Doghead's Cosmic Bar

You know why you started treating me like this, too. It's because my best friend is:

This guy

Not really.

In a world full of people who are douchebags, I treated you with respect, and you balled it up and threw it into my face because I was friends with Kobi.

F--- you. You just won't admit it because you still don't realise what everyone else has: you're full of yourself.

Not really.

You still can't admit it. You're sitting here, talking about how you don't care because 'you're perfect'. You still can't admit that you've been an a--hole for the past three years. There's pride, and then there's you.

I was born one. That's me. Not my problem if I am me and you don't like it.

The best quality in a person is their ability to laugh at themselves. The worst quality is their inability to.

I laugh at myself all the time. And I really don't care if you think I am an a**. Your opinion means nothing. I am me. So deal with it.

When have you ever laughed at yourself? You blame everyone else for every single one of your problems. You blamed Kobi for your problem with me.

So deal with it and stop complaining