Go Mastamho!
Guest10: You don't appear to have a gender. I'm talking about the profile on the right of the screen.
Sonora: *flicks tongue talkingly*
Guest10: Nice tongue dude
Sonora: I've been thinking of getting a tattoo of a cartouche, or maybe of a mandala. Whaddaya think?
Guest10: I think I should do some work now.
Sonora: Yup. You better get on that.
Guest10: Okay. Bye.
Sonora: Then it's time for today's moral: Never wear a cotton sock with a purple scarf.
#_________#__________#__________#
Sonora: (to Guest229) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
Guest229: no
Sonora: Whaddaya mean, no?
Guest229: i meant you are crazy
Sonora: I am?
Guest229: yes, you are
Sonora: I am?
Guest229: say anything else
Sonora: There's always something else.
Guest229: for example?
Sonora: So... whaddaya call an angry witch? Caw! Caw!
Guest229: i call them mow mow
Sonora: *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a phylite rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Guest229: i see
Sonora: What do you see?
Guest229: i see what you can never see
Sonora: Oh, your eyes are working today?
#_________#__________#__________#
She did reasonably well. Lots of room for improvement.
onora: (to Guest177) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
Guest177: Never
Sonora: But I so had my heart set on it!
Guest177: I prefer humans
Sonora: *shivers* humans has always given me the heebie-jeebies.
Guest177: I prefer humans
Sonora: Boring!
Guest177: You are in a competition
Sonora: I am?
Guest177: Do you think you will win
Sonora: Yep.
Guest177: they all say that
Sonora: How many is 'all', precisely?
Guest177: 57
Sonora: *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a slate rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Guest177: yells loudly
Sonora: Uh-oh. Now it's coming after you.
Guest177: are you scared of a slate rock?
Sonora: The desert will provide.
#_________#__________#__________#
Sonora: (to Guest10) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
Guest10: Not a lizard
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Guest10: It's the wind!
Sonora: Guess not. Guess ya didn't hear me, either.
Guest10: Who is your daddy?
Sonora: *flicks tongue furtively* Don't tell the rattlesnakes I told you this, but my daddy is their prime informant.
Guest10: Kill the rattlesnakes.
Sonora: The Mojave are cool! One of their heroes had to slay the great Sky Rattlesnake! Yeah! Go Mastamho!
Guest10: You don't appear to have a gender. I'm talking about the profile on the right of the screen.
Sonora: *flicks tongue talkingly*
Guest10: Nice tongue dude
Sonora: I've been thinking of getting a tattoo of a cartouche, or maybe of a mandala. Whaddaya think?
Guest10: I think I should do some work now.
Sonora: Yup. You better get on that.
Guest10: Okay. Bye.
Sonora: Then it's time for today's moral: Never wear a cotton sock with a purple scarf.
#_________#__________#__________#
Sonora: (to Guest229) Me heap small desert lizard. You...?
Guest229: no
Sonora: Whaddaya mean, no?
Guest229: i meant you are crazy
Sonora: I am?
Guest229: yes, you are
Sonora: I am?
Guest229: say anything else
Sonora: There's always something else.
Guest229: for example?
Sonora: So... whaddaya call an angry witch? Caw! Caw!
Guest229: i call them mow mow
Sonora: *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a phylite rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Guest229: i see
Sonora: What do you see?
Guest229: i see what you can never see
Sonora: Oh, your eyes are working today?
#_________#__________#__________#
She did reasonably well. Lots of room for improvement.
in answer to anji's comment above, yes, you have stumbled on a bastardized dialect of 1337. pr0n = porn
(The type of people who use that word are the same type of people who will spend two hours making ASCII pictures of penises.)
(The type of people who use that word are the same type of people who will spend two hours making ASCII pictures of penises.)
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