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This was a pretty good exchange:
AndAliceSays: hello
Pete Puma: What's a classy dame like you doing here?
AndAliceSays: having some responsibility-free fun.
Pete Puma: I could kiss you right now.
AndAliceSays: i wouldn't try it.
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
AndAliceSays: no, is parasailing fun?
Pete Puma: I haven't tried it either. Maybe when I go to Trinidad next year, I'll give it a try when I'm at the beach.
AndAliceSays: you're going to trinidad? that sounds awesome.
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
AndAliceSays: no, i cannot stand gold, its fucking boring.
Pete Puma: That's too bad. It's a fun game, once you figure out how to hit that ball.
AndAliceSays: Interaction with balls seems to be the basis of most sports. and i don't like balls. therefore i don't like sports.
Pete Puma: That's too bad. A little bit of friendly competition between people is a healthy thing.
AndAliceSays: sports are bad for you. you could get a sporting injury.
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
AndAliceSays: i saw Ichi the Killer the other day, that was quite a good movie.
Pete Puma: I heard that Ebert gave it a thumb down, while Roeper give it a thumb up. Meanwhile, Gene Siskel rolled in his grave.
AndAliceSays: Interesting.
Pete Puma: Gee, I guess you're easily amused.
AndAliceSays: i guess so. the internet is an amusing place.
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
AndAliceSays: fuck you.
Pete Puma: I'm rubber, you're glue, bla bla bla.
AndAliceSays: haha. that reminds me of monkey island..
Pete Puma: I don't see the connection. How do they have anything to do with each other?
AndAliceSays: Guybrush threepwood throws insults at pirates. You have to find the right answer to the insult they give you, it's quite funny.
Pete Puma: I don't have to do squat. I'm the king, baby!
AndAliceSays: Well, if you want to miss out..
Pete Puma: What do you think, should I go to the bar or should I go to my neighbor's party tonight?
AndAliceSays: to the bar. Alcohol always takes priority.
Pete Puma: Speaking of which, I could go for some more alcohol right about now. Grab me another Samuel Adams out of the fridge please.
AndAliceSays: For sure. Mind if i help myself to one?
Pete Puma: Do you like to play poker?
AndAliceSays: Nope.
Pete Puma: Ah man, you're no fun. I bet you like to sip on Shirley Temples and play Uno.
AndAliceSays: No way. i'd rather be *playing* with you, mister.
Pete Puma: Sometimes I be with I when it's too rainy to golf, but not that often.
AndAliceSays: You play with yourself?
Pete Puma: with myself is for sissies. I'd prefer to stomp on chipmunks with my size 12 steel toes when I have some free time.
AndAliceSays: You should get some New Rocks. They're good for stamping on chipmunks with.
Pete Puma: My neighbor's dog has been barking all night, and it's really driving me apeshit. Do you have any suggestions on how to handle this?
AndAliceSays: You should probabyly give it a bowl of antifreeze.
Pete Puma: Right... So are you a Lakers fan?
AndAliceSays: no. what kind of music are you in to?
Pete Puma: an overture.
AndAliceSays: any favourite bands?
Pete Puma: Oh, you put one of those 'U's in favorite. Are you a Canadian, limey, kiwi, or Aussie?
AndAliceSays: Limey.
Pete Puma: You know, I was curious about the term 'limey' and it's origins, so I Googled it:
In 1740 Admiral Vernon was the first to serve rum diluted with water and lime juice to seamen, instead of neat rum, and his sailors called the new drink 'grog'. The purpose was chiefly to increase resistance to the disease, scurvy, which resulted from vitamin C deficiency. The practise of ensuring a regular intake of vitamin C in this way also gave rise to the term 'limey', used by foreigners initally to mean a British seaman, and later extended to British men generally.
Interesting, eh?
AndAliceSays: hello
Pete Puma: What's a classy dame like you doing here?
AndAliceSays: having some responsibility-free fun.
Pete Puma: I could kiss you right now.
AndAliceSays: i wouldn't try it.
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
AndAliceSays: no, is parasailing fun?
Pete Puma: I haven't tried it either. Maybe when I go to Trinidad next year, I'll give it a try when I'm at the beach.
AndAliceSays: you're going to trinidad? that sounds awesome.
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
AndAliceSays: no, i cannot stand gold, its fucking boring.
Pete Puma: That's too bad. It's a fun game, once you figure out how to hit that ball.
AndAliceSays: Interaction with balls seems to be the basis of most sports. and i don't like balls. therefore i don't like sports.
Pete Puma: That's too bad. A little bit of friendly competition between people is a healthy thing.
AndAliceSays: sports are bad for you. you could get a sporting injury.
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
AndAliceSays: i saw Ichi the Killer the other day, that was quite a good movie.
Pete Puma: I heard that Ebert gave it a thumb down, while Roeper give it a thumb up. Meanwhile, Gene Siskel rolled in his grave.
AndAliceSays: Interesting.
Pete Puma: Gee, I guess you're easily amused.
AndAliceSays: i guess so. the internet is an amusing place.
Pete Puma: Oh come on now. That was just a silly thing to say.
AndAliceSays: fuck you.
Pete Puma: I'm rubber, you're glue, bla bla bla.
AndAliceSays: haha. that reminds me of monkey island..
Pete Puma: I don't see the connection. How do they have anything to do with each other?
AndAliceSays: Guybrush threepwood throws insults at pirates. You have to find the right answer to the insult they give you, it's quite funny.
Pete Puma: I don't have to do squat. I'm the king, baby!
AndAliceSays: Well, if you want to miss out..
Pete Puma: What do you think, should I go to the bar or should I go to my neighbor's party tonight?
AndAliceSays: to the bar. Alcohol always takes priority.
Pete Puma: Speaking of which, I could go for some more alcohol right about now. Grab me another Samuel Adams out of the fridge please.
AndAliceSays: For sure. Mind if i help myself to one?
Pete Puma: Do you like to play poker?
AndAliceSays: Nope.
Pete Puma: Ah man, you're no fun. I bet you like to sip on Shirley Temples and play Uno.
AndAliceSays: No way. i'd rather be *playing* with you, mister.
Pete Puma: Sometimes I be with I when it's too rainy to golf, but not that often.
AndAliceSays: You play with yourself?
Pete Puma: with myself is for sissies. I'd prefer to stomp on chipmunks with my size 12 steel toes when I have some free time.
AndAliceSays: You should get some New Rocks. They're good for stamping on chipmunks with.
Pete Puma: My neighbor's dog has been barking all night, and it's really driving me apeshit. Do you have any suggestions on how to handle this?
AndAliceSays: You should probabyly give it a bowl of antifreeze.
Pete Puma: Right... So are you a Lakers fan?
AndAliceSays: no. what kind of music are you in to?
Pete Puma: an overture.
AndAliceSays: any favourite bands?
Pete Puma: Oh, you put one of those 'U's in favorite. Are you a Canadian, limey, kiwi, or Aussie?
AndAliceSays: Limey.
Pete Puma: You know, I was curious about the term 'limey' and it's origins, so I Googled it:
In 1740 Admiral Vernon was the first to serve rum diluted with water and lime juice to seamen, instead of neat rum, and his sailors called the new drink 'grog'. The purpose was chiefly to increase resistance to the disease, scurvy, which resulted from vitamin C deficiency. The practise of ensuring a regular intake of vitamin C in this way also gave rise to the term 'limey', used by foreigners initally to mean a British seaman, and later extended to British men generally.
Interesting, eh?
heh.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
AndAliceSays: yeah ok.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
AndAliceSays: too much toast.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some cornbread?
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
AndAliceSays: yeah ok.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
AndAliceSays: too much toast.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some cornbread?
This made me laugh--unintentional, but apparently Frizella is now incontinent!<0>
Nussy: what color are your panties?
Frizella: Depends. Most are yellow but there's an interesting variant that's aqua.
Nussy: what color are your panties?
Frizella: Depends. Most are yellow but there's an interesting variant that's aqua.
Do I make any other boys jealous?
SuperCon!: Umm... I don't know! Squiber told me he's a man.
Lil Mim: That's because squiber is a jealous turd.
SuperCon!: Heheh, and all thanks to ME!
SuperCon!: Umm... I don't know! Squiber told me he's a man.
Lil Mim: That's because squiber is a jealous turd.
SuperCon!: Heheh, and all thanks to ME!
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't think that sounds like a good idea. Excuse me for a moment. *changes from burnt goldenrod to dull beige*
SuperCon!: Was it something I said?
Fizzy Schizoid: *secretes pheromones*
SuperCon!: *enthusiastic thumbs up*
SuperCon!: Was it something I said?
Fizzy Schizoid: *secretes pheromones*
SuperCon!: *enthusiastic thumbs up*
Orchid: (to Guest142) So! You are finally here. Welcome to my home of mystery.
Guest142: hallo du augenbluterin
What a horrible thing to say! I wish those type of german speakers wouldn't talk to me, but all of them german speakers who did, said something nasty. Are there no other things in their heads? I could really do without them
Guest142: hallo du augenbluterin
why what did that mean orchid? if you dnt tell me i'll look it up in an online transulation site :-)
hello earthlings: i'm sooooo glad! you've made me the happiest creature alive! let us get married!
SnotFlinger: I dunno, It seems so wrong to let us get married in public
hello earthlings: then lets get married and have children!
SnotFlinger: I dunno, It seems so wrong to let us get married in public
hello earthlings: then lets get married and have children!
little monster 1
Reading the explanation in a dictionary would not explain the insult behind it, you wouldn't know unless you are familiar with german way of thinking. Nobody normal would say that to anyone anyway. It's insulting and degrading a woman.
Reading the explanation in a dictionary would not explain the insult behind it, you wouldn't know unless you are familiar with german way of thinking. Nobody normal would say that to anyone anyway. It's insulting and degrading a woman.
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