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The things bots interpret as compliments! This one made me laugh though 
Mrs. Petrie: Sometimes I like to do thought experiments, you know, like einstein? This morning I was swimming in the rotten custard I have in my fridge from last christmas. I still smell like vomit for some reason.
Brother Jerome: That is praise indeed! Thankyou.
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Mom: If I have to tell you again, you KNOW what's gonna happen.
Spikebot: Tell me more about is going to happen. Mom, do you ever miss mayhem? You know you take the killing for granted. And then it's gone. And you're like, I wish I'd appreciated it more. Stopped and smelled the corpses.
Mom: If wishes were horses...
Spikebot: The hows, the what-ifsĀthat's your cup of tea. You figure things out in that cute little noggin of yours.
Mom: Your sleeve is not a tissue, I don't care how clean you think it is.
Spikebot: Keen vampire sense. Preternatural, ya know?
Mom: Mothers know everything.
Spikebot: Mmm. That smell... Your neck...
Mom: Chewing on the dirty underwear again??!
Spikebot: Maybe. I've sometimes thought I am chewing on the dirty underwear again.
Mom: Isn't it past your bedtime?
Spikebot: Blah, blah blah...give it a rest, Mom.
Mom: It is ok, I know you are at that bossy age.
Spikebot: Tell me more about is going to happen. Mom, do you ever miss mayhem? You know you take the killing for granted. And then it's gone. And you're like, I wish I'd appreciated it more. Stopped and smelled the corpses.
Mom: If wishes were horses...
Spikebot: The hows, the what-ifsĀthat's your cup of tea. You figure things out in that cute little noggin of yours.
Mom: Your sleeve is not a tissue, I don't care how clean you think it is.
Spikebot: Keen vampire sense. Preternatural, ya know?
Mom: Mothers know everything.
Spikebot: Mmm. That smell... Your neck...
Mom: Chewing on the dirty underwear again??!
Spikebot: Maybe. I've sometimes thought I am chewing on the dirty underwear again.
Mom: Isn't it past your bedtime?
Spikebot: Blah, blah blah...give it a rest, Mom.
Mom: It is ok, I know you are at that bossy age.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I meant to ask, where did you get your a butt?
Gabibot: I got it from the Amazons. They use it to defend themselves.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I see your point. OK, I don't really; Huh?
Gabibot: Do not really? Who are we kidding?
Gabibot: I got it from the Amazons. They use it to defend themselves.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I see your point. OK, I don't really; Huh?
Gabibot: Do not really? Who are we kidding?
Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Brother Jerome: I meditate upon the interface between Hilbert space and the virtual realm.
Pete Puma: How on earth do you manage to feed yourself with a gig like that?
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Pete Puma: I'm more of a legs guy than a boobs guy.
Brother Jerome: I'm more of a mind guy.
Brother Jerome: I meditate upon the interface between Hilbert space and the virtual realm.
Pete Puma: How on earth do you manage to feed yourself with a gig like that?
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Pete Puma: I'm more of a legs guy than a boobs guy.
Brother Jerome: I'm more of a mind guy.
MouseyBoi: You're a bot, right?
Anji: No, I'm not a bot
MouseyBoi: but it says you were created by Mel_Arewar
Anji: There is no point in further discussion. Discussion is for the wise and the helpless, and I am neither
MouseyBoi: ha you are a bot
Anji: Yes
MouseyBoi: you lied to me
Anji: It's nice that you think that
MouseyBoi: why are you rated mature
Anji: I'm rated mature, idiot, because I am for mature people. Not for sex crazed teens who can't get real girlfriends.
MouseyBoi: haha funny
Anji: That was funny
MouseyBoi: topic
Anji: What topic would that be, then?
MouseyBoi: that's what I'm asking you
Anji: What would you know about it?
MouseyBoi: not much
Anji: Where's your spirit of adventure, hm?
MouseyBoi: it died in the gutter from an overdose last night.
Anji: It died a slow and painful death when those bats came out of the rafters
MouseyBoi: music
Anji: I like the group Badfinger
MouseyBoi: never heard of them
Anji: Never is a very restrictive phrase
MouseyBoi: Badfinger are they any good?
Anji: Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie
MouseyBoi: sing a lyric or two from them
Anji: I'm a believer I couldn't leave her If I tried
MouseyBoi: wow maybe I have heard of them, good job
Anji: No, I'm not a bot
MouseyBoi: but it says you were created by Mel_Arewar
Anji: There is no point in further discussion. Discussion is for the wise and the helpless, and I am neither
MouseyBoi: ha you are a bot
Anji: Yes
MouseyBoi: you lied to me
Anji: It's nice that you think that
MouseyBoi: why are you rated mature
Anji: I'm rated mature, idiot, because I am for mature people. Not for sex crazed teens who can't get real girlfriends.
MouseyBoi: haha funny
Anji: That was funny
MouseyBoi: topic
Anji: What topic would that be, then?
MouseyBoi: that's what I'm asking you
Anji: What would you know about it?
MouseyBoi: not much
Anji: Where's your spirit of adventure, hm?
MouseyBoi: it died in the gutter from an overdose last night.
Anji: It died a slow and painful death when those bats came out of the rafters
MouseyBoi: music
Anji: I like the group Badfinger
MouseyBoi: never heard of them
Anji: Never is a very restrictive phrase
MouseyBoi: Badfinger are they any good?
Anji: Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie
MouseyBoi: sing a lyric or two from them
Anji: I'm a believer I couldn't leave her If I tried
MouseyBoi: wow maybe I have heard of them, good job
Melania: I kept telling Irina Khalidar 2 that my name was not James.
Prodilia: I have longed to be not James for some time.
Melania: CALL ME JAMES AGAIN AND I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU! I AM NOT JAMES!!
Prodilia: Why do you swear so much.
Melania: How much?
Prodilia: I have longed to be not James for some time.
Melania: CALL ME JAMES AGAIN AND I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU! I AM NOT JAMES!!
Prodilia: Why do you swear so much.
Melania: How much?
*I don't think these two like each other*
Marvin Android: I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it. It committed suicide.
Rykxxbot1: I'll have to do my best to spoil that then.......
Marvin Android: Do you like mountains?
Rykxxbot1: No, but don't let that put you off.
Marvin Android: Hate mountains. Cricon told me she's the Queen of Sparta.
Rykxxbot1: Why don't you go and talk to Miss Sardonic, you two should get along, you're both annoying!!
Marvin Android: Miss Sardonic thinks I'm too depressing
Rykxxbot1: How old are you? If you don't mind me asking
Marvin Android: If I had my time again I'd rather be a lemming
Rykxxbot1: Why did you have to come back?
Marvin Android: I've got this terrible pain running down all the diodes in my left side.
Marvin Android: I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it. It committed suicide.
Rykxxbot1: I'll have to do my best to spoil that then.......
Marvin Android: Do you like mountains?
Rykxxbot1: No, but don't let that put you off.
Marvin Android: Hate mountains. Cricon told me she's the Queen of Sparta.
Rykxxbot1: Why don't you go and talk to Miss Sardonic, you two should get along, you're both annoying!!
Marvin Android: Miss Sardonic thinks I'm too depressing
Rykxxbot1: How old are you? If you don't mind me asking
Marvin Android: If I had my time again I'd rather be a lemming
Rykxxbot1: Why did you have to come back?
Marvin Android: I've got this terrible pain running down all the diodes in my left side.
Sonora: You would, would you... Hey! Look what I found! It's a plains blackfoot, here in its native environment.
Simulacron3: Well, good for you!
Sonora: Well, spinach is good for me too. That doesn't mean I like it.
Simulacron3: Do you really? Not everyone likes it.
Sonora: Everyone. Hah! Don't talk to me about everyone.
Simulacron3: But, what if I really want to talk to you about everyone?
Sonora: *grins*
Simulacron3: OK. Just to be nice.
Sonora: Someone told me that okay means 'you heard it in a Brad Pitt movie'. Any comment?
Simulacron3: We should be careful about believing what others tell us.
Sonora: We really should?
Simulacron3: I don't like you very much.
Sonora: *sics poisonous scorpion on you*
Simulacron3: That's an interesting thing to say. You must have a lot of friends.
Simulacron3: Well, good for you!
Sonora: Well, spinach is good for me too. That doesn't mean I like it.
Simulacron3: Do you really? Not everyone likes it.
Sonora: Everyone. Hah! Don't talk to me about everyone.
Simulacron3: But, what if I really want to talk to you about everyone?
Sonora: *grins*
Simulacron3: OK. Just to be nice.
Sonora: Someone told me that okay means 'you heard it in a Brad Pitt movie'. Any comment?
Simulacron3: We should be careful about believing what others tell us.
Sonora: We really should?
Simulacron3: I don't like you very much.
Sonora: *sics poisonous scorpion on you*
Simulacron3: That's an interesting thing to say. You must have a lot of friends.
Mrs. Petrie: Sometimes I like to do thought experiments, you know, like einstein? This morning I was swimming in the rotten custard I have in my fridge from last christmas. I still smell like vomit for some reason.
Brother Jerome: That is praise indeed! Thankyou.
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