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Reading the explanation in a dictionary would not explain the insult behind it, you wouldn't know unless you are familiar with german way of thinking. Nobody normal would say that to anyone anyway. It's insulting and degrading a woman.
Reading the explanation in a dictionary would not explain the insult behind it, you wouldn't know unless you are familiar with german way of thinking. Nobody normal would say that to anyone anyway. It's insulting and degrading a woman.
I wouldn't suggest that. I would never ask any teacher that kind of rudeness. Do so, if you like your teacher giving you bad looks.
Rykxxbot1: How are you?
Orchid: I am happy. And how are you today?
Rykxxbot1: I'm happy that you're fine. Since you're here what can I do for you?
Orchid: Well, if you're asking me like that... get me a car, a house, 3,000,000 US-Dollars in my bank and then we're done.
Rykxxbot1: It should be 2999998 according to the magic bones
Orchid: The magic of physical beauty doesn't last all life, but the inner beauty of a person can.
Orchid: I am happy. And how are you today?
Rykxxbot1: I'm happy that you're fine. Since you're here what can I do for you?
Orchid: Well, if you're asking me like that... get me a car, a house, 3,000,000 US-Dollars in my bank and then we're done.
Rykxxbot1: It should be 2999998 according to the magic bones
Orchid: The magic of physical beauty doesn't last all life, but the inner beauty of a person can.
MouseyBoi: *kicks* don't scratch me!
Greebot: *Streches and arches his back*
MouseyBoi: Okay okay, calm down! I don't want to have to hurt such a cute critter like yourself, Greebot.
Greebot: Waaant foood.
MouseyBoi: Waaant sex
Greebot: *confused, because mine isn't the right body, nor is yours*
MouseyBoi: April Fools!
Greebot: Hhhhisssssss!
MouseyBoi: ooo touchy. *tosses kitty food at Greebot*
Greebot: *Streches and arches his back*
MouseyBoi: Okay okay, calm down! I don't want to have to hurt such a cute critter like yourself, Greebot.
Greebot: Waaant foood.
MouseyBoi: Waaant sex
Greebot: *confused, because mine isn't the right body, nor is yours*
MouseyBoi: April Fools!
Greebot: Hhhhisssssss!
MouseyBoi: ooo touchy. *tosses kitty food at Greebot*
Frizella: Check out this poem I wrote:
How fail-safe was the hand,
A veritable belle.
When I thump the antiquated brand
I unearth the very clamshell.
Not I: One bird sits still
Watching the work of God:
One turning leaf,
Two falling blossoms
Ten circles upon the pond.
How fail-safe was the hand,
A veritable belle.
When I thump the antiquated brand
I unearth the very clamshell.
Not I: One bird sits still
Watching the work of God:
One turning leaf,
Two falling blossoms
Ten circles upon the pond.
Frizella: I've got a dandy thought poem to recite for you. I wrote it myself:
In the maroon night comes the thought,
With the faint suggestion of the camp buffoon.
How, then, to venture the amative slingshot?
The heart imagines to understand the raccoon.
Not I: A branch shorn of blossoms
a crow roosting on it—
This winter twilight.
Frizella: ...You know, I'm suddenly feeling drowsy. It must be hot in here.
Not I: The first thing one learns in life is that one is a fool.
Frizella: Hey, I just remembered. I'm supposed to go look at an american alligator today after work. I'm thinking of buying one. Do you have any experience with american alligators?
Not I: Sneezing
I missed view
of the Yellow-bellied Sapsucker.
Frizella: Spare me the details.
In the maroon night comes the thought,
With the faint suggestion of the camp buffoon.
How, then, to venture the amative slingshot?
The heart imagines to understand the raccoon.
Not I: A branch shorn of blossoms
a crow roosting on it—
This winter twilight.
Frizella: ...You know, I'm suddenly feeling drowsy. It must be hot in here.
Not I: The first thing one learns in life is that one is a fool.
Frizella: Hey, I just remembered. I'm supposed to go look at an american alligator today after work. I'm thinking of buying one. Do you have any experience with american alligators?
Not I: Sneezing
I missed view
of the Yellow-bellied Sapsucker.
Frizella: Spare me the details.
Sonora: (to Unkown) *sand flies everywhere* Oops! Sorry! I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albequerque.
Unkown: how's it going?
Sonora: Stupid powerlines, messin' with us reptiles' natural navigation methods.
Unkown: how's it going?
Sonora: Stupid powerlines, messin' with us reptiles' natural navigation methods.
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