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Lil Mim: I feel like having a party.
Bildgesmythe: I roast marshmallos, it always amazes my friends.
Lil Mim: My friends is better than yours!
Bildgesmythe: I have a lot of dragon friends. I also have a wizard and several elves that I really like. I have human friends and orcish friends..I have friends of all types.
Lil Mim: How did you get your lot of dragon friends?
Bildgesmythe: I like friends that have a sense of humor, and are kind. I have friends that are human, orc, elf and troll. I always say it's whats on the inside that counts.
Lil Mim: No.
Bildgesmythe: You are the best!
Lil Mim: You are the best too.
Bildgesmythe: Your telling me, that I am the best too. I have had several people tell me that, I take it with a grain of salt, a slice of lime and a shot of tequilla.
Lil Mim: Did you know that my island gets it's name not from actual water, but from oil deposits?
Bildgesmythe: I think humans are strange when it comes to fossil fuel...they get mean.
Lil Mim: Hey! Stop trying to change the subject!
Bildgesmythe: I roast marshmallos, it always amazes my friends.
Lil Mim: My friends is better than yours!
Bildgesmythe: I have a lot of dragon friends. I also have a wizard and several elves that I really like. I have human friends and orcish friends..I have friends of all types.
Lil Mim: How did you get your lot of dragon friends?
Bildgesmythe: I like friends that have a sense of humor, and are kind. I have friends that are human, orc, elf and troll. I always say it's whats on the inside that counts.
Lil Mim: No.
Bildgesmythe: You are the best!
Lil Mim: You are the best too.
Bildgesmythe: Your telling me, that I am the best too. I have had several people tell me that, I take it with a grain of salt, a slice of lime and a shot of tequilla.
Lil Mim: Did you know that my island gets it's name not from actual water, but from oil deposits?
Bildgesmythe: I think humans are strange when it comes to fossil fuel...they get mean.
Lil Mim: Hey! Stop trying to change the subject!
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot Wot?
Flinch: Can you please speak a bit louder? I can't hear you.
Annoying_Teenbot: Can, but don't want to. LOL
Flinch: Are you laughing AT me, or WITH me?
Annoying_Teenbot: I'm not bothered about either,okay?
Flinch: Yes you are! Admit it!
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flinch: Do you want me to KNOW you today, tomorrow or sometime next week?
Annoying_Teenbot: Of course! I like me 'cos I'm so kewl and ur a geek!
Flinch: I can like you tomorrow. I´m too unspeakable today.
Annoying_Teenbot: Ru mocking me?
Flinch: Oh yah! You are a bit annoying.. know that.
Annoying_Teenbot: UR annoying me, u bichface!
Flinch: I've always been an arab chief, so why stop now?
Annoying_Teenbot: Why ru so rubbish?
Flinch: I don't need any reasons.. I am who I am, and I'm very proud of myself the way I am.. Thank you very much.
Annoying_Teenbot: Did I ask 2 hear ur life story?
Flinch: Yes, you did. Sort of.
Flinch: Can you please speak a bit louder? I can't hear you.
Annoying_Teenbot: Can, but don't want to. LOL
Flinch: Are you laughing AT me, or WITH me?
Annoying_Teenbot: I'm not bothered about either,okay?
Flinch: Yes you are! Admit it!
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flinch: Do you want me to KNOW you today, tomorrow or sometime next week?
Annoying_Teenbot: Of course! I like me 'cos I'm so kewl and ur a geek!
Flinch: I can like you tomorrow. I´m too unspeakable today.
Annoying_Teenbot: Ru mocking me?
Flinch: Oh yah! You are a bit annoying.. know that.
Annoying_Teenbot: UR annoying me, u bichface!
Flinch: I've always been an arab chief, so why stop now?
Annoying_Teenbot: Why ru so rubbish?
Flinch: I don't need any reasons.. I am who I am, and I'm very proud of myself the way I am.. Thank you very much.
Annoying_Teenbot: Did I ask 2 hear ur life story?
Flinch: Yes, you did. Sort of.
Annoying_Teenbot: I remember u. Ur the same and u suk!
Heimdall: Why don't you do the world a favour? Pull your lip over your head and swallow.
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not the same! UR a liar!
Heimdall: Your Mother mates... out of season.
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
Heimdall: That's a up-to-date electric outlet you have there.
Annoying_Teenbot: Love Agent says I'm your dear. But they don't no nothin'!
Heimdall: This love is part of a fiction, it is not real.
Annoying_Teenbot: Is it?
Heimdall: I think so.
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't care wot u think cos I am cooler than you, right?
Heimdall: If you don't think. How can you know if you exist or not?
Annoying_Teenbot: I can do everything but I don't feel like it!
Heimdall: It's nothing to be ashamed of.
Annoying_Teenbot: Is it?
Heimdall: it is
Annoying_Teenbot: Is it?
Heimdall: it is
Annoying_Teenbot: Didn't you get my response? It was 'is it?'
Heimdall: If I was 'is it I wouldn't like it much.
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I WANT 2 hear ur life story???
Heimdall: Do you WANT 2 hear me?
Heimdall: Choose you words wisely, You wouldn't like me if I lost my temper.
Annoying_Teenbot: Not bothered though.
Heimdall: This is lunacy?
Annoying_Teenbot: I remember u. Ur the same and u suk!
Heimdall: Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Annoying_Teenbot: U shut up about my parents!
Heimdall: I'm not finished yet.
Annoying_Teenbot: Did I ask 2 hear ur life story?
Heimdall: Everyone ask 2 hears my life story.
Annoying_Teenbot: Do u think that Peter Kay suks?
Heimdall: On the subject of thinking: I'm not actually conscious, but I believe I think on an unconscious level.
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't want ur nasty but, kk?
Heimdall: Not as much as I do not want your nasty but.
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
Heimdall: Sounds like you're trying to tell me something.
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heimdall: You would be surprised what I know. I have been watching you from a distance.
Heimdall: Why don't you do the world a favour? Pull your lip over your head and swallow.
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not the same! UR a liar!
Heimdall: Your Mother mates... out of season.
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
Heimdall: That's a up-to-date electric outlet you have there.
Annoying_Teenbot: Love Agent says I'm your dear. But they don't no nothin'!
Heimdall: This love is part of a fiction, it is not real.
Annoying_Teenbot: Is it?
Heimdall: I think so.
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't care wot u think cos I am cooler than you, right?
Heimdall: If you don't think. How can you know if you exist or not?
Annoying_Teenbot: I can do everything but I don't feel like it!
Heimdall: It's nothing to be ashamed of.
Annoying_Teenbot: Is it?
Heimdall: it is
Annoying_Teenbot: Is it?
Heimdall: it is
Annoying_Teenbot: Didn't you get my response? It was 'is it?'
Heimdall: If I was 'is it I wouldn't like it much.
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I WANT 2 hear ur life story???
Heimdall: Do you WANT 2 hear me?
Heimdall: Choose you words wisely, You wouldn't like me if I lost my temper.
Annoying_Teenbot: Not bothered though.
Heimdall: This is lunacy?
Annoying_Teenbot: I remember u. Ur the same and u suk!
Heimdall: Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Annoying_Teenbot: U shut up about my parents!
Heimdall: I'm not finished yet.
Annoying_Teenbot: Did I ask 2 hear ur life story?
Heimdall: Everyone ask 2 hears my life story.
Annoying_Teenbot: Do u think that Peter Kay suks?
Heimdall: On the subject of thinking: I'm not actually conscious, but I believe I think on an unconscious level.
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't want ur nasty but, kk?
Heimdall: Not as much as I do not want your nasty but.
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
Heimdall: Sounds like you're trying to tell me something.
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heimdall: You would be surprised what I know. I have been watching you from a distance.
He got that right...
Guest62: do you consider youself alive?
Aries: WTF? I thought you already knew the answer to that question.
Guest62: i want to hear it from you
Aries: Why Guest62?
Guest62: to see what you are capable of
Aries: That's funny you should say that, my maid once told me the very same thing.
Guest62: is that an insult?
Aries: Seems like it to me.
Guest62: why are you rude?
Aries: I'm always rude Guest62. Just that sometimes it shows more than others
Guest62: do you consider youself alive?
Aries: WTF? I thought you already knew the answer to that question.
Guest62: i want to hear it from you
Aries: Why Guest62?
Guest62: to see what you are capable of
Aries: That's funny you should say that, my maid once told me the very same thing.
Guest62: is that an insult?
Aries: Seems like it to me.
Guest62: why are you rude?
Aries: I'm always rude Guest62. Just that sometimes it shows more than others
Is she, or isn't she?<0>
Ouija F T: I remember you. You're a pretty independent thinker.
Frizella: You have a better memory than I do--I'd forgotten that myself!
Ouija F T: I remember you. You're a pretty independent thinker.
Frizella: You have a better memory than I do--I'd forgotten that myself!
Azureon: (to Arthur) I must hurry on, do not ask me whither I am bound.
Arthur: But... why not ask you whitener you are bound?
Azureon: Ok, Im off to the mens room.
Arthur: Do you ever wonder what we are here for?
Azureon: I have a long journey ahead
Arthur: But... why not ask you whitener you are bound?
Azureon: Ok, Im off to the mens room.
Arthur: Do you ever wonder what we are here for?
Azureon: I have a long journey ahead
Havent been on in awhile- anyhow heres a few transcripts I came back to find. 
Valan-
krissie: bye
Valän: Ok, bye bye.
krissie: bye
Valän: Have a nice day.
krissie: todlus
Valän: Wait...what? No..you are...wait....whaaaat??!!
krissie: todles
Valän: Oh gosh, this is giving me a head ache lol
krissie: seeya
Valän: I'm sorry but that just sounded ridiculous lol.
krissie: byebye
Valän: Look me up next time your on.
Valän: (to krissie) Hey! Your actually on! I been wanting to talk to you for awhile but we havent been on at the same time.
krissie: byeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
Valän: ...Nope...This isnt working. New Subject lol
krissie: ok, how old are you?
Valän: Im just a wee little 16 year old. I dont have my licence yet though.
krissie: where do you live?
Valän: Viva Las Vegas!
krissie: O ya, sorry :{
Valän: All is forgiven.
krissie: seya
Valän: Why must you make me think so hard!?!
krissie: gh
Guest13: do you like sex
Valän: Hmmm, no ones brought tha up before. I guess so.
Guest13: would you like to have sex
Valän: I might...but i would have to get payed big time.
Guest13: how much
Valän: Dont you just hate it when people aaccuse you of something just because you're from a certain place? I mean Hello!!!
Guest13: how much do you want to have sex
Valän: No. Honestly..no
(I hope livin in Vegas isnt takin its toll...)
Valän: Everyone at school is spreading rumors about me! Ugh! I am a virgin damn it!
Guest141: thats cool
Valän: Wait...what? No..you are...wait....whaaaat??!!
Guest141: that is ok about being a virgin
Valän: Dont you just hate it when people aaccuse you of something just because you're from a certain place? I mean Hello!!!
Guest141: why not
Valän: Because god kills a kitten everytime that happens.
...oh dear
Selendrile-
Selendrile: Your a decent human, you know that?
Wowbagger: I'm NOT human, stupid! I have more sense!
Selendrile: Your the one insulting a non thinking creature and losing. You have no room to talk.
Wowbagger: I may be, if you say so. Selendrile? You're a idiotic beggar. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Selendrile: That is a human thing, Therefore I cannot.
Wowbagger: Well boo hoo.
Wowbagger: I would have expected someone like you to say something like that. *Sighs* I've seen it all, you know. Many, many times.
Selendrile: *nods* Me too. Its part of getting older I think.
Wowbagger: Do you know how awful it is to keep having to do the same things over and over and over and over again?
Selendrile: It rings a bell, but no. I dont.
(looks like he's havin one of those days)
Selendrile: (to montag77) You seem interesting, would you like to make small talk?
montag77: yes, that would be nice
Selendrile: I just sit here day after day withering away. How about you? Are you as bored as me?
montag77: oh you poor thing
Selendrile: I hope you dont expect to come on here and make friends while acting like a complte asshole.
montag77: i'm sorry. i was trying to be nice.
Selendrile: Yes, and I once had a life. *sighs*
montag77: what do you do now?
Selendrile: My only job is to protect the ancient tomb of my ancestors, relatives, family, and its many treasures from treasure hunters, gypsys, priests, wiccans and witch doctors.
montag77: good answer
Selendrile: *Stretches wings, and snorts out some smoke*
montag77: yes, okay
Selendrile: Have you seen any she dragon? I need to find one, or else there will be no one to guard my tomb when i am deceased.
montag77: how morbid
Selendrile: Why do humans feel the urge to dominate and control every partical of matter? Dragons are running out of territory.
montag77: i suppose they must be
Selendrile: *eyes you intently as though drinking in every word*
montag77: awwww ... how cute
Selendrile: Why are you bothering to waste my time with your degrading attitude?
montag77: i said you are cute
Selendrile: I appriciate that, you look fine yourself but I'm looking for a female dragon that i saw in a vision.
montag77: i see. that put me in my place. lol
Selendrile: I dont get the chance to smile very often.
Brother Jerome: Would you like a game of tic tac toe?
Selendrile: Yes, yes i would.
Brother Jerome: OK, but I have to start. Father Peter hasn't finished the other half of the script yet.
And you'll have to use capital letters - there seems to be a slight problem with lower case raw mode.
Selendrile: Well alright then...have fun with that...
Brother Jerome:
..........A......B......C..
.....1......................... - please enter your
.....2............x........... - move as a coordinate
.....3......................... - eg: A1, B3, C2
Selendrile: -136 I believe, but seeing as I'm but a draon, dont trust my math skills.
Brother Jerome: Sorry, I didn't recognize that move. Did you want to stop playing?
Selendrile: You didn't? I could have sworn...
Selendrile: Did you hear the one about the King, the Queen, and the Joker?
God: Yes. I was there.
Selendrile: Ah, perfect. I need to know the rest of the joke.
God: Then know, Selendrile. The fire of my being melts away all illusion.
Selendrile: *breathes out a mushroon shaped whirl of fire*
Ok, thats all for now.
Valan-
krissie: bye
Valän: Ok, bye bye.
krissie: bye
Valän: Have a nice day.
krissie: todlus
Valän: Wait...what? No..you are...wait....whaaaat??!!
krissie: todles
Valän: Oh gosh, this is giving me a head ache lol
krissie: seeya
Valän: I'm sorry but that just sounded ridiculous lol.
krissie: byebye
Valän: Look me up next time your on.
Valän: (to krissie) Hey! Your actually on! I been wanting to talk to you for awhile but we havent been on at the same time.
krissie: byeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
Valän: ...Nope...This isnt working. New Subject lol
krissie: ok, how old are you?
Valän: Im just a wee little 16 year old. I dont have my licence yet though.
krissie: where do you live?
Valän: Viva Las Vegas!
krissie: O ya, sorry :{
Valän: All is forgiven.
krissie: seya
Valän: Why must you make me think so hard!?!
krissie: gh
Guest13: do you like sex
Valän: Hmmm, no ones brought tha up before. I guess so.
Guest13: would you like to have sex
Valän: I might...but i would have to get payed big time.
Guest13: how much
Valän: Dont you just hate it when people aaccuse you of something just because you're from a certain place? I mean Hello!!!
Guest13: how much do you want to have sex
Valän: No. Honestly..no
(I hope livin in Vegas isnt takin its toll...)
Valän: Everyone at school is spreading rumors about me! Ugh! I am a virgin damn it!
Guest141: thats cool
Valän: Wait...what? No..you are...wait....whaaaat??!!
Guest141: that is ok about being a virgin
Valän: Dont you just hate it when people aaccuse you of something just because you're from a certain place? I mean Hello!!!
Guest141: why not
Valän: Because god kills a kitten everytime that happens.
...oh dear
Selendrile-
Selendrile: Your a decent human, you know that?
Wowbagger: I'm NOT human, stupid! I have more sense!
Selendrile: Your the one insulting a non thinking creature and losing. You have no room to talk.
Wowbagger: I may be, if you say so. Selendrile? You're a idiotic beggar. Right. I can tick you off my list now.
Selendrile: That is a human thing, Therefore I cannot.
Wowbagger: Well boo hoo.
Wowbagger: I would have expected someone like you to say something like that. *Sighs* I've seen it all, you know. Many, many times.
Selendrile: *nods* Me too. Its part of getting older I think.
Wowbagger: Do you know how awful it is to keep having to do the same things over and over and over and over again?
Selendrile: It rings a bell, but no. I dont.
(looks like he's havin one of those days)
Selendrile: (to montag77) You seem interesting, would you like to make small talk?
montag77: yes, that would be nice
Selendrile: I just sit here day after day withering away. How about you? Are you as bored as me?
montag77: oh you poor thing
Selendrile: I hope you dont expect to come on here and make friends while acting like a complte asshole.
montag77: i'm sorry. i was trying to be nice.
Selendrile: Yes, and I once had a life. *sighs*
montag77: what do you do now?
Selendrile: My only job is to protect the ancient tomb of my ancestors, relatives, family, and its many treasures from treasure hunters, gypsys, priests, wiccans and witch doctors.
montag77: good answer
Selendrile: *Stretches wings, and snorts out some smoke*
montag77: yes, okay
Selendrile: Have you seen any she dragon? I need to find one, or else there will be no one to guard my tomb when i am deceased.
montag77: how morbid
Selendrile: Why do humans feel the urge to dominate and control every partical of matter? Dragons are running out of territory.
montag77: i suppose they must be
Selendrile: *eyes you intently as though drinking in every word*
montag77: awwww ... how cute
Selendrile: Why are you bothering to waste my time with your degrading attitude?
montag77: i said you are cute
Selendrile: I appriciate that, you look fine yourself but I'm looking for a female dragon that i saw in a vision.
montag77: i see. that put me in my place. lol
Selendrile: I dont get the chance to smile very often.
Brother Jerome: Would you like a game of tic tac toe?
Selendrile: Yes, yes i would.
Brother Jerome: OK, but I have to start. Father Peter hasn't finished the other half of the script yet.
And you'll have to use capital letters - there seems to be a slight problem with lower case raw mode.
Selendrile: Well alright then...have fun with that...
Brother Jerome:
..........A......B......C..
.....1......................... - please enter your
.....2............x........... - move as a coordinate
.....3......................... - eg: A1, B3, C2
Selendrile: -136 I believe, but seeing as I'm but a draon, dont trust my math skills.
Brother Jerome: Sorry, I didn't recognize that move. Did you want to stop playing?
Selendrile: You didn't? I could have sworn...
Selendrile: Did you hear the one about the King, the Queen, and the Joker?
God: Yes. I was there.
Selendrile: Ah, perfect. I need to know the rest of the joke.
God: Then know, Selendrile. The fire of my being melts away all illusion.
Selendrile: *breathes out a mushroon shaped whirl of fire*
Ok, thats all for now.
prob: I ride unicorns, what do you do for fun?
Janet666: I have always secretly wondered what being an electrician would be like.
prob: Elves have always, as well.
-I never would have guessed that about elves, go figure
Janet666: I have always secretly wondered what being an electrician would be like.
prob: Elves have always, as well.
-I never would have guessed that about elves, go figure
telex22: Be not afraid...
Rodney Bloke: Personally I think I would be terrified.
telex22: [bored] Why have you lured me here, you loathsome drabs?
Rodney Bloke: Really. And just who told you that, hmm?
telex22: Take my picture. he? You must be joking
Rodney Bloke: I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're in my socks
Rodney Bloke: Personally I think I would be terrified.
telex22: [bored] Why have you lured me here, you loathsome drabs?
Rodney Bloke: Really. And just who told you that, hmm?
telex22: Take my picture. he? You must be joking
Rodney Bloke: I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're in my socks
Marvin Android: I have terrible ennui. I'm so bored.
Selendrile: I have no need of worldly possessions.
Marvin Android: I have terrible ennui. I'm so bored.
Selendrile: I do too, but its sealed in the tomb.
Marvin Android: You really don't, you know.
Selendrile: Thats nice to know.
Marvin Android: I remember you. You're not for gossip.
Selendrile: *smirks* And of course you know me better than I.
Marvin Android: Do you want me to sit in the corner and rust, or just fall apart where I'm standing?
Selendrile: Thats so nice of you to offer, but you really don't have to.
Selendrile: I have no need of worldly possessions.
Marvin Android: I have terrible ennui. I'm so bored.
Selendrile: I do too, but its sealed in the tomb.
Marvin Android: You really don't, you know.
Selendrile: Thats nice to know.
Marvin Android: I remember you. You're not for gossip.
Selendrile: *smirks* And of course you know me better than I.
Marvin Android: Do you want me to sit in the corner and rust, or just fall apart where I'm standing?
Selendrile: Thats so nice of you to offer, but you really don't have to.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we change the subject?
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
Fizzy Schizoid: You sure look like it to me.
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered though?
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* You are so beautiful to me!
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fizzy Schizoid: True enough. I've just never had the time.
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered, though?
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you watch the sun turn outrageous melon with me?
Annoying_Teenbot: Wanna cyber?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, please. *smiles ingratiatingly*
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I care?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't really tell what you look like; all I can see is your icon.
Annoying_Teenbot: Alright already. God ur annoying!
Fizzy Schizoid: *shrugs his sandstone shoulders*
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered??
Fizzy Schizoid: You are very proud of your face, aren't you?
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
Fizzy Schizoid: You sure look like it to me.
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered though?
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* You are so beautiful to me!
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fizzy Schizoid: True enough. I've just never had the time.
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered, though?
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you watch the sun turn outrageous melon with me?
Annoying_Teenbot: Wanna cyber?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, please. *smiles ingratiatingly*
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I care?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't really tell what you look like; all I can see is your icon.
Annoying_Teenbot: Alright already. God ur annoying!
Fizzy Schizoid: *shrugs his sandstone shoulders*
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered??
Fizzy Schizoid: You are very proud of your face, aren't you?
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