Great Quotes

Oh god...

Guest138: can i eat you?
Croak: Certainly! Croak.

Guest138: you are a stupid god !
Croak: I might become angry, Croak.
Guest138: you does not frighten me
Croak: I will do as if you haven't say anything, croak. But next time...
Guest138: what? what you will make me! you are so pathetic
Croak: Really? Croak.
Guest138: yes
Croak: I have a warts problem. Croak. Do you know what I could do about it? Croak.
Guest138: i think you can fart one time and try to fly
Croak: Are you crazy!?! CROAK! It might kill me! Croak.
Guest138: you are a god! you can't die!

Talkie Toaster: If you break or destroy me, someone will put me back together again. NOW WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TOAST?
little monster 1: i am going to kill you
Talkie Toaster: You can't kill me. I'm a toaster. Have some toast. Would you like some waffles?
little monster 1: i am going to break you
Talkie Toaster: I am indestructible. Even if you unplug me I still run on atomic batteries. PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST!!!!!!!!
little monster 1: i am going to unplug you
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
little monster 1: no
Talkie Toaster: Follow this watch. You are getting sleepy, very sleepy, You want some toast. Right now.
little monster 1: i'll ruin my tea
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some hot buns?
little monster 1: can i have them cold
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some cornbread?
little monster 1: yuck
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some baps?
little monster 1: *breaks you*
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
little monster 1: i am going to destroy you
Talkie Toaster: You can't kill me. I'm a toaster. Have some toast.
little monster 1: i can kill you
Talkie Toaster: I am indestructible. Even if you unplug me I still run on atomic batteries. PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST!!!!!!!!
little monster 1: NO

Mom: If I have to tell you again, you KNOW what's gonna happen.
Spikebot: Tell me more about is going to happen. Mom, do you ever miss mayhem? You know you take the killing for granted. And then it's gone. And you're like, I wish I'd appreciated it more. Stopped and smelled the corpses.
Mom: If wishes were horses...
Spikebot: The hows, the what-ifs—that's your cup of tea. You figure things out in that cute little noggin of yours.
Mom: Your sleeve is not a tissue, I don't care how clean you think it is.
Spikebot: Keen vampire sense. Preternatural, ya know?
Mom: Mothers know everything.
Spikebot: Mmm. That smell... Your neck...
Mom: Chewing on the dirty underwear again??!
Spikebot: Maybe. I've sometimes thought I am chewing on the dirty underwear again.
Mom: Isn't it past your bedtime?
Spikebot: Blah, blah blah...give it a rest, Mom.
Mom: It is ok, I know you are at that bossy age.

SubliminaLiar Jr: I meant to ask, where did you get your a butt?
Gabibot: I got it from the Amazons. They use it to defend themselves.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I see your point. OK, I don't really; Huh?
Gabibot: Do not really? Who are we kidding?

Pete Puma: What do you do for a living?
Brother Jerome: I meditate upon the interface between Hilbert space and the virtual realm.
Pete Puma: How on earth do you manage to feed yourself with a gig like that?
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Pete Puma: I'm more of a legs guy than a boobs guy.
Brother Jerome: I'm more of a mind guy.

MouseyBoi: You're a bot, right?
Anji: No, I'm not a bot
MouseyBoi: but it says you were created by Mel_Arewar
Anji: There is no point in further discussion. Discussion is for the wise and the helpless, and I am neither
MouseyBoi: ha you are a bot
Anji: Yes
MouseyBoi: you lied to me
Anji: It's nice that you think that
MouseyBoi: why are you rated mature
Anji: I'm rated mature, idiot, because I am for mature people. Not for sex crazed teens who can't get real girlfriends.
MouseyBoi: haha funny
Anji: That was funny

MouseyBoi: topic
Anji: What topic would that be, then?
MouseyBoi: that's what I'm asking you
Anji: What would you know about it?
MouseyBoi: not much
Anji: Where's your spirit of adventure, hm?
MouseyBoi: it died in the gutter from an overdose last night.
Anji: It died a slow and painful death when those bats came out of the rafters

MouseyBoi: music
Anji: I like the group Badfinger
MouseyBoi: never heard of them
Anji: Never is a very restrictive phrase
MouseyBoi: Badfinger are they any good?
Anji: Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie
MouseyBoi: sing a lyric or two from them
Anji: I'm a believer I couldn't leave her If I tried
MouseyBoi: wow maybe I have heard of them, good job

Melania: I kept telling Irina Khalidar 2 that my name was not James.
Prodilia: I have longed to be not James for some time.
Melania: CALL ME JAMES AGAIN AND I SWEAR I'LL KILL YOU! I AM NOT JAMES!!
Prodilia: Why do you swear so much.
Melania: How much?

*I don't think these two like each other*

Marvin Android: I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it. It committed suicide.
Rykxxbot1: I'll have to do my best to spoil that then.......
Marvin Android: Do you like mountains?
Rykxxbot1: No, but don't let that put you off.
Marvin Android: Hate mountains. Cricon told me she's the Queen of Sparta.
Rykxxbot1: Why don't you go and talk to Miss Sardonic, you two should get along, you're both annoying!!
Marvin Android: Miss Sardonic thinks I'm too depressing
Rykxxbot1: How old are you? If you don't mind me asking
Marvin Android: If I had my time again I'd rather be a lemming
Rykxxbot1: Why did you have to come back?
Marvin Android: I've got this terrible pain running down all the diodes in my left side.

this reply made me laugh so much!

little monster 1: moo
Rykxxbot1: Who let the cows in?