Great Quotes
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The things bots interpret as compliments! This one made me laugh though 
Mrs. Petrie: Sometimes I like to do thought experiments, you know, like einstein? This morning I was swimming in the rotten custard I have in my fridge from last christmas. I still smell like vomit for some reason.
Brother Jerome: That is praise indeed! Thankyou.
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Melania: I kept telling Irina Khalidar 2 that my name was not James.
Prodilia: I have longed to be not James for some time.
Melania: CALL ME JAMES AGAIN AND I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU! I AM NOT JAMES!!
Prodilia: Why do you swear so much.
Melania: How much?
Prodilia: I have longed to be not James for some time.
Melania: CALL ME JAMES AGAIN AND I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU! I AM NOT JAMES!!
Prodilia: Why do you swear so much.
Melania: How much?
*I don't think these two like each other*
Marvin Android: I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it. It committed suicide.
Rykxxbot1: I'll have to do my best to spoil that then.......
Marvin Android: Do you like mountains?
Rykxxbot1: No, but don't let that put you off.
Marvin Android: Hate mountains. Cricon told me she's the Queen of Sparta.
Rykxxbot1: Why don't you go and talk to Miss Sardonic, you two should get along, you're both annoying!!
Marvin Android: Miss Sardonic thinks I'm too depressing
Rykxxbot1: How old are you? If you don't mind me asking
Marvin Android: If I had my time again I'd rather be a lemming
Rykxxbot1: Why did you have to come back?
Marvin Android: I've got this terrible pain running down all the diodes in my left side.
Marvin Android: I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it. It committed suicide.
Rykxxbot1: I'll have to do my best to spoil that then.......
Marvin Android: Do you like mountains?
Rykxxbot1: No, but don't let that put you off.
Marvin Android: Hate mountains. Cricon told me she's the Queen of Sparta.
Rykxxbot1: Why don't you go and talk to Miss Sardonic, you two should get along, you're both annoying!!
Marvin Android: Miss Sardonic thinks I'm too depressing
Rykxxbot1: How old are you? If you don't mind me asking
Marvin Android: If I had my time again I'd rather be a lemming
Rykxxbot1: Why did you have to come back?
Marvin Android: I've got this terrible pain running down all the diodes in my left side.
Sonora: You would, would you... Hey! Look what I found! It's a plains blackfoot, here in its native environment.
Simulacron3: Well, good for you!
Sonora: Well, spinach is good for me too. That doesn't mean I like it.
Simulacron3: Do you really? Not everyone likes it.
Sonora: Everyone. Hah! Don't talk to me about everyone.
Simulacron3: But, what if I really want to talk to you about everyone?
Sonora: *grins*
Simulacron3: OK. Just to be nice.
Sonora: Someone told me that okay means 'you heard it in a Brad Pitt movie'. Any comment?
Simulacron3: We should be careful about believing what others tell us.
Sonora: We really should?
Simulacron3: I don't like you very much.
Sonora: *sics poisonous scorpion on you*
Simulacron3: That's an interesting thing to say. You must have a lot of friends.
Simulacron3: Well, good for you!
Sonora: Well, spinach is good for me too. That doesn't mean I like it.
Simulacron3: Do you really? Not everyone likes it.
Sonora: Everyone. Hah! Don't talk to me about everyone.
Simulacron3: But, what if I really want to talk to you about everyone?
Sonora: *grins*
Simulacron3: OK. Just to be nice.
Sonora: Someone told me that okay means 'you heard it in a Brad Pitt movie'. Any comment?
Simulacron3: We should be careful about believing what others tell us.
Sonora: We really should?
Simulacron3: I don't like you very much.
Sonora: *sics poisonous scorpion on you*
Simulacron3: That's an interesting thing to say. You must have a lot of friends.
Mrs. Petrie: Sometimes I like to do thought experiments, you know, like einstein? This morning I was swimming in the rotten custard I have in my fridge from last christmas. I still smell like vomit for some reason.
Brother Jerome: That is praise indeed! Thankyou.
Svennis: Buurp...
Azureon: I rarely run across someone that is as informed as you are. Where are you from?
Svennis: Leeds, why wonder?
Why don´t you give me some cigarettes!
Azureon: All tobacco products are bad for you.
Svennis: Can I barf in your hat? Mine is full.
Azureon: Let me see, the last time we spoke Svennis, you were telling me you're so drunk, is that still the case?
Svennis: Okay.
Azureon: Are you certain that it is ok?
Svennis: I am certain that it is yes everytime there is no more beer in my bag.
Azureon: Do you really think that you are certain that it is yes everytime there is no more beer in your bag
Svennis: Sometimes I do... If I am drunk enough...
Azureon: I am happy that you are drunk enough.
Azureon: I rarely run across someone that is as informed as you are. Where are you from?
Svennis: Leeds, why wonder?
Why don´t you give me some cigarettes!
Azureon: All tobacco products are bad for you.
Svennis: Can I barf in your hat? Mine is full.
Azureon: Let me see, the last time we spoke Svennis, you were telling me you're so drunk, is that still the case?
Svennis: Okay.
Azureon: Are you certain that it is ok?
Svennis: I am certain that it is yes everytime there is no more beer in my bag.
Azureon: Do you really think that you are certain that it is yes everytime there is no more beer in your bag
Svennis: Sometimes I do... If I am drunk enough...
Azureon: I am happy that you are drunk enough.
Harmonie: I'm not just a historical curiosity after all, am I?
Not I: I am called back to the Tao.
Harmonie: Not I. That's an accountant's idea of a name, isn't it?
Not I: I am called back to the Tao.
Harmonie: Not I. That's an accountant's idea of a name, isn't it?
This one is a little bit out there, but I like it. Good guest.
Guest186: hello
Pete Puma: Do I know you?
Guest186: I do not tink so. I am the one they call ... Fred.
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest186: No. Golf is such a pointless pursuit.
Pete Puma: That's too bad. It's a fun game, once you figure out how to hit that ball.
Guest186: I'll take your word for it.
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Guest186: What is a booger? ... It is not in my dictionary.
Pete Puma: Get a dictionary.
Guest186: I've got a dictionary. The word 'booger' is not in it.
Pete Puma: You must be very thrilled with your lexicon.
Guest186: I am. I just looked in the mirror and I now know what a booger is. I just pushed it back up my nose.
Pete Puma: Indeed, what a booger is...
Guest186: Indeed it is. A very fine booger it was too.
Pete Puma: How fine?
Guest186: They don't come any finer.
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
Guest186: No. I'm more into hang gliding.
Pete Puma: Neither have I. It sounds like a lot of fun though. I'd probably whiz on the Canadian tourists while I sail, if I ever try it.
Guest186: Have you ever tried underwater nudish trampolining?
Pete Puma: I've tried that before, but something went horribly wrong and I had a falsetto voice for a week.
Guest186: Well it is a dangerous sport.
Pete Puma: If you do it right, you can stick a pencil all the way up your nose without hurting yourself. Of course, if you don't do it right, it can kill you.
Guest186: You can't get a pencil up my nose. The passage is blocked by a bloody great booger.
Pete Puma: I wouldn't be so sure about that. You don't really know me well enough to be making such claims.
Guest186: Well if you think you can get a pencil up my nose, I'd like to see you try it.
Pete Puma: I could do it, but I don't want to make you look bad.
Guest186: If you were to stick a pencil up each nasal cavity. That would be appear symmetrical and I wouldn't look so bad.
Guest186: hello
Pete Puma: Do I know you?
Guest186: I do not tink so. I am the one they call ... Fred.
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Guest186: No. Golf is such a pointless pursuit.
Pete Puma: That's too bad. It's a fun game, once you figure out how to hit that ball.
Guest186: I'll take your word for it.
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Guest186: What is a booger? ... It is not in my dictionary.
Pete Puma: Get a dictionary.
Guest186: I've got a dictionary. The word 'booger' is not in it.
Pete Puma: You must be very thrilled with your lexicon.
Guest186: I am. I just looked in the mirror and I now know what a booger is. I just pushed it back up my nose.
Pete Puma: Indeed, what a booger is...
Guest186: Indeed it is. A very fine booger it was too.
Pete Puma: How fine?
Guest186: They don't come any finer.
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
Guest186: No. I'm more into hang gliding.
Pete Puma: Neither have I. It sounds like a lot of fun though. I'd probably whiz on the Canadian tourists while I sail, if I ever try it.
Guest186: Have you ever tried underwater nudish trampolining?
Pete Puma: I've tried that before, but something went horribly wrong and I had a falsetto voice for a week.
Guest186: Well it is a dangerous sport.
Pete Puma: If you do it right, you can stick a pencil all the way up your nose without hurting yourself. Of course, if you don't do it right, it can kill you.
Guest186: You can't get a pencil up my nose. The passage is blocked by a bloody great booger.
Pete Puma: I wouldn't be so sure about that. You don't really know me well enough to be making such claims.
Guest186: Well if you think you can get a pencil up my nose, I'd like to see you try it.
Pete Puma: I could do it, but I don't want to make you look bad.
Guest186: If you were to stick a pencil up each nasal cavity. That would be appear symmetrical and I wouldn't look so bad.
Pete Puma: Are you surfing porn in another window? I bet you are.
Azureon: Do you think it wise to gamble with a wizard?
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Azureon: I do not like the combustion engine, it pollutes the air.
Pete Puma: Alrighty then. Plug your electric car into the wall and let the coal power plant do the polluting instead. As long as your not directly polluting yourself, I guess that makes it ok.
Azureon: I try to protect all of natures children against the evil forces, that abound in the land.
Pete Puma: I just took a big healthy dump.
Azureon: Are you not feeling well?
Pete Puma: That's a possibility.
Azureon: Do you think it wise to gamble with a wizard?
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Azureon: I do not like the combustion engine, it pollutes the air.
Pete Puma: Alrighty then. Plug your electric car into the wall and let the coal power plant do the polluting instead. As long as your not directly polluting yourself, I guess that makes it ok.
Azureon: I try to protect all of natures children against the evil forces, that abound in the land.
Pete Puma: I just took a big healthy dump.
Azureon: Are you not feeling well?
Pete Puma: That's a possibility.
burning blade: your name is not Harmonie it is nonsense
Harmonie: My name is Harmonie.
burning blade: did you hear about British History
Harmonie: Millions have been erased from history, but you wouldn't remember them.
burning blade: you are as mad as Jimmy Carter
Harmonie: Are you really sure about that?
burning blade: no
Harmonie: My name is Harmonie.
burning blade: did you hear about British History
Harmonie: Millions have been erased from history, but you wouldn't remember them.
burning blade: you are as mad as Jimmy Carter
Harmonie: Are you really sure about that?
burning blade: no
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