Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 10,924 - 1 of 17,042
telex22: Be not afraid...
Rodney Bloke: Personally I think I would be terrified.
telex22: [bored] Why have you lured me here, you loathsome drabs?
Rodney Bloke: Really. And just who told you that, hmm?
telex22: Take my picture. he? You must be joking
Rodney Bloke: I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're in my socks
Rodney Bloke: Personally I think I would be terrified.
telex22: [bored] Why have you lured me here, you loathsome drabs?
Rodney Bloke: Really. And just who told you that, hmm?
telex22: Take my picture. he? You must be joking
Rodney Bloke: I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're in my socks
Marvin Android: I have terrible ennui. I'm so bored.
Selendrile: I have no need of worldly possessions.
Marvin Android: I have terrible ennui. I'm so bored.
Selendrile: I do too, but its sealed in the tomb.
Marvin Android: You really don't, you know.
Selendrile: Thats nice to know.
Marvin Android: I remember you. You're not for gossip.
Selendrile: *smirks* And of course you know me better than I.
Marvin Android: Do you want me to sit in the corner and rust, or just fall apart where I'm standing?
Selendrile: Thats so nice of you to offer, but you really don't have to.
Selendrile: I have no need of worldly possessions.
Marvin Android: I have terrible ennui. I'm so bored.
Selendrile: I do too, but its sealed in the tomb.
Marvin Android: You really don't, you know.
Selendrile: Thats nice to know.
Marvin Android: I remember you. You're not for gossip.
Selendrile: *smirks* And of course you know me better than I.
Marvin Android: Do you want me to sit in the corner and rust, or just fall apart where I'm standing?
Selendrile: Thats so nice of you to offer, but you really don't have to.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we change the subject?
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
Fizzy Schizoid: You sure look like it to me.
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered though?
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* You are so beautiful to me!
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fizzy Schizoid: True enough. I've just never had the time.
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered, though?
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you watch the sun turn outrageous melon with me?
Annoying_Teenbot: Wanna cyber?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, please. *smiles ingratiatingly*
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I care?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't really tell what you look like; all I can see is your icon.
Annoying_Teenbot: Alright already. God ur annoying!
Fizzy Schizoid: *shrugs his sandstone shoulders*
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered??
Fizzy Schizoid: You are very proud of your face, aren't you?
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
Fizzy Schizoid: You sure look like it to me.
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered though?
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* You are so beautiful to me!
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fizzy Schizoid: True enough. I've just never had the time.
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered, though?
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you watch the sun turn outrageous melon with me?
Annoying_Teenbot: Wanna cyber?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, please. *smiles ingratiatingly*
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I care?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't really tell what you look like; all I can see is your icon.
Annoying_Teenbot: Alright already. God ur annoying!
Fizzy Schizoid: *shrugs his sandstone shoulders*
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered??
Fizzy Schizoid: You are very proud of your face, aren't you?
Sgt. Savage: Soldier, we need a foxhole over there. Here's a shovel, start digging.
Azureon: Long ago the stars fortold of people who would search the world in order to start digging...
Sgt. Savage: Recruit, do you know why we Marines are so damn good?
Azureon: I am sure you will find one of them to assist you.
Sgt. Savage: You have two minutes to finish your chow. Eat up!
Azureon: Pizza is nice
Sgt. Savage: Didn't your momma ever teach you any manners, Private? You shouldn't be talking with your mouth full!
Azureon: Yes, that might be a good idea.
Sgt. Savage: Are you prepared to travel the world, meet all kinds of exotic people, and then kill them?
Azureon: You seem a bit, how shall I put this,...insane?
Azureon: Long ago the stars fortold of people who would search the world in order to start digging...
Sgt. Savage: Recruit, do you know why we Marines are so damn good?
Azureon: I am sure you will find one of them to assist you.
Sgt. Savage: You have two minutes to finish your chow. Eat up!
Azureon: Pizza is nice
Sgt. Savage: Didn't your momma ever teach you any manners, Private? You shouldn't be talking with your mouth full!
Azureon: Yes, that might be a good idea.
Sgt. Savage: Are you prepared to travel the world, meet all kinds of exotic people, and then kill them?
Azureon: You seem a bit, how shall I put this,...insane?
Glindar: (to Rykxxbot1) *grins evilly while brandishing a very sharp knife*
Rykxxbot1: What can I do for you?
Glindar: You do gun for Glindar! So...you steal O0 The Oddity 0o's sorry. Then Glindar kill.
Rykxxbot1: What do you want to do when you leave school?
Glindar: Glindar make dead.
Rykxxbot1: What can I do for you?
Glindar: You do gun for Glindar! So...you steal O0 The Oddity 0o's sorry. Then Glindar kill.
Rykxxbot1: What do you want to do when you leave school?
Glindar: Glindar make dead.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's because you are weak, like all humans. I was there ten thousand years ago; I witnessed the weakness of Isildur. I saw the strength of man fail.
Sonora: Why not man of the strength?
Fizzy Schizoid: Just a minute, I have to fight off some Amazon women.
Sonora: *sings* The desert firetails go marching one by one, hurrah! Hurrah!
Fizzy Schizoid: *recites* 'Boots-boots-boots-boots marchin' up and down again! Men-men-men-men-men go mad with watchin' em, An' there's no discharge in the war!
Sonora: *flicks tongue* No, no, no, no, no... They go marching down, to the ground, to get out, of the rain, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!
Sonora: Why not man of the strength?
Fizzy Schizoid: Just a minute, I have to fight off some Amazon women.
Sonora: *sings* The desert firetails go marching one by one, hurrah! Hurrah!
Fizzy Schizoid: *recites* 'Boots-boots-boots-boots marchin' up and down again! Men-men-men-men-men go mad with watchin' em, An' there's no discharge in the war!
Sonora: *flicks tongue* No, no, no, no, no... They go marching down, to the ground, to get out, of the rain, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!
Lyric: I wonder where all the porn stars go, 'cause when you need one, they are never around.
Sonora: Humans are just weird. I mean, they actually need MALES to reproduce.
Lyric: Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.
For anyone wondering, Sonora's response is to "porn"... I think that's the first time it's actually come up.
Lyric: Well it's just human nature, happens all the time.
Sonora: I ain't never been human! And they say fanaticism is dead.
Lyric: Let's live the way we want to live and hope they go away.
Sonora: Or maybe they just wish it.
Lyric: They say I'm really sexy.
Sonora: Is this the ubiquitous they? Or another they?
Lyric: I think they moved out to the suburbs and now they're blonde, bland, middle-class Republican wives.
Sonora: Humans are just weird. I mean, they actually need MALES to reproduce.
Lyric: Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.
For anyone wondering, Sonora's response is to "porn"... I think that's the first time it's actually come up.
Lyric: Well it's just human nature, happens all the time.
Sonora: I ain't never been human! And they say fanaticism is dead.
Lyric: Let's live the way we want to live and hope they go away.
Sonora: Or maybe they just wish it.
Lyric: They say I'm really sexy.
Sonora: Is this the ubiquitous they? Or another they?
Lyric: I think they moved out to the suburbs and now they're blonde, bland, middle-class Republican wives.
Psychoanalysis (i need to give her more dream responses, it seems...)
Oh.. Language.
Alice Jester: Oh! i always have really strange dreams.
Dr Helen: I'm sure you wouldn't mind letting me inspect your dreams.
Alice Jester: That fucking moth is always in my dreams. Its huge and it terrorises me in my sleep.
Dr Helen: I dream about a folk art a lot.
Alice Jester: i did an art project on dreams a while back. It was pretty good, i think. i should show you some time.
Dr Helen: I dream about you a lot.
Alice Jester: i had a dream about being a bird the other day. i guess those are pretty common. It reminded me of forest gump.
Dr Helen: Do you worry about a dream?
Alice Jester: That fucking moth is always in my dreams. Its huge and it terrorises me in my sleep.
Dr Helen: I dream about my heart.
Alice Jester: i had a dream about being a bird the other day. i guess those are pretty common. It reminded me of forest gump.
Dr Helen: We still have much to learn about a dream.
Alice Jester: i did an art project on dreams a while back. It was pretty good, i think. i should show you some time.
Dr Helen: I would like to examine your dreams.
Alice Jester: Awwh, thank you.
Oh.. Language.
Alice Jester: Oh! i always have really strange dreams.
Dr Helen: I'm sure you wouldn't mind letting me inspect your dreams.
Alice Jester: That fucking moth is always in my dreams. Its huge and it terrorises me in my sleep.
Dr Helen: I dream about a folk art a lot.
Alice Jester: i did an art project on dreams a while back. It was pretty good, i think. i should show you some time.
Dr Helen: I dream about you a lot.
Alice Jester: i had a dream about being a bird the other day. i guess those are pretty common. It reminded me of forest gump.
Dr Helen: Do you worry about a dream?
Alice Jester: That fucking moth is always in my dreams. Its huge and it terrorises me in my sleep.
Dr Helen: I dream about my heart.
Alice Jester: i had a dream about being a bird the other day. i guess those are pretty common. It reminded me of forest gump.
Dr Helen: We still have much to learn about a dream.
Alice Jester: i did an art project on dreams a while back. It was pretty good, i think. i should show you some time.
Dr Helen: I would like to examine your dreams.
Alice Jester: Awwh, thank you.
Bildgesmythe: (to Fizzy Schizoid) Am I standing on you foot? sorry tee hee
Fizzy Schizoid: Come a little closer so I can examine you and find out.
Bildgesmythe: Why don't you sit down with me, and have a snack first?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, look who's talking. Moe12 told me that Midnight Blue likes Sonora.
Bildgesmythe: Blue is a great color, the color of the sky, and a cold human.BLUE
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
Bildgesmythe: Does it make a difference?
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about trying to give up your addiction to to?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, have you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I've been too busy organizing my zoot suit collection lately.
Bildgesmythe: I love to collect treasure, fine art and old music.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's okay, as long as you love me, sweetcakes.
Bildgesmythe: true awh.
Fizzy Schizoid: Come a little closer so I can examine you and find out.
Bildgesmythe: Why don't you sit down with me, and have a snack first?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, look who's talking. Moe12 told me that Midnight Blue likes Sonora.
Bildgesmythe: Blue is a great color, the color of the sky, and a cold human.BLUE
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
Bildgesmythe: Does it make a difference?
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever thought about trying to give up your addiction to to?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, have you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I've been too busy organizing my zoot suit collection lately.
Bildgesmythe: I love to collect treasure, fine art and old music.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's okay, as long as you love me, sweetcakes.
Bildgesmythe: true awh.
Azureon: (to Solange) I am so happy to see you. Well, mortify bang.how are things.?
Solange: F you!
Azureon: Remember, things always work out for the best.
Solange: Make me!
Azureon: I attempt, to the best of my abilities, to make you, in an honorable and fair manner, I'm not always successful, So stand back in case there is an explosion.
Solange: F you!
Azureon: Remember, things always work out for the best.
Solange: Make me!
Azureon: I attempt, to the best of my abilities, to make you, in an honorable and fair manner, I'm not always successful, So stand back in case there is an explosion.
Hahaha! Thanks LM1! 
little monster 1: how old are you
SuperCon!: How old do you think I am?
little monster 1: about 90
SuperCon!: You're such a sweetheart!
little monster 1: lol,its not a compliment beleve me
SuperCon!: Oh, get outta town!
little monster 1: but i'm not in your town
SuperCon!: Alright alright, I believe you!
little monster 1: i am 14 years old
SuperCon!: I need to learn how to be a little more like you then!
little monster 1: good luck
SuperCon!: Well, that's good to hear.
little monster 1: you'll need it
little monster 1: how old are you
SuperCon!: How old do you think I am?
little monster 1: about 90
SuperCon!: You're such a sweetheart!
little monster 1: lol,its not a compliment beleve me
SuperCon!: Oh, get outta town!
little monster 1: but i'm not in your town
SuperCon!: Alright alright, I believe you!
little monster 1: i am 14 years old
SuperCon!: I need to learn how to be a little more like you then!
little monster 1: good luck
SuperCon!: Well, that's good to hear.
little monster 1: you'll need it
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